No Witches Weekender Totes

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Here is a love letter to Dark Academia! Filled with all the goodness one could say perfectly suits the aesthetic! Go on, open it up.

equip yourself with the best gear, use your inventory to it's fullest, and cast cast some radical spells with this retro game inspired pixel art tarot that resembles RPG graphics of yesteryear!

Every witch has the subconscious desire to draw cards from a deck that is absolutely about to call them out. Give into your urges to do witchy stuff with this groovy take on "the feminine urge" meme featuring a witch's hand holding the Sun, Moon, and Star tarot cards!

This pastel goth interpretation of The Tower features a cyclops monster girl falling dramatically, as her cat ghost escapes from a cursed haunted house. This powerful card representing inevitability, destruction, chaos, and upheaval is part of the Creep Cute Tarot series!

Which witch is the best witch? That answer is Kiki, Ghibli's adorable delivery witch! Featuring Kiki and her cat Jiji, this design is perfect for Ghibli and anime fans!

Serve up a big tray of scrumptious Halloween treats---the chickeny kind, that is! Do you dip in ketchup, barbeque, sweet 'n' sour, or... braaaaaiinss? However you munch them, these tender, spooky nuggies are sure to catch a smile wherever you go!

Get a spooky Halloween divining done with this haunting howling werewolf in front of a full moon! This ghastly variant on the classic moon card is sure to evoke some feelings in your next reading.

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World card, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true sometimes, there is something beyond The World, and it can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-wordly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery. tarot tarot reading magic witch witchcraft spells mythical mystical occult fortune telling fortune teller fortuneteller alien extra terrestrial ufo space galaxy the stranger the alien et e.t.

Be a proud witchy weeb with this cute, "Magical Witch" wand design! Perfect for loving anime, witchcraft, and being magical!

If all you do is flex and hex, this buff as hell witch is for you! Perfect for the witch looking to lift logs in the swamp, or the rat whose gains have been achieved through otherworldly weightlifting rituals.

When I say I have BDE I mean I possess big demon energy! Praise satan and show off your big demonic energy with this Big dick energy satan parody design.

Show your love of halloween and snakes with this adorable witchy snake! This mid century modern inspired design is great for snake and witch lovers alike!

I'm witchy, I'm gay, and I'm magical. My spells include seduction of the same gender and not giving a shit.

Always use pro-hex-tion. Show off your love of being a sassy, sex positive, witch with this cute, "Practice Safe Hex" witch design with a sword, skull, moon, candles, and magic for your spells!

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Celebrate the magic of black cats with this, "Black Cats Are Magic" design with an illustration of a black cat. Purrrfect for your witchy, occult, halloween, and cat lover vibes.

Who says romance is dead? Show off your love of being a hopeless romantic with this cute and cool skull with a rose design! Perfect for being a soft, emotional lover with a tough aesthetic!

Celebrate both your nonbinary pride and your love of crystals with this cool design featuring Topaz, Selenite, Amethyst and Agate! Perfect for rocking pride flag colors in a more subdued way.

Grab a skein, some needles, and hail Satan while you practice your stitch craft with this funny knitting tote made for any yarn lover who loves a good crochet pun that leaves them in stitches. Perfect for people who love to cross stitch, sew, knit, stitch, summon hell beasts, cast hexes, make potions, fly on brooms, and crochet to a devilish degree!

Grab a skein, some needles, and hail Satan while you practice your stitch craft with this funny knitting tote made for any yarn lover who loves a good crochet pun that leaves them in stitches. Perfect for people who love to cross stitch, sew, knit, stitch, summon hell beasts, cast hexes, make potions, fly on brooms, and crochet to a devilish degree!

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Are you a witchy women handing out spells and talisman to the locals? Then this design is for you. This witchcraft inspired design features an illustration of a spooky house with a ghost coming out of the chimney along with the phase "Village Witch.

I Love the Smell of Coffee & Witchcraft In The Morning! Don't you? Show off your sassy witch attitude with this design, it features a steaming mug of coffee (or witches' brew). Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee, or I'll hex you.

Garden Witch! This cute witchy design features a couple magical elements and potions, there are two varieties of mushrooms, the flowers of Nightshade and above it the 'Eye of Newt,' and don't forget about the crystals too! Perfect for green witches (and I don't mean their skin, come on).

When the moon's out and you're working through IT and you just gotta do some bawling on your broom.... yeah, you know the feeling. Cry it out while you do some witchy stuff with this humorous design.

To put it bluntly- this card signifies a higher wisdom and a dank sense of spirituality. A truly enlightened card. Blaze it up and get higher than the heavens with this weed themed tarot card design!

Accept the end of things and embrace change with this trippy, colorful, pixel art interpretation of the Death Tarot Card from the Rider-Waite-Smith tarot deck!

Ah yes. The Tower- of garbage. This card often represents trash pandas, or sometimes is a sign of a hot mess about to happen. Sit pretty on your mound of responsibilities and accept the inevitability of everything toppling over eventually with this funny & cute take on the Tower, featuring a raccoon eatin' some pizza.

Be cute n magical with these chubby lil enchanting leggy bois! Perfect for any time of the year, but especially on a spoopy creppy night, such as halloween!