New Jersey Funny Coffee Mugs

Out with the old, in with the new! Celebrate (! *winky face*) this new year with higher expectations and abstain from the things that didn't bring you pleasure!

Don't let that new year sting you, honey! Celebrate another year of buzzing through life on planet Earth with this cute party bee!

New phone, who dis? Be the sassiest mermaid in the seas with this "New Shellphone, who dis" design!

This just in, your favorite news anchor is back in town! There's no need to worry about not being in the loop of things anymore. This fish is iconic and reliable. Just rest assured that you can trust him!

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

If you have no new clothes, then you're just a feast on the house to Jlaktturinn! If you celebrate all things Yule, then Yule love this Jlaktturinn design!

Love that sportsball aesthetic but wish there was a team you could really get behind? Want to blend in at the Superbowl party but don't have any clue who to root for? Why not root for the Random Lake Couch Potatoes, your new favorite fictional sportsball team!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

2020 hasnt even begun and I'm already cringing over it. Can we do it again? Get the new year out of the way with this funny meta joke!

Looking to add a touch of humor to your morning coffee routine? Look no further than the Floral Penis mug! This tongue-in-cheek design features a delicate floral pattern infused with a hefty dose of irreverence. Perfect for giving your coworkers something to snicker about during your Zoom meetings, this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter. And if your mother happens to catch a glimpse of your new favorite mug, well, let's just say it'll be a memory you won't soon forget. So why settle for a plain old coffee mug when you can add a touch of whimsy to your day with the Floral Penis mug?

SOMETHING TAKES A SLICE OF ME! Show your love for new metal and carbohydrates with this bread inspired design.

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Oh yes, it's Partbee time, honey! Buzz into the room dancing with this funny bee pun featuring a very cool bee that knows exactly how to party.

Attention everyone! This new pup band has been the hottest topic in town. Introducing Ruff Metal! The new music genre that'll bark your ears off!

From the streets of New York, onto your favorite product. Show off your love for this viral sensation!

4 years of sleepless nights and many failed jobs searches later culminating into the world's most expensive bookshelf decoration. Needs new home ASAP, Sallie Mae keeps calling. Cash only.

Congratulations! You've been sitting/lying down at the same spot for 14 hours straight! You have now been unlocked a new achievement: laziness!!

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

...I guess there are worse things you could have gotten in 2020. Still, you deserve some kind of reward for sticking through it; why not this mug that is awesome no matter what it says?

Kindness is the new punk rock! Show that kindness and punk rock are in style with this "that wasn't very punk rock of you" design!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your bod? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your bod? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern for your bod? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

I could have had it all... if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this funny Millennial design.

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the ultimate mug for meme-enthusiasts and humor-lovers- the Big Duck Energy mug! Move over Big Dick Energy, because Big Duck Energy is the new wave! This mug is perfect for anyone who wants to show off their quirky and fun side. Start your day right by sipping on your coffee or tea from this mug and feel the powerful Big Duck Energy coursing through you. It's a great conversation starter that will surely make your coworkers and friends giggle. The design is simple yet bold, featuring a cartoon duck that represents the new era of confidence and energy. Don't be afraid to embrace your inner silly and grab this mug today! It's not just a mug, it's a lifestyle. Join the Big Duck Energy movement and feel the difference.

Fajita has finally surpassed Guaku, with his new form Super Salsa Fajita! Those who enjoy tongue in cheek Dragonball puns will love this design!