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Nerd Valentine Gifts Sassy Blankets

Browse our collection of 19 Nerd Valentine Gifts Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

Waifu Material Blanket

Waifu Material Blanket

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired blanket! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

Stubborn and Horny Taurus Bull Blanket

Stubborn and Horny Taurus Bull Blanket

Mess with the bull and you get the horns, cuz I'm hungry. Show off your Taurean pride with this, "Stubborn and Horny" Taurus, astrology sign design. Perfect for being hungry, sensual, stubborn, and a proud Taurus!

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Love Cats Hate Racism Blanket

Love Cats Hate Racism Blanket

I Love Cats - Hate Racism - cats also, obviously, hate racism. Show of your cat-lover anti-racist sass!

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Blanket

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Blanket

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

Snail With Knife Blanket

Snail With Knife Blanket

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

Jaw Ready For This? Shark Blanket

Jaw Ready For This? Shark Blanket

Get ready to make shark week every week with this funny, "Jaw Ready For This?" 90s jam parody design! Perfect for song parodies, shark puns, shark lovers, partying, animal humor, and expressing your sharkness!

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

Monstera Leaf Monster Blanket

Monstera Leaf Monster Blanket

You better leaf me alone or you'll deal with the Monstera! Show off your sassy plant humor with this plant pun design featuring an illustration of a monstera leaf that looks like an angry monster with teeth! Perfect for loving plants, leaves, and feeling sassy.

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

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