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Browse our collection of 145 Nerd Pickup Lines Posters . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Defend The Walls With These Attack On Titan Products

These Gifts Are For Anyone Who's A Huge Nerd

Celebrate Science With These Radical Designs

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Are You Clocktown? Because I'm About To Go Down On You Poster

Are You Clocktown? Because I'm About To Go Down On You Poster

Nothing turns people on like creepy video game pickup lines, so seduce your lover with your nerd references with this pickup line by asking her "are you clocktown? because I'm about to go down on you" .

Scouting Legion Canvas Poster

Scouting Legion Canvas Poster

oin the Scouting Legion, mankind's only hope! Perfect for fighting titans on the front lines and probably dying. Show some love for attack on Titan! This cool design features the decorative winged crest of the Scouting legion, the brave souls who venture outside the walls and find and fight the dreaded titans. Perfect for anywhere you want to show your love of Attack on Titan. Perfect for anime fans!

Scouting Legion Poster Poster

Scouting Legion Poster Poster

Join the Scouting Legion, mankind's only hope! Perfect for fighting titans on the front lines and probably dying. Show some love for attack on Titan! This cool design features the decorative winged crest of the Scouting legion, the brave souls who venture outside the walls and find and fight the dreaded titans. Perfect for anywhere you want to show your love of Attack on Titan. Perfect for anime fans!

Case of the Mondays Portal Poster

Case of the Mondays Portal Poster

Caught in a vicious cycle that is Mondays. Be a physics nerd and portal nerd with this awesome symbolic design.

Because Science! Poster

Because Science! Poster

This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Science is the answer to everything! Nerd up with this geek pride design!

Stay Puft Smore Head Poster

Stay Puft Smore Head Poster

Is that the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man? You know making smores was on the ghostbusters minds, nerd.

Home Is Where You Are Player One Poster

Home Is Where You Are Player One Poster

Whenever you're out at friends or going to a party that you happen to get to play a video game of two, you never seem to be able to be Player One. Which is what everyone always wants and dreams of being. So, when you're at your own home you don't have to be nice and let someone be the first person - you can be Player One and be the best around. So your love for video games with this "Home Is Where You Are Player One" canvas print design.

Awakened Shrub Poster

Awakened Shrub Poster

Never underestimate an Awakened Shrub! Show off your shrub strength with this cute, magical, Dungeons and Dragons, druid inspired design!

I Want To Leave Poster

I Want To Leave Poster

It's time to get off earth and return to your own planet. Let everyone know how you want to hope in a spaceship and leave earth in a UFO with this nerdy design that says "I Want To Leave" perfect for any nerd who wants to be an alien and explore space.

And the Geek Shall Inherit the Earth Poster

And the Geek Shall Inherit the Earth Poster

There is a biblical phrase often used saying the meek shall inherit the earth but in reality, Neil deGrasse Tyson made it known that the Geek Shall Inherit the Earth. Rock this nerd pride canvas design and show off your love for tysonism while getting your geek on!

Baby Bigfoot Poster

Baby Bigfoot Poster

There isn't anything cuter than a baby animal, except when that animal is Sasquatch - then it's adorable as ever! If you're into Cryptozoology and cute things this Bigfoot canvas print is perfect for you. Don't hide away in the woods, be proud of your nerd ways with this cute illustration!

Dinosaur Doctor Who Poster

Dinosaur Doctor Who Poster

Show off your nerd pride and dinosaur pride with this awesome doctor who canvas, which is also conveniently an awesome funny dinosaur canvas! This funny Dr. Who shirt features the 11th Doctor as a sweet tyrannosaurus rex and the Gallifreyan for "Dinosaurs on the TARDIS" (a nod to a well known episode!).

Fandom University Poster

Fandom University Poster

Internet bloggers, book nerds, and geeks unite! There is finally a university for you. Get you're very own degree in fangirling, writing fan fiction, marathoning your favorite television series, or movie! If you're a nerd looking to represent your fandom, this Fandom University canvas print perfect of you and your geeky friends.

Victorian Planet Pattern Poster

Victorian Planet Pattern Poster

Space is all the rage right now! Nothing is cooler than traveling through time itself! Explore other worlds and show off your nerdy, science and space obsessed side, with this out of this world nerdy and stylish, space themed canvas!

Sorry I Can't Tonight, I'm Reading Poster

Sorry I Can't Tonight, I'm Reading Poster

Yeah, nope, sorry. Heading out right now is not really gonna happen- I've got a hot date tonight with some hardcovers. Nothing personal, it's just how I roll. If you know the love of curling up with a good book, then this cute nerdy canvas is for you! Grab this book-lover design today and rock on, you rad bibliophile.

I Didn't Choose The Bounty Hunter Life The Bounty Hunter Life Chozo Me Poster

I Didn't Choose The Bounty Hunter Life The Bounty Hunter Life Chozo Me Poster

For Video game nerds who love playing as the space bounty hunter Samus Aran as they battle space pirates in order to retrieve the stolen metroids there is this design that says " I didn't choose the bounty hunter life the bounty hunter life chozo me".

Training To Be A Legend Poster

Training To Be A Legend Poster

Channel the strength of the mighty hero of Hyrule! You may not be burdened with the responsibility to save Princess Zelda and rid Hyrule of all evil, but you can at least get to the gym and get fit! Get your fitness on and workout to this super nerdy, fitness and video game inspired, Legend of Zelda poster!

The Book Was Better Poster

The Book Was Better Poster

The book was better. The book is ALWAYS better. Show off your love of books and your nerdy side with this geek, book lover's, the book was better canvas!

Devil's Trap Poster

Devil's Trap Poster

All you need to snare those demons is this badass design. Denizens of the supernatural realm beware, you're rocking the insignia of hunters. Sam and Dean have taught you well.

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Poster

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Poster

SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH! Inspired by the iconic film Jaws. This "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat" is sure to make you're fellow Jaws geeks lose it. Get this awesome Jaws for your closet today nerd!

The Science of Seduction (Neil DeGrasse Tyson) Poster

The Science of Seduction (Neil DeGrasse Tyson) Poster

Are you a Tysonist? It isn't hard to see how seductive Neil Degrasse Tyson can be when we talks so passionately about science and astronomy. Probably makes you all wet and shit, nerds.

It's a Great Life Poster

It's a Great Life Poster

Inspired by the iconic comedian Louis C.K. This quote is sure to make you're fellow comedy geeks lose it. Get this awesome quote for your wall today nerd!

Be Strong Wifi Poster

Be Strong Wifi Poster

"Be strong," I whispered to my wifi signal.

Saint Sebastian Tiger Poster Poster

Saint Sebastian Tiger Poster Poster

Troubled saintly tiger illustration.

Saint Sebastian Tiger Poster Poster

Saint Sebastian Tiger Poster Poster

Troubled saintly tiger illustration.

Everybody knows that video games don't make you violent, lag does! This funny canvas is perfect for gamers everywhere! If you love gaming, online games, MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, League of Legends, and DC Universe, or shooters like Call of Duty, Halo, or Battlefield, this shirt is for you, nerd! It doesn't matter if you prefer Playstation, XBox, Wii, or PC, this message is universal!

Play Video Games And Be Happy Poster

Play Video Games And Be Happy Poster

The formula to happiness isn't as difficult as people make it out to be. You know what it is dear friend and that's playing video games! Cuddle up under a blanket, maybe with your pet cat or dog, something awesome to snack on, and maybe even a friend, then let the good times happen. If you're a geek looking to some apparel to add to your wardrobe this cute gamer canvas is perfect for you!

Geometric Triforce Pattern Poster

Geometric Triforce Pattern Poster

Express your love of the Legend of Zelda with this super nerdy, yet oh so trendy and hip, geometric triforce pattern canvas! Let everyone know you are a big gamer nerd but stay stylish and fashionable! And when no one is looking, get back to saving Hyrule from evil and save Princess Zelda!

Math Problems Poster

Math Problems Poster

I don't know how many problems I have because math is one of them! Perfect for math haters! This funny canvas references Jay-Z's popular song "99 Problems" and is a great way to express your dislike of math! Perfect for wearing to school, college, math class, and partying with your friends while drinking and listening to rap and hip hop and not doing math.

You Can't Take The Sky From Me Poster

You Can't Take The Sky From Me Poster

You can't take the sky from me. She is my ship, and boy is she shiny!

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