Neck Long Patience Short Coffee Mugs

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Thick ass thing patience. Show that you have a big butt and no time for nonsense with this sassy design.

The Brachiosaurus is a Long Necky Boi! Show off your prehistoric swag with this cute dino boi!

Short and Salty. Show that you're not short and sweet, you're short and salty! Show off your small and sassy pride with this design.

Give it up for all the cute shorties out there, y'all are short kings! Show off your pride in your short stature with this "Short King" shirt design.

Show off your love of dogs with this super cute and funny, dachshund lover's, wiener dog humor, Cake song lyrics parody coffee mug! Let the world know you have a great sense of humor and you love cute dogs and classic rock! BORK.

Save the Neck for me, Clark. Show that your favorite part of the Christmas turkey is the neck with this Holiday Food inspired design.

It's officially short king spring! Celebrate your short king status this spring with this cute, spring, short king design. short king spring short king short kings short king shirt spring t shirts spring t shirts spring t shirt spring gifts spring gift ideas short guys short people gifts for short people short king gifts.

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

This funny short pride shirt features the words "'I'm not that short' -short people proverb " and is perfect for little short fun sized people and is ideal for showing your vertically challenged pride at school, college, university, reaching for high shelves at the store, working out at the gym, or just chilling with your tall friends!

It's a major discovery! Oh, look, It's extending!... it's still extending... Oh god it won't stop extending.

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

This funny short girl coffee mug features the words "I woke up like this - short" and is perfect for people who are short, little, cute, fun size, munchkins, funny shirt girl designs, and is ideal for showing your short pride at the gym working out, at work, school, college, university, or just hanging out with your short friends!

Munchkin cats are adorable! And not only that, but they're relate-able too! I, too, am short, stocky, chunky, and adorable.

Introducing the perfect mug for those who understand the struggles of anxiety attacks and have a good sense of humor about it! Our "My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum" design is sure to bring a smile to your face with its witty parody inspired by a classic song. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or indulging in some tea, this mug is a great way to start your day and tackle whatever comes your way. It's a hilarious and relatable addition to any collection, and makes for a wonderful gift for your anxious friends (because let's be honest - who doesn't have at least a little anxiety these days?). With its whimsical opossum design, this mug is sure to be a conversation starter and bring a touch of fun to your routine. So go ahead, embrace your inner opossum and grab one of these anxiety-attacking mugs today!

Channel your inner Bart Simpson with this funny, "Eat My Shorts" retro comeback! Perfect for being nostalgic, being sassy, nostalgia, and being left alone!

One cat short of full on crazy cat lady. Amuse your friends and passersby with this hilarious and sassy mug, or gift it to your favorite cat-loving friend.

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

I may be short and stocky, but trust I can pug you up. Show off your sassy pug style with this, "Short & Stocky But Will Fight You" pug design! Perfect for loving pugs, feeling sassy and short!

Cat is short for Catthew. Spread truth where ever you go with this informative cat design.

I'm cute and cuddly, but don't anger me! I might be small but I have a row of chompers that will kill!

One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one taught me pain, they taste so amazin'! Collect your candy heats this valentine's day with this, "Love, Patience, Pain" conversation hearts, Thank U, Next parody!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Show off your love of dogs with this super cute and funny, dachshund lover's, wiener dog humor, long dog coffee mug! Let the world know you have a great sense of humor and you love super weird things, like wiener dogs! You have to admit, they are a little weird.

I may not be tall or anything like that... but I'm still adorable!! Short and tout, you're loved by everyone. You don't need to be different than who you are to be adored!

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

I'm a weenie with big dream-ies! This cute Dachshund mug is perfect for canine enthusiasts!

Have long hair and don't care like Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior with this funny long hair don't care mug! This mug is perfect for helping some people, going to church, going to parties, getting turnt, spreading good will, growing out your hair and not giving a damn about what the haters say!

Look fresh with this classic meme inspired cat pattern! Perfect for a nostalgia trip back to a simpler meme era!