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My Body My Choice Puns Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 47 My Body My Choice Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Be My Valenintestines Greeting Card

Be My Valenintestines Greeting Card

There's only a few things that a zombie loves and thats brains, intestines, innards and apparently you, this ole' zombie here seems to like you. Well, don't be shy... say hi :) For zombies and lovers alike!

You're My Everything Bagel Greeting Card

You're My Everything Bagel Greeting Card

You're my everything! Show your loved one how much they mean to you with this adorable, "You're My Everything" bagel design!

Will You Be My Honey? Greeting Card

Will You Be My Honey? Greeting Card

Honey, I Love You Beary Much! Won't give me your paw and be my valentine? I love you more than a bear loves honey!

Show my pride? No Probllama Greeting Card

Show my pride? No Probllama Greeting Card

Show my pride? No probllama! Get ready for pride with this pun and llama themed design.

You're Just My Type Greeting Card

You're Just My Type Greeting Card

You're just my type. Let your loved ones know that they're just your type with this funny pun design.

Taking Care of My Shellf Greeting Card

Taking Care of My Shellf Greeting Card

Taking Care of My Shellf. Look out for your star player and show yourself some self-love with this hermit crab pun inspired design.

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Beach Better Have My Sunny Greeting Card

Beach Better Have My Sunny Greeting Card

Beach better have my sunny! Show your love of summer days and hip-hop with this song parody inspired design.

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

My Cooking is Un-grill-ievable Greeting Card

My Cooking is Un-grill-ievable Greeting Card

Show you have amazing grilling and pun skills with this funny cooking design. This design features an illustration of a grill and the phrase "My Cooking is Un-grill-ievable.

You Make My Heart Purr Greeting Card

You Make My Heart Purr Greeting Card

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

Will You Be My Baby? Baby Yoda Greeting Card

Will You Be My Baby? Baby Yoda Greeting Card

What do you say? Ask your crush to be your baby with this adorable Baby Yoda design featuring the question, "Will You Be My Baby?" with an illustration of Baby Yoda holding a heart. Perfect for a valentine or date!

Mew Have My Heart, Valentine Greeting Card

Mew Have My Heart, Valentine Greeting Card

Will mew be mine, valentine? I'd make the purrfect significant other. Let me take mew out on a date.

The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day Greeting Card

The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day Greeting Card

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day! Show your love for planet Earth with this cute and funny science pun design.

I Need My Buzz Coffee Bee Greeting Card

I Need My Buzz Coffee Bee Greeting Card

Bring me the bee-ans! Show off your love of coffee, bees, and caffeine with this funny, "I Need My Buzz" with a bee holding a big cup of coffee.

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Let your nearest and dearest know that you're sorry for not wishing them a happy birthday in a timely manner with this donkey card. This humorous pun card features a vintage illustration of a donkey with tears drawn on his face and the phrase "Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass.

Toast My Buns Greeting Card

Toast My Buns Greeting Card

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Greeting Card

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Greeting Card

Truly, he is a work of art---a refined and civilized amphibian he is. Indubitably.

There's So Mushroom in my Heart Greeting Card

There's So Mushroom in my Heart Greeting Card

I love you because you're such a fungi, valentine! i just want spore of your love! I can't get enough!

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Greeting Card

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Greeting Card

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

Are You A Ferret? Because You've Stolen My Heart Greeting Card

Are You A Ferret? Because You've Stolen My Heart Greeting Card

I love you more than a ferret loves stealing socks!! Show your Significant other how much you love them with this cheesy pickup line. Perfect for Valentines day and Ferret Lovers!

Crushing On You Greeting Card

Crushing On You Greeting Card

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I'm All Ogre You Greeting Card

I'm All Ogre You Greeting Card

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

Fallen In Love Ogre You Greeting Card

Fallen In Love Ogre You Greeting Card

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

Let's Get Chip Faced Greeting Card

Let's Get Chip Faced Greeting Card

Wasted on cheese and felling fine! Show that chips and dip are your drug of choice with this delicious food inspired design.

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

Squat It Like Mirko Greeting Card

Squat It Like Mirko Greeting Card

Squat it like Mirko! Things are heating up in the gym and Mirko is breaking a sweat. For those that want that extra motivation for when they tear it up in the gym, lets get those legs burning!

Rat-ical Greeting Card

Rat-ical Greeting Card

Be cool like this rodent and stay rat-ical my dudes!

Crow Away Greeting Card

Crow Away Greeting Card

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

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