Millennium Items Pillows

When an ancient evil has been unleashed, what's a spiky haired protagonist to do? Unlock the secrets of the Millennium items, play Egyptian card games, and allow yourself to be possessed by ancient spirits of course! If you're a fan of classic anime, as well as manga, this nostalgic Yu-Gi-Oh pillow is for you! Perfect for lounging, dueling friends, and of course saving the world.

Show off your love of that beautiful pink loving princess of the Mushroom Kingdom with this adorably cute, gaming inspired set of her very own inventory items pillow! Express your femininity and let the world know that you are no damsel in distress!

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired pattern throw pillow! Show off your love for that killer video game franchise, snuggle up and nap, and dream of the far off lands of Hyrule!

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired pattern throw pillow! Show off your love for that killer video game franchise, snuggle up and nap, and dream of the far off lands of Hyrule!

You're one-of-a-kind! Show off being lovable and collectible with this funny, "Collector's Item" 90's toy parody. Perfect for loving nostalgia, single jokes, or funny valentines!

Regain your health, grow double your size, get a life, solve a puzzle, win the race, fulfill your destiny and grab a high score with these gamer food items you just couldn't go without! These edible power ups are perfect for video game nerds looking to show off the tools of their trade!

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired, gamer, video game, inventory pattern coffee mug!

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Keep all your heart pieces and heart containers nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired pattern pillow! Show off your love for that killer video game franchise go out there and dream of the far off lands of Hyrule!

The year 2000 is very gay, and very futuristic. I would know, I've been there. Be gay and sparkly as all get out with this y2k aesthetic pun on a very blobby point in history.

Calling all the shy and cute introverts! This adorable paper bag would make a great collection for your asset of items. Express yourself in the most subtle way possible!

Calling all the shy and cute introverts! This adorable paper bag would make a great collection for your asset of items. Express yourself in the most subtle way possible!

"Don't Quote Me On This"- said the guy who didn't want to be quoted on these items. Well what do you think about this, GUY? Now your quote is on ALL THE THINGS. Get some laughs with this funny dad joke that takes the phrase "don't quote me on this" just a little too literally.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take These for the honor of Grayskull! Take these items and fight for good with this cute, She-Ra parody pillow, home decor!

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

Double, double toil and trouble, look at these cute little potion baubles. Check out this super kawaii witch pattern, filled with pastel colored witchy items with adorable little personalities!

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this witchy pattern, filled with lesbian pride colored items. Perfect for you local witch couples, remember, two powerful witchy women are stronger than one!

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this pastel goth witch pattern, filled with cotton candy colored witchy items. Perfect for you local witch who loves the pastel goth aesthetic.

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Take an extended rest and restore some spell slots with this cute pastel design featuring an elf wizard chilling out with her cat familiar in an inn with plants and other magical items between quests!

Step into the epic world of Star Wars with our Rebels vs The Empire Technology pillow. This dynamic design is a true masterpiece of fan art, combining intricate Victorian patterns with impressive renditions of the technology from the Star Wars universe. From the imposing Death Star to the iconic Millennium Falcon, you'll love exploring every detail of this unique and visually stunning design. Even classic weapons like Han Solo's blaster and Boba Fett's Slave I get reimagined in ways that will both delight and surprise scifi nerds of all ages. This pillow is perfect for adding a touch of artistic flair to any room in your home, and is sure to spark conversations among your friends and family. Whether you're a hardcore Star Wars fan or simply appreciate great design, the Rebels vs The Empire Technology pillow is a must-have addition to your collection. So why wait? Embrace the power of the Force today and make this pillow yours!

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.