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Jesus was breathtaking. He looked exactly like this and starred in multiple hollywood films. Get some laughs with this funny "I'mma tell my kids" meme featuring everyone's favorite messiah, Keanu!

Woah, Absolutely MOST excellent, totally bodaciously breathtaking my dude! Show your love of Keanu Reeves and shiba inus with this cute parody design!

Woah, Absolutely MOST excellent, totally bodaciously breathtaking my dude! Show your love of Keanu Reeves and shiba inus with this cute parody design!

Introducing the ultimate conversational starter with our "I'mma Tell My Kids This Is Jesus" t-shirt! Get ready to turn heads and start conversations with this hilarious Keanu Reeves meme that is bound to get a laugh out of everyone who sees it. Whether you're a fan of The Matrix, John Wick or just Keanu's charming personality, this tee is perfect for you. Make a bold statement and show off your sense of humor with this unique design that's guaranteed to earn you compliments. Perfect for both casual and dressy occasions, this shirt is versatile and comfortable enough to wear all day long. Plus, it makes for a great icebreaker and can even serve as a subtle way to tell your future kids that you're a cool parent. Order yours today and be the talk of the town!

Show off your growing love for the one and only Keanu Reeves with this humorous, "Keanu Leaves" leaf pun design, featuring three different portraits of Keanu's face on leaves.

Show off your growing love for the one and only Keanu Reeves with this humorous, "Keanu Leaves" leaf pun design, featuring three different portraits of Keanu's face on leaves.

I won't drone on about it. Keanu, you're breathtaking. Show some love for your favorite keanu with this funny parody design picturing the actor as an adorable, but dangerous, bumble bee.

I won't drone on about it. Keanu, you're breathtaking. Show some love for your favorite keanu with this funny parody design picturing the actor as an adorable, but dangerous, bumble bee.

Show your love of Keanu Reeves with this funny Big Dick Energy parody that says "Big Wick Energy", perfect for getting caught up in a high action thriller revenge romp.

Show your love of Keanu Reeves with this funny Big Dick Energy parody that says "Big Wick Energy", perfect for getting caught up in a high action thriller revenge romp.

Spill the Teanu, sis! I watch EARL of teanu leaves movies. His acting is always so brew-dy and steeped in emotions. Show your love of Keanu Reeves with this funny parody design!

Spill the Teanu, sis! I watch EARL of teanu leaves movies. His acting is always so brew-dy and steeped in emotions. Show your love of Keanu Reeves with this funny parody design!

I watch EARL of teanu leaves movies. His acting is always so brew-dy and steeped in emotions. Show your love of Keanu Reeves with this funny parody design!

I watch EARL of teanu leaves movies. His acting is always so brew-dy and steeped in emotions. Show your love of Keanu Reeves with this funny parody design!

John Wick Candle Supply Co. - It's only fitting for John Wick t be a candle, A) because his last name is "wick" and B) because he's F***ing hot! This Keanu Reeves as a John Wick Candle will be sure to get the pun lovers and beautiful man lovers to crack a smile, and who doesn't like those!?

John Wick Candle Supply Co. - It's only fitting for John Wick t be a candle, A) because his last name is "wick" and B) because he's F***ing hot! This Keanu Reeves as a John Wick Candle will be sure to get the pun lovers and beautiful man lovers to crack a smile, and who doesn't like those!?

Look at that magical girl sailor scout, Keanu Reeves. The sparkles in his eyes and the determination he exudes is absolutely breathtaking. Get straight up weeby with this funny keanu Reeves parody design depicting him as a very sparkly, very kawaii, anime character.

Look at that magical girl sailor scout, Keanu Reeves. The sparkles in his eyes and the determination he exudes is absolutely breathtaking. Get straight up weeby with this funny keanu Reeves parody design depicting him as a very sparkly, very kawaii, anime character.