Mean Girl Quote Nerds Greeting Cards

Flaunt your best girl status with pride! This funny anime meme inspired shirt is perfect for anyone who feels they truly are "The Best Girl.

Forget men, girls with save the world! The Sailor Scouts have saved both Tokyo and the entire universe countless times, and they didn't need the patriarchy to do so. All they needed was love and friendship and some moon prism power.

Every Magical Girl Needs a Magical Cat! Have you ever seen a mahou shoujo anime (Magical Girl) without a cat? This design features original magical girl cats, all in pretty pink pastels! Kiki has Jiji, Sailor Moon has Luna, Artemis, and Diana, and now you can have these pretty kitties!

The feral girl d&d moral alignment can be characterized as someone who doesn't care what anyone else thinks about them. They are independent, chaotic and yet chill.

Show off your fearless, female fighting skills with this, "In The Name Of The Moon I'll Whoop Your Ass" Sailor Moon inspired design! Perfect for a Sailor Moon parody, anime lover, weeb, 90s anime, magical girls, tough girls and sailor scouts!

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? Channel everyone's favorite sci-fi princess with this funny nerdy quote.

This funny anime card is brought to you in the style of a Japanese anime title logo: Kawaii Weeaboo Trash. We know the truth, we are obsessed with Japan and magical girls and pastel anime and mahou shoujo, Sailor Moon and Madoka Magica. There's no denying our weeaboo status, so might as well flaunt it like one tough pastel goth nerd.

Be a proud witchy weeb with this cute, "Magical Witch" wand design! Perfect for loving anime, witchcraft, and being magical!

This funny greeting card reads, "I Hate You Less Than Most People" and is perfect to send to anyone you like but only as much as your crippling hatred will allow! This awkward but sweet card could be used for valentines day, birthdays, or even just as a general greeting to let someone know they hold a special place in your cold dead heart!

Thicc thighs crush the horde! Glimmer's thicc thighs certainly do! This She-Ra and the Princesses of Power design includes a glimmering Glimmer and the promise that she will crush all evil (with her thicc thighs, probably).

This Honktober listen to some lofi hiphop beats to honk/create chaos to! This digital ink illustration depicts a goose jamming out to some tunes they stole from someone who was probably studying for a really, really long time.

When you are ready to begin the Tea-Party, please smack Mister Flesh Stick in his bitch face. Lady Tina of Blowupyourfaceheim likes to tea party with ladies who have guts full of dynamite and booties like pow. This design features Tina's signature one eyed bunny logo and one of Tiny Tina's quotes.

Barb deserved better! Share your love for poor Barb with this funny ugly Christmas card. This card features an illustration of a knife, beer can, sweet 80s glasses, a bloody thumb, and Christmas twinkle lights.

As many know Winter is coming and that means Christmas is coming. Get this awesome holiday card for all your nerdy friends and be sure to prepare them for the holidays in Westeros fashion.

All moms are mommies in the streets. But when they're home sitting, she's no longer mom. She is now a gamer.

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's cards? How the mana can free her, just tap it start! Oh it's Magic! Show your love for black magic with this mtg song parody inspired design.

"In the name of the moon, f--k off!" This design features Pop Team Epic's Popuko and Pipimi as sailor scouts. This card is ideal to send to only the closest of friends or the worst of enemies.

Arm yourself with knowledge and share your love of books with this book lovers themed greeting card. This sassy card features an illustration of a skull and flowers on an open book and the phrase "Women who read are dangerous.

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

The scholars of Middle-earth toil over some inscribings, all they could discern was the words "Lore & Mordor" they were forever perplexed asking "what does it all mean?!". Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody mash up.

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

Time to explore and responsibly gather materials from this remote desert island to keep making island life great! Show that you're ready to, "Catch Some Bees Chop Some Trees" with this gamer inspired design.

This greeting card is perfect for the believe in yourself motivational speaker who also knows that aliens exist! Spread the word that there is nothing better than having confidence in yourself and letting everyone know that aliens believe in you too!

Show your campaign boo how special they are with this, "You're Always On My Mind" Mind Flayer valentine design! Perfect for a dungeon master, nerdy gifts, and lovers of Dungeons and Dragons.

Are you a Tolkien fan who's also a fool in love? Then "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the perfect greeting card for your beloved! With a hilarious nod to that quintessential Middle-earth bungler, Peregrin Took, this card is a whimsical way to show your sweetheart just how much you adore them. Featuring a charming illustration of a hobbit who's hopelessly smitten, this greeting card is a fantastic way to express your affection. So why not surprise your precious with a heartfelt message that's guaranteed to make them smile? Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the ultimate love card for fans of The Lord of the Rings franchise. Don't miss out on the chance to make your beloved feel like the most cherished treasure in the Shire!