Magical Girl Pattern Funny Weekender Totes

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Sorry, I'm doing real hot girl shit. Like, Eating pizza in my dirty boxers and not really doing anything in particular. Maybe reading. Probably napping. IDGAF. Take a some chill time in your room and don't have a care in the world with this pizza girl design.

If you were born to 'Corn cause you give a dang and resist the apathy and cruelty of modern society, this cute unicorn is you! Spike your hair and be as elusive with this cute punk unicorn design!

Introducing our latest addition to the weekenders - the Floral Penis Pattern Blue! This unique and attention-grabbing design is not for the faint of heart. Perfect for those who want to make a bold statement and show off their playful side, this weekend bag is a must-have. With its tasteful yet daring pattern, you are sure to turn heads at every turn. Don't be afraid to let your personality shine through with this one-of-a-kind bag. Whether you're going away for the weekend or simply need a fashionable storage solution, the Floral Penis Pattern Blue is the perfect choice. Get ready to add some excitement to your collection and make a statement that is hard to ignore!

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo tote!

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo tote!

Get your spoop on with this kawaii pumpkin pattern!

Get your spoop on with this kawaii pumpkin pattern!

Get your spoop on with this kawaii pumpkin pattern!

This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't pun-ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

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Just look at those peach butts! Look cute with this subtle, cheeky pattern featuring some thicc peaches!

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Ah yes. The Tower- of garbage. This card often represents trash pandas, or sometimes is a sign of a hot mess about to happen. Sit pretty on your mound of responsibilities and accept the inevitability of everything toppling over eventually with this funny & cute take on the Tower, featuring a raccoon eatin' some pizza.

Lite one up on a full moon and do some high witch sh*t with your coven or chill at the hut with your familiars with this weed themed pun based on the phrase "hokus pokus".

These kitties know they're thicc, so why not show it off? That booty be PAWppin! I like cat butts and I cannot lie!

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

If all you do is flex and hex, this buff as hell witch is for you! Perfect for the witch looking to lift logs in the swamp, or the rat whose gains have been achieved through otherworldly weightlifting rituals.

Every witch has the subconscious desire to draw cards from a deck that is absolutely about to call them out. Give into your urges to do witchy stuff with this groovy take on "the feminine urge" meme featuring a witch's hand holding the Sun, Moon, and Star tarot cards!

Light me up inside (I can't light up). Bring it back to the 00s this halloween with this broody sadboy jack o' lantern.

When the moon's out and you're working through IT and you just gotta do some bawling on your broom.... yeah, you know the feeling. Cry it out while you do some witchy stuff with this humorous design.

Animal's screaming, in general, is just a mood. This variaty of screeching critters is perfect for those days when you need to silently yell profanities at the world!

Trick or treat, y'all! Get spooky season started right with this country jack o lantern that's fixin' to put up some Halloween decorations well before it's expected and long after it's necessary.