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Lord Fo The Rings Series Greeting Cards

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Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Greeting Card

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Greeting Card

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Greeting Card

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Greeting Card

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Lord Help The Mister Greeting Card

Lord Help The Mister Greeting Card

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister. Show you believe in the holy commandment of "Sisters before Misters" with this funny sister inspired design.

SLAY Bells Ring Are Ya Listenin' Greeting Card

SLAY Bells Ring Are Ya Listenin' Greeting Card

I came to SLAY this holiday. Show off your pride this Christmas with this, "SLAY Bells Ring Are You Listenin" queer Christmas parody! Perfect for a holiday party, and having pride this holiday.

Oh Lord He Ponderin' The Orb Parody Greeting Card

Oh Lord He Ponderin' The Orb Parody Greeting Card

Oh lord he ponderin' the orb! Show off your love for memes, nerdy stuff and pondering your orb with this funny, pondering the orb meme, parody design.

Lore and Mordor Greeting Card

Lore and Mordor Greeting Card

The scholars of Middle-earth toil over some inscribings, all they could discern was the words "Lore & Mordor" they were forever perplexed asking "what does it all mean?!". Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody mash up.

Caring For Myself Is Not Self-Indulgence It Is Self Preservation Audre Lorde Quote Greeting Card

Caring For Myself Is Not Self-Indulgence It Is Self Preservation Audre Lorde Quote Greeting Card

Audre Lorde was many wonderful things, as a self proclaimed "black, lesbian, mother, warrior, poet, ". She was a leader in civil rights, feminist, classism and lesbianism activism. Show off your love for this iconic woman and celebrate Audre Lorde's Legacy by gifting this iconic quote, pride greeting card design.

Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior Satan Greeting Card

Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior Satan Greeting Card

Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Satan? Hand out this Satan-themed greeting card for any occasion, especially when persistent Christian missionaries knock on your door!

Only A Fool Of A Took For You Greeting Card

Only A Fool Of A Took For You Greeting Card

Are you a Tolkien fan who's also a fool in love? Then "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the perfect greeting card for your beloved! With a hilarious nod to that quintessential Middle-earth bungler, Peregrin Took, this card is a whimsical way to show your sweetheart just how much you adore them. Featuring a charming illustration of a hobbit who's hopelessly smitten, this greeting card is a fantastic way to express your affection. So why not surprise your precious with a heartfelt message that's guaranteed to make them smile? Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the ultimate love card for fans of The Lord of the Rings franchise. Don't miss out on the chance to make your beloved feel like the most cherished treasure in the Shire!

I Know When Those Sleigh Bells Ring Hotline Bling Parody Greeting Card

I Know When Those Sleigh Bells Ring Hotline Bling Parody Greeting Card

I know when those sleigh bells ring, that can only mean one thing, which means that the holidays are here! Show off your love for Christmas time and the holidays with this funny, hotline bling, holiday parody holiday greeting card.

You Are My Precious Greeting Card

You Are My Precious Greeting Card

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

I Love Sharing My Hobbit Hole With You Greeting Card

I Love Sharing My Hobbit Hole With You Greeting Card

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

Do You Have Time To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Godzilla Christ? Greeting Card

Do You Have Time To Talk About Our Lord And Savior Godzilla Christ? Greeting Card

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

All of My Patients are Heathens and Here I am Trying to do The Lord's Work Greeting Card

All of My Patients are Heathens and Here I am Trying to do The Lord's Work Greeting Card

All of my patients are heathen and here I am trying to do the Lords Work. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

Scream For Me Greeting Card

Scream For Me Greeting Card

*Ring, Ring* Hello!

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Moon Greeting Card

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Moon Greeting Card

With the moon having many faces, sometimes it's tricky to keep track of reality. There are times when things don't seem to appear as it seems to be but all the more reason to search for the truth. As part of the Creepy Cute Tarot Series, this card of illusions will have you go soul searching and seeking answers you may be doubting!

Blessed by God Spoiled by Aunts Greeting Card

Blessed by God Spoiled by Aunts Greeting Card

Show that you have the blessings of the Lord and the love of your wonderful Aunts. This sweet design is a great way to let your Aunties know you care and makes a great gift for a baby shower.

Blessed by God Spoiled by Dad Greeting Card

Blessed by God Spoiled by Dad Greeting Card

Show that you have the blessings of the Lord and the love of a wonderful Papa. This sweet design is a great way to let Dad know you care and makes a great gift for a baby shower.

Cash Me Outside Jesus Greeting Card

Cash Me Outside Jesus Greeting Card

Give thanks for Christ has risen! Show thanks to your Lord and savior with this funny, sassy design featuring an illustration of Jesus emerging from his tomb and the phrase "Cash Me Outside, Howbow Dah?!?

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My Sonic Gave To Me Parody Greeting Card

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My Sonic Gave To Me Parody Greeting Card

Show off your love for the holidays, the worst Christmas song ever and your favorite super fast blue ring collecting hedgehog with this funny holiday parody sonic, 12 days of Christmas shirt!

My Love For You is Deeper Than the Mines of Moria Greeting Card

My Love For You is Deeper Than the Mines of Moria Greeting Card

Looking for a card to express your undying love for your partner and your unwavering obsession with the Lord of the Rings? Look no further than "My Love For You is Deeper Than the Mines of Moria." This charming Valentine's Day card features a witty and charming phrase that's sure to make any fan of Frodo swoon. Whether you're looking to woo your partner with a clever pick-up line or simply looking for a fun way to show your love for Middle Earth, this card is the perfect choice. So why wait? Order your "My Love For You is Deeper Than the Mines of Moria" card today and get ready to show your love in the nerdiest way possible!

Congratulations On Your Blood Pact With Satan Greeting Card

Congratulations On Your Blood Pact With Satan Greeting Card

May all your wishes come true! Congrats on your deal with the Dark Lord! This fun blood magic themed greeting card is the perfect way to wish your friends congratulation on their special day!

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I feel God in this Chili's tonight. Show that you can sense the Lord's presence with this funny quote design.

Happy New Yule Greeting Card

Happy New Yule Greeting Card

Happy New Yule! Ring in the new year and celebrate the winter solstice all in one with this yuletide, witchy, pagan-inspired design!

Hail Satan Rainbow Greeting Card

Hail Satan Rainbow Greeting Card

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Be Nice Until It's Time To Not Be Nice Greeting Card

Be Nice Until It's Time To Not Be Nice Greeting Card

Be nice until it's time to not be nice. Show your reverence for our Lord and Savior John Dalton with this classic roadhouse quote inspired design.

Eat Carbs: Jesus Became the Bread for a Reason Greeting Card

Eat Carbs: Jesus Became the Bread for a Reason Greeting Card

Eat carbs: Jesus became the bread for a reason. He knew what he was doing. Show why carbs are the most important part of the food pyramid with this funny design.

WAAAGH Greeting Card

WAAAGH Greeting Card

Look 'ere wez got ourselvs a 'ooman! Letz Waaagh! Fans of the Warhammer 40k series will recognise this iconic sentiment among orks.

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