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Long Winded Socks

Browse our collection of 97 Long Winded Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Long Necky Boi Sock

Long Necky Boi Sock

The Brachiosaurus is a Long Necky Boi! Show off your prehistoric swag with this cute dino boi!

Long Llama Scarf Sock

Long Llama Scarf Sock

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Get A-Long Little Doggy Sock

Get A-Long Little Doggy Sock

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wind Fish Sock

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wind Fish Sock

Wake me up before you Indigo-go, Link! Hyped for the Link's Awakening remake for the Switch? Celebrate your love and nostalgia for the classic Zelda game with this cute Wind Fish/Wham! mashup! It's perfect for fans of gaming, Nintendo, Legend of Zelda and sleepy flying whales!

Long Cat Pattern Sock

Long Cat Pattern Sock

Look fresh with this classic meme inspired cat pattern! Perfect for a nostalgia trip back to a simpler meme era!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Sock

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Sock

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Here For A Gourd Time Not A Long Time Sock

Here For A Gourd Time Not A Long Time Sock

It's fall! And I'm here for a gourd time, not a long time. Celebrate the season with this funny, fall-gourd pun design!

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Sock

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Sock

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Derpy Dog Borzoi Lerng Ners Derg Sock

Derpy Dog Borzoi Lerng Ners Derg Sock

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

Sing Me Sea Shanties To Drop Me Panties Sock

Sing Me Sea Shanties To Drop Me Panties Sock

Sing Me Sea Shanties To Drop Me Panties - do it, please sailors? Tik Tok reopened the long lost treasure chest under the sea, the glorious Sea Shanties, some foul, some ethereal, let the winds and fate decide your tune. But this traditional ribboned anchor has a bit of lingerie draping over the side, because sea shanties DROP panties!

Sip Happens Sock

Sip Happens Sock

Sometimes you just got to wind down and take sip... or a big gulp because shit happens.

I Smelt. And I Did Indeed Dealt. Sock

I Smelt. And I Did Indeed Dealt. Sock

Whoever smelt it dealt it. But the long nose dog can smell for miles?????

Floral Penis Purple Sock

Floral Penis Purple Sock

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Oh Lawd They Fallin' (Leaves) Sock

Oh Lawd They Fallin' (Leaves) Sock

Look out! Them leaves are fallin'! Celebrate the fall season with this funny, "Oh Lawd They Fallin'" fall leaves design featuring illustrations of fall leaves in the wind, inspired by the oh lawd, he comin' meme!

Tingle All the Way Sock

Tingle All the Way Sock

Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!" Tingle created those words. Don't steal them. Tingle all the way for the holidays with this Legend of Zelda-inspired design!

Trash Shirt Sock

Trash Shirt Sock

We are here for a good time, not a long time! Select your poison of choice with this very intoxicating design!

Llamasaurus Sock

Llamasaurus Sock

Llama's are basically fuzzy long neck dinosaurs, right? Show off your llama and dinosaur love with this, "Llamasaurus" dinosaur, llama design! Perfect for loving llamas, dinosaurs, animal humor, long necks, and dinosaur humor!

Rollin' With My Homies Road Trip Sock

Rollin' With My Homies Road Trip Sock

Show off your love of a good long road trip with your closest friends with these vacation inspired, long roads and beautiful scenery socks! Let the world know you are always down for a road trip with your homies!

Ride Or Die Sock

Ride Or Die Sock

Show off your love of a good long road trip with your closest friends with these vacation inspired, long roads and beautiful scenery socks! Get your car gassed up, pack your things, and get your ride or die friends together for the road trip of the year!

You Can't Road Trip With Us Sock

You Can't Road Trip With Us Sock

Show off your love of a good long road trip with your closest friends with these vacation inspired, long roads and beautiful scenery socks! Get in loser, we are going road tripping!

Rainbow Troll Pattern Sock

Rainbow Troll Pattern Sock

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Sock

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Sock

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Hella Neck Game Brachiosaurus Sock

Hella Neck Game Brachiosaurus Sock

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Fish Leggies Sock

Fish Leggies Sock

Featuring one of the cutest yet forbidden combinations ever. Presenting fish leggies! Let loose your imaginations and wear this adorable mash-up!

If you believe that unicorns exist, then it's time to meet their long distant relative, the ewenicorn. Just as majestic and adorable as the classic unicorn!

I Believe in Myself UFO Sock

I Believe in Myself UFO Sock

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Toking And Croaking Sock

Toking And Croaking Sock

Try not to croak while taking a long toke, amateur. Ribbit ribbit, pass the joint.

Got My Eyes On You Sock

Got My Eyes On You Sock

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Angry Kitty Pattern Sock

Angry Kitty Pattern Sock

Meee-oww!!! These kitties have got some claws! Get grumpy and adorable with this angry kitty design.

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