Life Puns Jokes Socks

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Sometimes life is pretty grim. Coming straight from the afterlife to tell you just how relentless life really is, It's the grim reaper in the flesh! Err, or rather, a lackthereof.

Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.

Introducing the sock that's not afraid to speak its mind. Life can be a real kick in the ass at times, and our "Life is F***ing Relentless" design is the perfect way to say it. Featuring a quirky illustration of a crab smoking a cigarette, this sock let everyone know that sometimes life just sucks. Whether you're having a rough day at work, feeling blue, or just need to blow off some steam, these socks will be by your side every step of the way. Made to be comfortable and durable, this sock is perfect for anyone looking to let their feet do the talking. So why not treat yourself to a pair of socks that are as outspoken as you are? With "Life is F***ing Relentless" on your feet, you'll be ready to take on anything that life throws your way.

Life only give us challenges we can handle. Fortunately, some of us look better doing it. Not this guy; the genetics lottery wasn't too generous to our friend here. There's nothing like a drag to filter the anxieties of life.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a dolphin smoking a cigarette.

Life at it's finest. The cause of hella caffeine intake as well as the never ending battle of procrastination. Together, they're a match made in hell!

Just one of those days where you have to accept life as is. Shit happens and we feel stuck. The good thing is that it's temporary.

These delicious franken-furters are positively electric! Packed with all the juicy goodness of whatever we could dig up in the meat plant, these nutritious sausages will bring you to life!

This is Tom the peep. Also known as peeping Tom. He usually comes around Easter time. Be his friend and he'll make your life so much more positive and enjoyable!

Just trying to nut, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go.

This adorable little guy is here to make your ouchies go away! Normally that involves lots of puppy dog kisses, so you'd better pucker up. Great for people who love dogs, and perfect for doctors/vets!

Those capybara's hanging out in the water surrounded by oranges, we all love them... But have you ever seen what's below the surface? It could be anything!

Between all the bad puns, questionable habits, and ability to sleep just about anywhere, you're still a beary good dad! I guess you can say you're the best PAW in the world. Anyone would be happy to be your cub!

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

It otter be autumn! Show your love for autumn and otters with this adorable fall otter design!

I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this funny design!

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day! Show your love for planet Earth with this cute and funny science pun design.

I'm kinda a big dillo. Show that you're a high-status armadillo with this cute pun design.

We're F***ed But Oh Whale! Puffing away at cigarettes, in their blowholes, which is kinda F***ed up, but 'oh whale,' their together. Life is tough, if it's got ya down, at least you've got some friends to have your back, even if we all are a bit F***ed up.

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

Frogs don't just die, they croak! They probably choked on a fly, or took a leap of faith that ended in disaster. One things for sure, leave playing Frogger to the professionals!

This anime is a BEAR to watch, but tune in because it's an (ursa) major part of pop culture! This magical girl won't pun-ish you in the name of the moon for appreciating this fuzzy take on the classic anime heroine!

In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdough. Show your love for doughnuts and Jughead Jones with this funny Riverdale parody design.

In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdough. Show your love for doughnuts and Jughead Jones with this funny Riverdale parody design.

Sometimes it do be like that. Humans can be as F***ing relentless as life. Enjoy this dark irony design and bring awareness to remind people to be more caring!

As we give thanks to one another, turkeys on the other hand are most appreciative to vegans... for all the right reasons in their case.

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and funny song parody possum design.