Lazy Slow Racerback Tank Tops

Show that you're just feeling kinda slow and sluggish today with this funny, "Sluggish" design featuring a slug, your favorite shell-less terrestrial creature! Perfect for a lazy day, slowing down, funny fitness, and slug memes!

Show that you're just feeling kinda slow and sluggish today with this funny, "Sluggish" design featuring a slug, your favorite shell-less terrestrial creature! Perfect for a lazy day, slowing down, funny fitness, and slug memes!

Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.

Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.

Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.

I have two speeds: slow and stop! Perfect for the lazy napper in your life! Perfect for school, partying with friends, or sleeping! Perfect for hanging out, naps, sleeping, resting, procrastinating, watching Netflix, eating chocolate, pizza, and Nutella, surfing the internet and partying with your cats.

I'm a party animal, and by party I mean tired, I'm going to bed. Show off your sleepy sloth humor with this, "Sleep All Day Sleep All Night" sloth design. Perfect for leaving the party early and taking it slow.

I'm a party animal, and by party I mean tired, I'm going to bed. Show off your sleepy sloth humor with this, "Sleep All Day Sleep All Night" sloth design. Perfect for leaving the party early and taking it slow.

It's slow and difficult to exist sometimes isn't it? Show off your dark humor with this slug pun design featuring the text, "Life Is A Sluggle" and an illustration of a tired, sassy slug.

It's slow and difficult to exist sometimes isn't it? Show off your dark humor with this slug pun design featuring the text, "Life Is A Sluggle" and an illustration of a tired, sassy slug.

Show your reluctance to run with this "My Running Skills Are Like Unicorns Nonexistent" design featuring an illustration of a unicorn.

Put a sloth and a butternut squash together and you get yourself an adorable butternut sloth. Need I say more?

Nah, no way, There's no way this slug is sluggish. Little homie here is a hard worker. Follow his example and deny all accusations with a cute smile!

Sorry, if you're running behind me, you'd probably just better pass me. I try, I run but I only have one speed and that is slow as a turtle.

Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.

Time is not your master! The party starts when you walk in any ways. Let them know you're worth the wait with this design featuring an illustration of a turtle and the phrase "Always late, but worth the wait.

Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.

Introducing our new t-shirt design - The Slow And The Sleepy! This t-shirt is perfect for anyone who's not a morning person, hates rushing, and loves being lazy. If you're a fan of sloths and their slow-moving ways, then this t-shirt is definitely for you. You can wear it while sleeping, lounging, or even while running errands (at a sloth's pace, of course). With its cute design and witty text, you're sure to get compliments and chuckles from everybody around you. If you're looking for a unique and fun addition to your wardrobe, then grab The Slow And The Sleepy t-shirt today! It's lightweight, comfortable and perfect for all seasons. So go ahead and indulge in your love for all things slow and lazy with this amazing t-shirt.

I'm not fast, and I'm definitely not furious... I'm just very sleepy. This adorable sloth design is great for those who don't plan to be in a rush any time soon.

Fashionably late cuz I do what I want! Be proud to be late and own your attitude with this sassy, "Yes, I Know I'm Late" retro rainbow design!

Fashionably late cuz I do what I want! Be proud to be late and own your attitude with this sassy, "Yes, I Know I'm Late" retro rainbow design!

Sometimes you just need to kick back, relax, start up internet explorer, and take things slow! This funny shirt is perfect for people who love the internet, going slowly, taking naps, sleeping, being lazy, not going to school, nerds, and people who hate Internet Explorer because it's slow. Perfect for wearing to parties and school and work!

Sometimes you just need to kick back, relax, start up internet explorer, and take things slow! This funny shirt is perfect for people who love the internet, going slowly, taking naps, sleeping, being lazy, not going to school, nerds, and people who hate Internet Explorer because it's slow. Perfect for wearing to parties and school and work!