Lawyer Humor Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards

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My humor is campy. Show your love of the outdoors and camp humor with this funny pun inspired design.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

If you are a proud asexual individual with a silly sense of humor then this design is for you! This Asexual Pride design features the phrase "I've got an ace up my sleeve. It's me. I'm Ace." in the asexual pride flag colors.

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday. Show you're tired of the week even before it's begun with this reluctant 9 to 5 worker inspired design.

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? puppo puppy long nose doggo dog memes sad guilt tears crying kermie didn't i do it for you.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Show a loved one the relationship you share is well watered with rich nutritious soil and you can't leaf em alone for too long with this cute plant pun perfect for any plant parent!

Show off your love of the most magical time of the year with this super cute and hilarious, wine lover's, holiday party, Christmas song parody greeting card! Let the world AND Santa know you don't care about presents as long as there is wine!

Spread some Christmas cheer this holiday season with this christmas greeting card featuring the text "Falalala Llama" and a festive sing-a-long christmas llama. Perfect for holiday parties, christmas dinner, and holiday family gatherings!

This Honktober listen to some lofi hiphop beats to honk/create chaos to! This digital ink illustration depicts a goose jamming out to some tunes they stole from someone who was probably studying for a really, really long time.

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Today has been a day smoking crab. Show that the days of a crustacean are long and hard and you can only find relief through your daily cigarette with this sassy design.

Dancing bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember. Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Take me to the beach so I can be with my people. Show that you long to be reunited with your mer-fam in this funny beach inspired design.

I want a partner who challenges me...expect when I'm tired. Or Hungry. Or sad. Show that you're down for a challenge as long as you've have a nap and a snack with this funny relationship themed design.

Looking for a cheeky yet charming way to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Shit Bitch You is Fine greeting card! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things playful and sassy, this conversation heart-inspired card is sure to make your recipient smile. Whether you're sending it to a long-time love or a new flame, this fun greeting is a great way to show your affection in a unique and memorable way. So pucker up, lay on the charm, and let your sweetie know just how fine they really are with our hilarious and heartfelt Shit Bitch You is Fine card!

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

People's suffering has gone on long enough, it's not a conspiracy. Let's make a change for the better! Let's make love and acceptance the norm!

Dancing bears painted wings trash I almost remember, and a song someone sings once upon a trash-cember Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

I long to see the sunlight in your leaves, and tell you time and time again how much I care, aloe. Water you waiting for? Show your plants how much you love them with this funny Aloe pun!

Happy Mother's day to all the mother's of the world! The cutest may be the mother and baby otters though! They just float along hugging all day long! Show your love for your mama with this adorable, otter, Mother's day greeting card.

Mom's put up with all of our crap for as long as we've been alive. Show your love and appreciation for mom and all she's put up with, with this funny, mother's day greeting card.

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas sweater greeting card. This christmas card features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.