Late Stage Capitalism Pins

Pretend you're a fellow classmate at 'Euphoria High' or East Highland High School, putting on Lexi's play! Stage Crew, cast, whatever! It's all so Euphoric...

If you're ever wondering why things are the way they are. Why is the sky blue and the lakes black... Capitalism did that!

Capitalism Is a Ponzi Scheme! It's not all rainbows and unicorns! The unicorns are angry! Capitalism is profiteering off their magic!

What's Elon going to call twitter now, Twesla? Is he going to pretend years down the line that he invented that too? Ugh capitalism sucks, here comes the dystopia.

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I'm late, I'm awkward but I'm ready to bloom! Show off your better late than never glow up with this funny, "Late Bloomer" floral design!

Buff and ready to take on the bourgeoisie with this, "Training To Crush Capitalism" for a funny fitness workout design! Perfect for political humor, gym jokes, training, lifting, activists and thinking we could use a different economic system!

This holiday share the message of activism with this. "Less Capitalism More Activism" design. Perfect for fighting for social justice, equal rights, the environment, and other important issues!

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date! Run like the White Rabbit with this funny Alice in Wonderland inspired design.

I Really Can Not Even With These Bitches Lately. I can't. Show off your introvert swag with this graffiti design!

This sassy necklace is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come." This sarcastic design is perfect for fans of parties, introversion and awkward jokes.

Everyday I'm NOT hustlin' cause laziness is a myth and hustle culture defines your worth by overworking for respect. Cut some clear work-life boundaries and allow yourself the space to veg out with this retro parody design!

Mo' Bells Mo' Problems. The as soon as you pay off one loan Tom Nook is there to set you up with another. Whether you love him or hate him Tom Nook will end up with all your bells in the end.

Oh, you said eat the rich! Well I mean, i'm still enthused about it! End Capitalism with thise Beet The Rich Design!

Perfectly Happy Doing the Bare Minimum. I do what I get paid to do, then I do this thing called setting boundaries and not overworking myself. It's great, tough at first, but go against this hustle and grind culture. That's just capitalism propaganda.

ha ha we're in danger. Don't be afraid to say that the state of the world and it's trajectory towards destruction is extremely unnerving with this very honest climate change design.

It's allllll good! I'm just Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through playing my dnd while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

We're all works in progress, constantly evolving beings, just like the beautiful monarch butterfly! Show off your personal growth and transformation with this "Constantly Evolving" design. This retro, scientific-inspired poster features a caterpillar, chrysalis, and fully formed monarch butterfly.

Greedy billionaires saving money for themselves, not paying taxes or sharing any of their wealth? Well then, time to hex the billionaires! Summon your witchy anti-capitalism powers and hex the billionaires in this witchy pin!

I identify as being very anti-capitalist and pro-feminist! Show off your radical feminist side and fight capitalism in this political, anti-capitalist, feminist pin.

I Will Simply Sip my Oat milk Latte Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through my need for delicious caffeine while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

Millennial retirement plan. Millennials will never get to retire. Their only release from the workforce shall be death. Show that you're 401k is non-exsistant and you crave to return to the earth with this hopeless and morbid design.

Panties are no place for government! Tell the gents on Capital Hill that your down town bonanza is none of their business with this pro-choice, protest shirt.

Late to the rodeo? That's Yee Hawkward, cowboy! Embrace your inner confused cowpoke in this country meme design.

get out of your comfort zone and cultivate an acceptance of your social awkwardness with this cute floral design, perfect for wallflowers and introverts who dream of leafing a party early.

get out of your comfort zone and cultivate an acceptance of your social awkwardness with this cute floral design, perfect for wallflowers and introverts who dream of leafing a party early.

Creature of the night. Show your love of cats, candles, crystals and all things witchy with this black cat and occult inspired design.

This design speaks for itself. All david bowie fans and cat lovers alike can appreciate this animal pun. In loving memory of the late music star, this design lives on and captures his wild nature.

Doing My Job And Nothing More... Silent quitting isn't about being lazy, it's about simply doing your job, your job description, and your hours. I am working 9-5, your email at 8pm will not be answered, and that is okay. Establishing work life balance is OKAY! Zaiad Khan, a TikTok user stated, "You are still performing your duties, but you are no longer subscribing to the hustle culture mentally that work has to be our life.

America, Do Better. Between violence, capitalism, and corruption, it's tough for regular folks to feel pride in our country. This whole myth of "American Exceptionalism" isn't helping either. So yeah, I can love America, but still be critical of her.