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Kings Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

Browse our collection of 86 Kings Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Long Cat Blanket

Long Cat Blanket

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Short King Summer Sunset Blanket

Short King Summer Sunset Blanket

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

It's a well-known fact that Vulcans love cats. They do tend to be pretty similar, after all. Show off your love for felines AND Star Trek with this design!

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.

Punk Merida Parody Blanket

Punk Merida Parody Blanket

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

Godzilla and Friends Pattern Blanket

Godzilla and Friends Pattern Blanket

Godzilla and the gang, both friends or foes, is all here! From the King of Monsters himself, King Ghidorah, Rodan, Anguirus, to Mothra and her larva, everyone has a monster they can appreciate! This adorable design is perfect for any Godzilla or Kaiju fan!

Drama Queen Burger Parody Blanket

Drama Queen Burger Parody Blanket

This funny food blanket is perfect for the drama queens of the world, and lovers of fast food burger parody. Featuring the phrase "Drama Queen" lovingly rendered into the burger king logo, this drama queen balnket is a great gift for those that love burgers, drama, drama queen jokes, drama queen quotes, food and fast food.

Meow-ser Bowser Blanket

Meow-ser Bowser Blanket

King Koopa is the cat's meow! This cute, Bowser-inspired cat tee is perfect for any Super Mario fans!

Hakuna Matata Blanket Blanket

Hakuna Matata Blanket Blanket

Share your worry-free attitude with this Hakuna Matata blanket!

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Mint) Blanket

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Mint) Blanket

Listen, we can all be bleeding hearts now and again, wearing ourselves on our sleeves and oozing pathos everywhere. Rock this cute nerdy design and arm yourself with that gooey pixel realness.

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Purple) Blanket

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Purple) Blanket

Listen, we can all be bleeding hearts now and again, wearing ourselves on our sleeves and oozing pathos everywhere. Rock this cute nerdy design and arm yourself with that gooey pixel realness.

Naps Rule Blanket

Naps Rule Blanket

Naps are super awesome, especially nice long and lazy cat naps! Take a long nap with this cute and lazy, cat blanket!

Hakuna MaF***it Blanket

Hakuna MaF***it Blanket

Hakuna maF***it - it means just F*** it! Perfect for 90's kids who just don't care anymore! Wear your nihilism proudly like a lion! This funny design is a parody of the famous phrase from The Lion King, "hakuna matata" which means "no worries". Perfect for partying, drinking, and getting crazy with your friends!

Big Cat Energy Tiger Blanket

Big Cat Energy Tiger Blanket

Show off your "Big Cat Energy" with this tiger inspired design, perfect for being an exotic, eccentric, cat loving criminal - I mean, just a tiger lover!

Burger Emperor Tarot Card Blanket

Burger Emperor Tarot Card Blanket

Behold the ruler of all, the ego, the burger king, the burger supreme, the big beef, the Holder of Opulent Condiment, the Burger Emperor! Show your love of tarot cards, gourmet burgers, tarot card art, cheeky jokes, cute food, burgers, and the occult with this burger canvas print perfect for fans of mysticism and delicious greasy junk food wedged between a tasty bun.

Santa Is a Feminist Blanket

Santa Is a Feminist Blanket

Santa Is a Feminist! For sure, you know Mrs. Claus runs the show up at the North Pole, and Santa is a respectful feminist king!

All Hail Froggy Chair Ugly Sweater Blanket

All Hail Froggy Chair Ugly Sweater Blanket

Behold, Froggy Chair! Hop on over and show your love for our true king, Froggy Chair.

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Hey All You Cool Cats and Kittens Blanket

Hey All You Cool Cats and Kittens Blanket

Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Show your love for true crime documentaries and big cats with this tiger inspired design.

Thranduil is a DILF Blanket Blanket

Thranduil is a DILF Blanket Blanket

Is it just me or is Legolas' dad a babe? Show your favorite Wood-elf some love with this design featuring an illustrated portrait of Thranduil with the acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***" dancing around his glorious head.

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Gray) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Gray) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Black) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Black) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Pink) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Pink) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Teal) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Teal) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Purple) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Purple) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Doctor Who Love Blanket Blanket

Doctor Who Love Blanket Blanket

Feel like you're in love with a time lord in this snuggly warm Doctor Who Blanket. Past, Future and Present because you can travel any where, when and never ask why.

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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