Keeps Me Sane Funny T-Shirts, Tank Tops and more

My workout keeps me from committing CARBICIDE!

My workout keeps me from committing CARBICIDE!

Keep sleeping...

Keep sleeping...

You should always give a mention to the sidewalks around the country, that keep kids off the streets everyday. Fighting to keep your kids safe!

You should always give a mention to the sidewalks around the country, that keep kids off the streets everyday. Fighting to keep your kids safe!

You should always give a mention to the sidewalks around the country, that keep kids off the streets everyday. Fighting to keep your kids safe!

Pardon me good sir. Do you have this shirt?

Strut your adorable stuff in this Keep It Kawaii neon tank!

Keep Calm and Wumbo.

Keep Calm and Wumbo.

The popular phrase to keep clam and carry on can't be for everyone. Getting turnt up is the best way to take the bull by the horns and get ready to kick some ass. So never keep calm with this upside down crown design and get ready to kick butt!

Keep bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling! Bowl in style with this Limp Bizkit parody design!

Keep bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling! Bowl in style with this Limp Bizkit parody design!

Keep calm and go ask dad! A great shirt for all those moms out there who need some peace and quiet!

Indulge in the sinful and irresistible taste of our Cream Me Daddy Cannoli Tee. With a cheeky nod to the popular dessert, this tee is sure to turn heads and prompt giggles. The suggestive yet playful design features a dripping cannoli filling slathered with that good cream - because we all know, life is too short to skimp on the good stuff! Our daring design may get you some raised eyebrows, but trust us, it's worth it for the laughs and perhaps a few compliments. While the Cannoli itself may not be holy, its delicious and saucy essence is sure to bring out your playful side. This tee is perfect for those who are unapologetically bold, cheeky, and perhaps a bit indulgent. Add this tee to your collection and let your humor and love for good food shine through!

Everyone stay CALM!

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll ind a brain back there! Perfect or rude and sassy people! Wear it to school, to work, or wherever there are eye-rollers! Perfect for taking over the party and getting crazy! This cool shirt is ideal for people who love to dance, twerk, act cool, party and drink and get wasted with friends, and dominate the dance floor! Twerk team! Stay ratchet.

An awesome parody of the famous phrase. Let this shirt inspire you and others to take a nap...and sleep...goodnight...*yawn*...........zzzz.................

Keep Calm & Put It in the Burn Book.

Gaze upon my body and tremble, mortal. Be surrounded by gorgeous fish and strike fear in the hearts of millions of men with this utterly powerful reverse mermaid design inspired by old school tattoo art.

Keep calm and ask your father! A great shirt for all those moms out there who need some peace and quiet!

This sarcastic design features a silhouette of a turtle wiggling his little feet and the phrase "I run try to keep up" in a bold black font.

It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!

It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!

Nothing keeps the doctor away better than a dalek with an apple! That and it's overwhelming hatred for all non dalek species in the galaxy!

Nothing keeps the doctor away better than a dalek with an apple! That and it's overwhelming hatred for all non dalek species in the galaxy!

Alcohol Gives Me Superpowers. This state of inebriation is actually me slowing down time with my mind. I'm just that awesomely drunk at parties.

This holiday season make like an elf and keep calm and OH MY GOD! SANTA! OH MY GOD! I KNOW HIM!

We Don't Keep Calm It's Hockey Season.Show off your inner (and outer) hockey fan with this great shirt.