Jokes Unisex Long Sleeve Quotes T-Shirts

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday. Show you're tired of the week even before it's begun with this reluctant 9 to 5 worker inspired design.

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday. Show you're tired of the week even before it's begun with this reluctant 9 to 5 worker inspired design.

We've all been there.. cracking jokes up and down the street but sometimes they just aren't as great as we think they are. But come one, if you can't laugh at yourself who ya gonna laugh at? So, if you're great at making dad jokes then this "I May Not Be Funny But I Will Laugh At My Own Jokes" shirt is right for you.

I am the 4th Jonas brother, they call me the Bonus Jonas. Let everyone know that you are the long lost brother of Nick, Joe, and Keven Jonas with this funny sarcastic design.

I am the 4th Jonas brother, they call me the Bonus Jonas. Let everyone know that you are the long lost brother of Nick, Joe, and Keven Jonas with this funny sarcastic design.

"Oh happy day Mama! I Thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness!" Show that at long last your gentleman caller has arrived with this funny quote shirt.

"Oh happy day Mama! I Thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness!" Show that at long last your gentleman caller has arrived with this funny quote shirt.

Living the Life of a Wavy Haired Vixen. Wavy Hair Don't Care.

Show you long to know what title your precious pooch has bestowed upon you with this funny dog lover's design.

Show you long to know what title your precious pooch has bestowed upon you with this funny dog lover's design.

Fra-gee-lay, must be some sort of italian. Wear this super funny and festive, Christmas shirt all holiday season long!

Fra-gee-lay, must be some sort of italian. Wear this super funny and festive, Christmas shirt all holiday season long!

Are you tired of constantly pretending to be impressed? Let this I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise t-shirt do the talking for you. With its bold black lettering, everyone around you will know exactly where you stand. Whether you're nailing a job interview, crushing a workout, or simply out for a night on the town, this shirt will let you do so with a hint of unimpressed sarcasm. Perfect for fans of the classic novel/movie, Fight Club, or anyone who can appreciate a good eye roll. And don't worry, this shirt won't judge you for knowing the first rule. So why act stunned, when you can wear your lack of surprise on your sleeve? Get yours today and start embracing the power of indifference.

Lead me not into temptation. Follow me! I know a shortcut! Show you believe sinning is winning with this funny good time having high vibe design.

Lead me not into temptation. Follow me! I know a shortcut! Show you believe sinning is winning with this funny good time having high vibe design.

We all know life sucks. Like, a lot. So why not show off that hilarious/tragic fact with this funny and sassy, NSFW joke shirt! Get a laugh out of your friends and then go be sad about how life actually does suck.

We all know life sucks. Like, a lot. So why not show off that hilarious/tragic fact with this funny and sassy, NSFW joke shirt! Get a laugh out of your friends and then go be sad about how life actually does suck.

"Don't Quote Me On This"- said the guy who didn't want to be quoted on these items. Well what do you think about this, GUY? Now your quote is on ALL THE THINGS. Get some laughs with this funny dad joke that takes the phrase "don't quote me on this" just a little too literally.

"Don't Quote Me On This"- said the guy who didn't want to be quoted on these items. Well what do you think about this, GUY? Now your quote is on ALL THE THINGS. Get some laughs with this funny dad joke that takes the phrase "don't quote me on this" just a little too literally.

This shirt is perfect for the old timey TV enthusiast who can quote their favorite old girls show. This quote is perfect for the not ready to be a mom, but still has a sense of humor type of women we all love. Show off your non pregnant (or pregnant) side with this funny t shirt.

This shirt is perfect for the old timey TV enthusiast who can quote their favorite old girls show. This quote is perfect for the not ready to be a mom, but still has a sense of humor type of women we all love. Show off your non pregnant (or pregnant) side with this funny t shirt.

This shirt is perfect for the old timey TV enthusiast who can quote their favorite old girls show. This quote is perfect for the not ready to be a mom, but still has a sense of humor type of women we all love. Show off your non pregnant (or pregnant) side with this funny t shirt.

We all know life sucks. Like, a lot. So why not show off that hilarious/tragic fact with this funny and sassy, "your mom" joke shirt! Get a laugh out of your friends and then go be sad about how life actually does suck.

We all know life sucks. Like, a lot. So why not show off that hilarious/tragic fact with this funny and sassy, "your mom" joke shirt! Get a laugh out of your friends and then go be sad about how life actually does suck.

All of my patients are heathen and here I am trying to do the Lords Work. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All of my patients are heathen and here I am trying to do the Lords Work. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All of my patients are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All of my patients are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that floor of the hospital is filled with Godless Heathens but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.