Jesus Christ Religion Coffee Mugs

When you wake up in the morning, groggy and lost in the world, you must ask yourself "What would Jesus, our lord and savior, brew?" French Roast? Ethiopian? If you view your espresso with religious devotion, you might see the humor of this coffee themed parody of "what would Jesus do".

On the third day, Jesus YEETED all the way up to heaven. Get some laughs with this funny yeet design depicting Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior doing his actual factual Yeeting to the heavens.

Jesus was here for a good time (maybe the goodest time) but not a long time. Get some wholesome partying in with this funny Jesus Christ design depicting the son of God wearing shades, and the phrase "here for a good time, not a long time".

Everyone knows that Jesus asserted his dominance over sin by t-posing. Look it up in the Bible-- it's all there. This sinfully satirical design is perfect for fans of memes!

Jesus was a refugee too! Show support for immigrants and stand up for true human rights with this, "Jesus Was A Refugee" statement design!

ya'll doggies need JESUS! Each time a cat purrs, an angel gets it's wings, so pet away, my friends! These little furry angelic beings are truly servicing the world and the lord with their existence.

We all know jesus was a protester who fought for peace and love. Don't be a hypocrite and use the lord's words against those who are fighting for justice! Join jesus in protesting for what's right!

Show off your hilarious sense of humor with this Jesus humor, Easter inspired, religious joke coffee mug! Now get some laughs (or maybe a couple weird looks) from your super religious relatives at this year's Easter brunch with this totally real Jesus Christ quote design!

Have long hair and don't care like Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior with this funny long hair don't care mug! This mug is perfect for helping some people, going to church, going to parties, getting turnt, spreading good will, growing out your hair and not giving a damn about what the haters say!

Respecting the LGBTQA+ community is what Jesus would do. Show your pride and love from Jesus with this "Jesus loves me -- why don't you" design!

Why is it that every image of Jesus looks like he's perpetually shrugging at the world's idiocy? This design is great for people with religious humor. Now he can perpetually shrug at all your questions, too.

When it comes to my faith there is no doubting how I find the most support in, of course that is Jesus Christ. Jesus is a pretty cool dude after all. He died for all of us and remained pretty chill about it the whole time. So in truth Jesus is my Rock and that's how I roll!

Don't mess with the Messiah! Show off your love for Jesus and religious puns with this funny, "Don't Messiah With Me" sassy Jesus design.

Holy GOD this Party is hell. Rise up to the occasion and bounce outta the social scene in style like Jesus ascending to heaven with this funny religious humor design!

Show off your hilarious sense of humor and your great taste in Asian cuisine with this funny, Jesus humor, religious pun, ramen lover's coffee mug! Jesus was kinda hot but not as hot as a big steaming bowl of ramen!

Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, always, forever... so that makes him a time lord, right!? He totally is and nobody can convince me otherwise. This design is great for fans of the Doctor Who Series who also love Jesus!!

Jesus didn't care what your sexuality, personality, or beliefs were, he still loved everyone. Wear this pride flag colored to show the world that Jesus DOESN'T hate LGBT!

Show off your cool party trick of ascending into heaven with this funny Jesus design, perfect for doing stupid stunts, having a good time, drinking wine, and being the life of the party!

Jesus would be ashamed and disappointed to see so many people using the bible to promote hate instead of love. Nobody is without sin. Let him who is without sin throw the first stone - and yet it seems many people are all to eager to pick up the stone. Shame on you!

Introducing the ultimate coffee mug for all Dungeons & Dragons enthusiasts! Our 'Jesus Saves Everyone Else Roll for Damage' mug is the perfect tool for embracing your nerdy side and putting your sense of humor on full display. This hilarious and witty design takes a religious parody and blends it with DnD's signature 20-sided dice, making it perfect for those who love to roll for damage and pray for divine intervention at the same time! The perfect gift for dungeon masters, fellow players, and anyone who loves to play tabletop games! Whether you are sipping your morning coffee or enjoying your favorite hot beverage, this mug is sure to be a conversation starter. With its striking design and bold colors, it will add a touch of fun and personality to your morning routine. So, grab your 'Jesus Saves Everyone Else Roll for Damage' mug and let the world know that you play hard, pray harder, and never take life too seriously!

Germs are everywhere, but unlike jesus, you can get rid of them! Stay safe, keep praying, and wash your hands, folks!

Love thy neighbors and love thine-self!! Jesus wants to see all the people of the world to love eachother, but often our hearts are filled with hate. Let's try and change that!

Jesus T-posed for your sins. For those heathens who enjoy a sacrilegious joke every now and then, this humorous T-pose Jesus is perfect for you!

Who remembers the parable of not burying your talents? That's right, you're supposed to take them and invest them and make sick gains. Brave Reddit investors take heart: you're doing God's work. It's in the Bible!

Hey god, it's me, ya boy! no, literally. It's me. Jesus. Your son. This design's great for christians with a sense of humor!

Oatmilk is the superior milk. Oatmilk is the king. Oatmilk is my RELIGION.

If you put the "stud" in "Quran study," show it off with this ironic shirt. A little religious humor never hurt anyone!

Count blessings, not calories. Life is too short to sweat the small stuff. Show that you enjoy and appreciate the blessings in your life with this cute inspirational design.

If you put the "stud" in "Torah study," show it off with this ironic shirt. A little religious humor never hurt anyone!

The Virgin Mary was an important figure, and an even more important stoner. Enjoy our modern twist on the Mother of Jesus and puff puff pass.