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Introducing our People are Bastard-Coated Bastards t-shirt that will have everyone laughing out loud. This design is perfect for those who are tired of pretending that people are just lovely, and want to express their cynical viewpoints. The shirt features a bold and witty quote, "People aren't chocolates. You know what they are mostly? People are Bastards. Bastard Coated Bastards with a bastard filling." The design is simple yet impactful and will turn heads wherever you go. It's perfect for casual outings or even for starting conversations with strangers. This t-shirt will make a perfect gift for your equally cynical friends or family members, and will definitely brighten up their day. It's made with premium quality material that ensures maximum comfort and durability. Don't miss out on the opportunity to spread some laughter wherever you go, with this hilarious t-shirt that is bound to make a bold statement. Order now and let the world know, People are Bastard-Coated Bastards!

People are assholes. Asshole-coated assholes with an asshole filling. Share your cynical viewpoint with everyone you meet with this funny quote design.

People are assholes. Asshole-coated assholes with an asshole filling. Share your cynical viewpoint with everyone you meet with this funny quote design.

Introducing the People are Bastard-Coated Bastards t-shirt, the latest addition to your collection of snarky and hilarious tees. Why sugarcoat the truth when you can wear it on your chest? This design is perfect for those who aren't afraid to speak their mind and call it like they see it. Whether you're at a family gathering or out with friends, you can let everyone know exactly what you think of them with just one glance at your shirt. The bold lettering and striking design will turn heads and start conversations - just be ready for some heated debates. This shirt is made for those who embrace their inner cynic and aren't afraid to shake things up a bit. So why not add it to your wardrobe and let the world know that you're proud to be a Bastard-Coated Bastard? You know you want to.

For the gamer who's been around long enough to know that nothing beats the old school. New school games are for punks and casuals. The harder the better.

For the gamer who's been around long enough to know that nothing beats the old school. New school games are for punks and casuals. The harder the better.

Be offensive in a nerdy way. Some people may not understand but your geeky friends sure will.

Can't sleep? Well, good thing you're not the only one suffering. There's a whole team of people insomniac people that can relate to your struggles and maybe find a way to help you combat that! Don't lose hope.

Can't sleep? Well, good thing you're not the only one suffering. There's a whole team of people insomniac people that can relate to your struggles and maybe find a way to help you combat that! Don't lose hope.

When you've become ecstatic at the notion of having a giant messy cabinet full of spaghetti stained plastic garbage, you've made it. You are now an adult. Accept fate and love tupperware.

When you've become ecstatic at the notion of having a giant messy cabinet full of spaghetti stained plastic garbage, you've made it. You are now an adult. Accept fate and love tupperware.

Cats get to nap all day, they get hand fed, and people have to pick their poop out of a sandbox! Who would want to be a human adult when compared to the lazy pampered life of a kitty?

Cats get to nap all day, they get hand fed, and people have to pick their poop out of a sandbox! Who would want to be a human adult when compared to the lazy pampered life of a kitty?

It's just one of those days where you're burnt out and would like to be alone. It's alright to draw some boundaries and let people know that you don't want to talk to them. Or if you just don't like them, this is another way to get your point across, too!

After a certain point you really do just start appreciating what fiber does for your diet. Rock this very adult design that just wants you to know that fiber can be pretty cool sometimes!

After a certain point you really do just start appreciating what fiber does for your diet. Rock this very adult design that just wants you to know that fiber can be pretty cool sometimes!

You're never too old to be emo, right? Show your age with pride with this design meant for people who don't let time take the emo out of them.

You're never too old to be emo, right? Show your age with pride with this design meant for people who don't let time take the emo out of them.

This 80's Alien is here to do some vaporization while listening to vaporwave. This design is great for people who are really into that 80's Vaporwave aesthetic, as well as aliens!

This 80's Alien is here to do some vaporization while listening to vaporwave. This design is great for people who are really into that 80's Vaporwave aesthetic, as well as aliens!

Everyone aspires to die young in a blaze of glory, but you're too late! Show the world that your maturity and prudent decisions have aided in your prolonged survival. Perfect for taking over the party and getting crazy! This cool shirt is ideal for people who love to dance, twerk, act cool, party and drink and get wasted with friends, and dominate the dance floor! Stay ratchet.

Introducing the Back & Body Hurts Parody tee - the perfect way to show off your sense of humor while embracing the pain that comes with everyday life. With a clever take on the classic Backstreet Boys logo, this tee is sure to turn heads and bring a smile to your face, even on your toughest days. Whether you're dealing with a nagging backache, creaky joints, or just the general wear and tear of the human body, this tee lets everyone know you're a survivor. Wear it to the gym, on your morning walk, or just around the house - it's the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who's been around the block a few times. So what are you waiting for? Embrace the ache and grab your Back & Body Hurts Parody tee today!

Introducing our newest t-shirt design, "Being Offensive != Being Funny". We believe that humor should never come at the expense of others. This tee serves as a friendly reminder to those who think being rude or insensitive is the same as being funny. We're looking at you, Ricky Gervase. It's time to retire that tired routine and embrace humor that uplifts and brings people together. And for that one friend who always plays devil's advocate, this shirt is the perfect way to throw some shade their way. Let them know that a personality can't be substituted with constant contrarianism. Join us in promoting positivity and kindness through humor with this unique and stylish tee.