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Ironic Quotes Lazy Totes, Casual Totes and more

Browse our collection of 39 Ironic Quotes Totes, Casual Totes and more . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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I'm Not Addicted to Coffee Weekender Tote

I'm Not Addicted to Coffee Weekender Tote

Okay I may have seven cups of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to coffee, haha! It's just that labor under capitalism is a demon draining my life force and all it offers in return is unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of letting me rest more. Resist the work grind and take back your personal time with this ironic coffee addict design.

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Casual Tote

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Casual Tote

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

I'm Not Addicted to Coffee Casual Tote

I'm Not Addicted to Coffee Casual Tote

Okay I may have seven cups of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to coffee, haha! It's just that labor under capitalism is a demon draining my life force and all it offers in return is unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of letting me rest more. Resist the work grind and take back your personal time with this ironic coffee addict design.

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Doing Nothing Tote

Doing Nothing Tote

Take advantage of your time and do absolutely n o t h i n g today with this funny, ironic, aspirational design! Perfect for a self care day, keeping expectations low, or chilling out with no set plans.

There's No "Me" In "Gym" Tote

There's No "Me" In "Gym" Tote

Yeah, no. There may be an "m" in gym, but halfway doesn't count here. Why bother with gyms when stuff like pizza exist? Or Netflix? Or naps. THINK OF THE NAPS YOU COULD BE HAVING. When it's time to hit the gym, grab this ironic lazy design and hit the couch instead.

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Tote

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

My Sexual Orientation Is Straight (To The Fridge Every Day) Tote

My Sexual Orientation Is Straight (To The Fridge Every Day) Tote

Oh yeah, I'm totally straight. When I'm hungry, I head straight for the fridge, and when I get the food, I head straight for the couch. It works out for everyone! Grab this ironic food design and let everyone know where your true love lies. (with pizza.

The Future is Lazy Weekender Tote

The Future is Lazy Weekender Tote

Dream big with this anti-work design that sees what work will be like in the future: WAY MORE CHILL.

Bearly Awake Casual Tote

Bearly Awake Casual Tote

This lazy bear design features the animal pun "Bearly Awake" with an illustration of a sleepy bear. Perfect for a bear lover, sleep lover, napper, lazy day, nap time, sleep quotes, lazy quotes, tired jokes, feeling sleepy and needing more sleep!

This Nap's Not Gonna Take Itself Tote

This Nap's Not Gonna Take Itself Tote

Excuse me, got a lot of winks to catch up on. At least forty. Grab this ironic lazy tote when you're pretty much done for the day. Hit that couch with style.

I'm Not Addicted to Coffee Tote

I'm Not Addicted to Coffee Tote

Okay I may have seven cups of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to coffee, haha! It's just that labor under capitalism is a demon draining my life force and all it offers in return is unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of letting me rest more. Resist the work grind and take back your personal time with this ironic coffee addict design.

Take More Naps Weekender Tote

Take More Naps Weekender Tote

TAKE. MORE. NAPS. Rest and relax more with this groovy vintage looking text design that wants you to take care of yourself and live a more chill and steady existence!

I'm Great In Bed Tote

I'm Great In Bed Tote

...I can sleep for days. Grab this ironic lazy design, hit the snooze, and rock your sleep-swag as you roll yourself into a glorious snoring blanket burrito. Cats and netflix are optional, but recommended.

Lifetime Movie and Chill Tote

Lifetime Movie and Chill Tote

This funny Netflix and chill tote bag is the perfect variation for the lifetime movie lover, so let's "lifetime and chill." This tote bag is great for fans of netflix memes, netflix shows, laziness quotes, lifetime movie fans and lifetime quotes.

The Future is Lazy Casual Tote

The Future is Lazy Casual Tote

Dream big with this anti-work design that sees what work will be like in the future: WAY MORE CHILL.

Fitness? More Like Fitness Whole Pizza In My Mouth Tote

Fitness? More Like Fitness Whole Pizza In My Mouth Tote

Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth! Forget the gym and just order a pizza and be happy! This is the perfect tote bag design to show your complete disinterest in working out, OR maybe if you want to be that funny, ironic person in the gym!

I'll Get Around To It Tomorrow When I'm Good And Ready Tote

I'll Get Around To It Tomorrow When I'm Good And Ready Tote

No, not tonight. Tonight I've got a whole plethora of Netflix and pizza to get through, and then I've got a meeting with my cat at 9:30. As you see, I'm just totally booked. When you're totally about to get around to something, grab this ironic funny lazy design, and then grab another quick nap. Just to be sure.

Every Day Should Be No Pants Day Tote

Every Day Should Be No Pants Day Tote

I mean, let's be honest. Pants should REALLY just be optional, right? There so overrated. Why do we need them to go and like- do stuff? So grab this ironic slacker gear, flip on the Netflix, and get your lazy day swag on. (And pass the chips.

Let's Not And Say We Never Did Tote

Let's Not And Say We Never Did Tote

What's that? You wanna make plans? That involve me leaving my couch and putting pants on? Nnnnnoope nopenopenope nuh-uh. Not happening. This lazy day is MY lazy day. But hey, it's not the end of the world. Grab this ironic slacker design and get around to not doin' stuff. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to talk to my cat until Monday.

You Can't Spell Procrastination Without PRO Tote

You Can't Spell Procrastination Without PRO Tote

I am an ab-so-lute champion of laying down on the couch and slamming back a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's. From sleepathons to Netflix marathons, you take slacking off to an expert level, and you're damn proud! Grab this ironic lazy swag and put stuff off like a procrastination BEAST.

I Need Beauty Hibernation Tote

I Need Beauty Hibernation Tote

Beauty sleep? Yeah, no. I don't do beauty sleep unless it's for several months at a time. And don't even THINK about waking me up early unless you'd be willing to face the unabashed ferocity of a wild grizzly. Grab this sweet sleepy design and hit the snooze- it's nap time.

Tomorrow Definition Tote

Tomorrow Definition Tote

Up there with Narnia and Oz, Tomorrow is a magical land where I will get off the couch and be 100% more productive, getting everything done that needs doing. Now, if only I could reach such a magical place, and stop looking at pictures of cats. After all, Tomorrow's only a day away, right? Wear this ironic lazy design and continue that search for the day when you'll finally get all your crap done.

Bearly Awake Tote

Bearly Awake Tote

This lazy bear design features the animal pun "Bearly Awake" with an illustration of a sleep bear. Perfect for a bear lover, sleep lover, napper, lazy day, nap time, sleep quotes, lazy quotes, tired jokes, feeling sleepy and needing more sleep!

Today's Forecast: NO Tote

Today's Forecast: NO Tote

Get up on the wrong side of the bed? The first thing to do when starting your day is to check the weather forecast! Let your friends and family know when you've foresee a lot of NO in your future with this sassy lazy day tote bag! Please don't make me do stuff.

Take More Naps Casual Tote

Take More Naps Casual Tote

TAKE. MORE. NAPS. Rest and relax more with this groovy vintage looking text design that wants you to take care of yourself and live a more chill and steady existence!

Thankful Blessed and Mashed Potato Obsessed Tote

Thankful Blessed and Mashed Potato Obsessed Tote

This thanksgiving shirt is for the carb lovers, potato fans and thanksgiving family time, to show that you're truly, thankful blessed and mashed potato obsessed. This food shirt is perfect for fans of food memes, lazy shirts, potatoes, food jokes and thanksgiving quotes.

Plz Donut Make Me Do Stuff Tote

Plz Donut Make Me Do Stuff Tote

Show the world that you just wanna chill and eat donuts with this "Plz Donut Make Me Do Stuff" donut design! Perfect for being lazy, loving donuts, food quotes, donut puns, and donut jokes!

The Future is Lazy Tote

The Future is Lazy Tote

Dream big with this anti-work design that sees what work will be like in the future: WAY MORE CHILL.

Please Don't Make me do Stuff Tote

Please Don't Make me do Stuff Tote

Please don't make me do stuff. I'd prefer to be lazy and sit around all day if you don't mind. Show off your funny lazy side in this hilarious design.

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