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I Need Space Sassy Blankets

Browse our collection of 37 I Need Space Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired blanket! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

I Hate Everyone & Pants Blanket

I Hate Everyone & Pants Blanket

I hate everyone and you can too. Let everyone know how you feel about the human race AND pants with this sassy I Hate Everyone design!

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Thanks I Hate It Blanket

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

I Don't Give A Shit. Blanket

I Don't Give A Shit. Blanket

If your a princess and you like to party regardless of what the haters say rock this pretty barbie heart inspired "I Don't Give a Shit" blanket.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

I Don't Wanna Blanket

I Don't Wanna Blanket

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.

I Exist Without My Consent Blanket

I Exist Without My Consent Blanket

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Blanket

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Blanket

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

I Have Back Pain Rainbow Blanket

I Have Back Pain Rainbow Blanket

Let the world know to care and share some awareness about those living with chronic pain with this, "I Have Back Pain" retro rainbow design! Perfect for those coping with various back and health issues.

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

It's Libra Season, Bitches! Blanket

It's Libra Season, Bitches! Blanket

It's Libra Season, Bitches! If you need a little balance in your life, look no further than an attractive libra. Their awesomeness is in the air!

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

Be a touchdowner at the next football game or tailgate you're dragged to this fall with this super sassy, "I Think Both Teams Should Lose" funny, anti-sports design. Perfect for being a fan of parties but not football.

I Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face Blanket

I Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face Blanket

If you suffer from acute bitchy resting face, this design may be the key to spreading awareness. Show your awareness for bitchy resting face with this sassy design.

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Blanket

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Blanket

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

I Woke Up This Morning And I Just Hated Everything Blanket

I Woke Up This Morning And I Just Hated Everything Blanket

Sometimes, you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Let the world know to stay out of your way with this sassy and grumpy blanket.

I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket

I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Rated M For Mind Yo Business Parody Blanket

Rated M For Mind Yo Business Parody Blanket

Sometimes people just need to be reminded to worry about themselves. If you need a message to emphasize that, then this esrb inspired rating is made just for you!

Yeet The Rich Blanket

Yeet The Rich Blanket

Who needs an elitist ruling class comprised of less that 1% of the total population hording all of the nations capital for selfish reasons? Not Americans. So you know what that means? YEET EM.

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

Waifu Material Blanket

Waifu Material Blanket

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

Eggstra Blanket

Eggstra Blanket

I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Tsundere Sheep Blanket

Tsundere Sheep Blanket

Tch! I-it's NOT like... I LIKE EWE, BAAHKA!! Haphazardly hide the feelings towards your crush with this funny anime sheep that isn't fooling anyone.

Snail With Knife Blanket

Snail With Knife Blanket

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

I'm Not Always A Bitch ( Just Kidding ) Blanket

Attitude problem? To tell the truth, I don't have a problem with it. Be the queen bitch with this sassy inappropriate "just kidding" design that'll put haters in their place.

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