I Miss The Gym Nerds Blankets

Are you a Road Hog, or a Gym Hog? Of course, you could always be both, Explodey and buff! Hook those beefy muscles, along with your enemies. Make sure to check out the Gym Rat that goes alongside this design!

Money practically throws itself at you in your small animal crossing town. If only the real world income could be that easy. Celebrate your awkward nerdiness with this design featuring an illustration of a bug net, a horned beetle, a fish rod, sting ray and the phrase "I wish I made money as easily as I do in Animal Crossing.

Money practically throws itself at you in your small animal crossing town. If only the real world income could be that easy. Celebrate your awkward nerdiness with this design featuring an illustration of a bug net, a horned beetle, a fish rod, sting ray and the phrase "I wish I made money as easily as I do in Animal Crossing.

Friends practically throw themselves at you in your small animal crossing town. If only the real world friendships could be that easy. Celebrate your awkward nerdiness with this design featuring an illustration of a bug net, a horned beetle, a fish rod, sting ray and the phrase "I wish I made friends as easily as I do in Animal Crossing.

Friends practically throw themselves at you in your small animal crossing town. If only the real world friendships could be that easy. Celebrate your awkward nerdiness with this design featuring an illustration of a bug net, a horned beetle, a fish rod, sting ray and the phrase "I wish I made friends as easily as I do in Animal Crossing.

I like big books and I cannot lie! You other readers can't deny! Book lovers with style read in this great reading blanket!

I like big books and I cannot lie! You other readers can't deny! Book lovers with style read in this great reading blanket!

Sorry. I am very awkward. Sorry. I can't help it it's just how I am and there's really nothing I can do about it other than stumble helplessly through every social interaction wishing I was at home with my cats and my Netflix.

I killed your Fotter...? No... I AM your fotter! Great for dads who love puns and star wars!

If she can make herself fit, Nezuko sits! Show your love for best sister Nezuko with this adorable Demon Slayer/cat meme-inspired design!

Why would I be interested in DOGEcoin or whever when I can be making mad bank in BELLS!? Give me those turnips, you adorable little boar!

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Join the True Detective Boys Rustin Cohle and Martin Hart in their quest for the truth in the face of questionable evidence with this mind spiral design.

Why do I have to be here? Why couldn't we we be playing D&D instead? When you said "come to the Party" I thought you meant something entirely different...

As the story goes: one valentine to rule my heart, one valentine to bind us! Won't you let me take you on a romantic flight? Maybe from Edoras to Meduseld? I promise I won't bite! ...Unless you want me to...

Why go outside and be around people this summer when you can stay in? Avoid everyone and do what you love most by napping and reading books all day.

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Yeah, nope, sorry. Heading out right now is not really gonna happen- I've got a hot date tonight with some hardcovers. Nothing personal, it's just how I roll. If you know the love of curling up with a good book, then this cute nerdy blanket is for you! Grab this book-lover design today and rock on, you rad bibliophile.

Every western RPG game player has seen this message or something similar- You are over-encumbered by your inventory and your party cannot venture forth. UGH. Why did I pick up those 50 helmets, 30 pies, and 20 magical staffs? This funny gamer blanket is the perfect gift for nerds trying to avoid social interaction, going to the party, or that thing you don't want to go to because you're an introvert who hates dealing with people unless food or dungeons are involved.

Wow, what strange cats, but still lovable all the same! These fluffy critters are full of energy... well, when they aren't sleeping, anyway. Great for totoro and ghibli lovers!

You don't need anybody to help you as you soar through the skies- it's always nice to get help from people you care about, but at the end of the day, you can fly on your own. When you're ready to take off, grab this cute, nerdy design and pay homage to that classic anime movie, Kiki's Delivery Service.

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

....but the ships that ensued. The measure of a fan should not be judged by the fandom as a whole, nay, they should be judged by their OTP, and how perfect it is. Defend your ship with this funny short poem on personal fanfiction.

....but the ships that ensued. The measure of a fan should not be judged by the fandom as a whole, nay, they should be judged by their OTP, and how perfect it is. Defend your ship with this funny short poem on personal fanfiction.

....but the ships that ensued. The measure of a fan should not be judged by the fandom as a whole, nay, they should be judged by their OTP, and how perfect it is. Defend your ship with this funny short poem on personal fanfiction.

Are you ready to ignite your passion for the galaxy far, far away? Our Rebels vs The Empire Technology Blanket is the ultimate addition to any sci-fi fan's collection. Boldly featuring intricate Victorian patterns combined with iconic symbols from the Star Wars trilogy such as the brooding Death Star, the fearsome Slave I piloted by Boba Fett, the speedy Millennium Falcon, the sleek X-Wings that inspired many intergalactic battles and crowd-favorite Han Solo's unforgettably cool blaster. Our design is a nod to both the franchise's technological advancements and the timeless art of the Victorian era. Wrap yourself in this super cozy tribute to space battles and humanity's tenacity against tyrannical oppressors. Perfect for snuggling up with while re-watching the films, catching up on the latest novels, comics or video games, or simply as a great conversation starter with fellow geeks. Don't miss out on showcasing your love for Star Wars with Rebels vs The Empire Technology Blanket!

Run like lucario!! Cardio is important, and this lucario knows it! Great for nerdy gym goers!

Viva la revolucion. Viva la Pluto. No fancy scientist man can tell me about the planets and stars, I know that Pluto is a planet. I don't care for your new rules, astronomy, I will never forget Pluto.

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.