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I Do Not Exist Sassy Magnets

Browse our collection of 93 I Do Not Exist Magnets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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I Exist Without My Consent Magnet

I Exist Without My Consent Magnet

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

I Don't Do Sports Magnet

I Don't Do Sports Magnet

I Don't Do Sports. I simply do not.your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Do Not Perceive Me Chameleon Magnet

Do Not Perceive Me Chameleon Magnet

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. I'm a chameleon, I'm blending in, you never saw anything...

Do Not Perceive Me Magnet

Do Not Perceive Me Magnet

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

I Do What I Want Cat Magnet

I Do What I Want Cat Magnet

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired coffee mug! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

All I Do Is Reject Authority and Vibe Magnet

All I Do Is Reject Authority and Vibe Magnet

Don't give a damn about what people or those in charge say and do what ever your heart desires with this funny radical cat design that captures the chill but dissenting independent spirit of cats.

Drink Water Do Crime Magnet

Drink Water Do Crime Magnet

Stay hydrated to do crimes with this sassy, "Drink Water Do Crime" design with a winking water droplet! Perfect for a reminder to drink water and hydrate to keep going in your thirst for crime.

Always Doing The Most Magnet

Always Doing The Most Magnet

Be extra and be proud with this, "Always Doing The Most" retro, groovy type design! Perfect for loving attention, or hustling and putting in a lot of effort, and generally being extra AF.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Magnet

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Magnet

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Please Do Not Explain NFTs Anymore Magnet

Please Do Not Explain NFTs Anymore Magnet

It doesn't matter how many times you hear it, NFTs make no actual sense and get extremely annoying to hear about with shocking speed. Make your life a no NFT zone with this funny vintage inspired design.

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Magnet

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Magnet

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Don't F***ing Perceive Me Chameleon Magnet

Don't F***ing Perceive Me Chameleon Magnet

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. I'm a chameleon, I'm blending in, you never saw anything...

Thanks I Hate It Magnet

Thanks I Hate It Magnet

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

I Am A Queen Magnet

I Am A Queen Magnet

Let's get this straight. I'm royalty, I rule this house!! Any objections, peasant?! We all know this cat is in charge!

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Magnet

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Magnet

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

I Have No Morels Magnet

I Have No Morels Magnet

I have no morels. Be a lil flirty and coquettish with this funny, mushroom, i have no morels pun design.

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Magnet

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Magnet

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

I Would Rather Not WordArt Parody Magnet

I Would Rather Not WordArt Parody Magnet

I would rather not~ so, no thank you, bye! Live your best life with this, "I Would Rather Not" WordArt parody for all the nostalgic, Windows 95 lovers of being left alone.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Goose Magnet

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Goose Magnet

This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy attitude with this goose holding a knife.

I Don't Wanna Magnet

I Don't Wanna Magnet

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Magnet

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Magnet

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Magnet

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Magnet

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

I Have Back Pain Rainbow Magnet

I Have Back Pain Rainbow Magnet

Let the world know to care and share some awareness about those living with chronic pain with this, "I Have Back Pain" retro rainbow design! Perfect for those coping with various back and health issues.

If other people tries to get close to you, just let them know that you bite.

I Purrfur My Own Company Magnet

I Purrfur My Own Company Magnet

I only want to spend time with me, myself, and me-ow! Feel empowered in your purrsonal preference with this introverted kitty design.

I Am In Constant Physical Pain Rainbows Magnet

I Am In Constant Physical Pain Rainbows Magnet

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Magnet

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Magnet

I Love U Bitch.

I Don't Car What You Think Magnet

I Don't Car What You Think Magnet

Look buddy does it LOOK like I car? I don't give a HONK. Don't let the world slow you down with this funny sassy car pun that doesn't care what other cars have to say or think about it.

I Have A Tummy Ache Rainbow Magnet

I Have A Tummy Ache Rainbow Magnet

My tummy issues are as colorful as a rainbow! Be sassy and gassy and show off your funny, self-deprecating, digestive struggles with this funny, "I Have a Tummy Ache" rainbow design.

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Magnet

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Magnet

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

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