Horror Fan Gifts Valentines Day Greeting Cards

Lets be honest -- a few of us have either heard or uttered these words. By the end of it, it's usually met with slight regret wether on the recieving end or not... however in this circumstance "just the tip" may have vividly varying results! Get this cheeky design for someone you swoon over!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

*Ring, Ring* Hello!

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Because every anime fan, whether or not they're still Naruto fans, know the hypest moment in anime was Rock Lee taking off his weights in his match against Gaara. Give this to a special person who is the living embodiment of this moment, whether or not they're anime fans. If they don't get the joke then are they really worth your time?

Does your special someone prefer a sushi date rather than a box of chocolates? And of course they like it raw (I MEAN SASHIMI OBVIOUSLY)! foodie gifts foodies sushi rolls sushi patterns japanese food sushi cute nigiri sashimi sushi fan sushi gifts hearts candy heart valentines card valentines day valentine food valentine food lovey love valentines cards sushi dinner raw like it raw heart box box of chocolates valentines valentines day funny valentines day so i heard you like it raw?

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Cheese Be Mine - get a little CHEESY this Valentine's Day with this yummy design!

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Get cute with your partner this valentines day with this vintage inspired baby design that calls back to a different era!

I say this from the pit of my heart., you're an Avo-cutie!! show your valentine that your love for them is just like your love of avocados with this adorable food pun!

It's always valenbrines day around me! Share your bottomless jar of love for pickles (and your partner, maybe) with this adorable valentine's day themed pickle pun!

I love you more than trash --and that's a lot! Share your love to a loved one with this, "I Love You More Than Trash" cute raccoon design!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

You make me thorny ;) Show your crush, lover, or partner how they make you feel special feelings with this funny, "You Make Me Thorny" rose design!

Adventurer I could truly gaze upon you for eternity. Show some love to your significant other with this cute dnd pun, perfect for some dungeon crawling, spell casting, and dragon slaying!

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

Ya know, I think our relationship is pretty rock solid. It's grown on me, too! I'd say I've taken a lichen to you! Show your love with this groan worthy nature pun, perfect for valentines day or equally, a hike in the woods with your partner!

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

Get ready to stand proud and shout "MUDA MUDA" this Valentine's Day with our You Expected a Valentine But It Was Me Dio greeting card. Whether you're a fan of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or simply love witty puns, this card is the perfect fit for you. Deliver a surprise to your sweetheart with a design inspired by the classic Shnen manga, complete with all of its iconic energy and style. This Valentine's Day, show your love for your favorite anime series with a reference that is sure to make everyone smile. Plus, with its high-quality material and attention to detail, this greeting card is as impressive as it is hilarious. Don't let your Valentine's Day go un-celebrated, order your "You Expected a Valentine But It Was Me Dio" greeting card today!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

You know, there's a lot of big things about bigfoot... but just like you, the biggest thing about them is their heart! Great for your valentine who is obsessed with cryptids!

I'm a Simp 4 U, Valentine. <3 Show your love and appreciation for your lover or crush with this fun candy heart design!

Proudly share your simp feelings with your crush with this, "Simp" script candy heart design! Perfect for a Valentine, lover, and funny romance.

WOW! I fish I was as cool as you. Cast your love far out with this funny fish pun, perfect for spawning some appreciation this valentines day!

OMG, you are like, so hot, I'm melting!! I can't handle this heat! Show your crush, valentine, or favorite cheese that you love them with this funny cheesy pun.

You're my everything! Show your loved one how much they mean to you with this adorable, "You're My Everything" bagel design!