Home Cooking Jokes Tank Tops

Why be a stay home parent when you can be a stay home drunk? Pursue your life's goal of perpetual day drinking with this funny design.

Why be a stay home parent when you can be a stay home drunk? Pursue your life's goal of perpetual day drinking with this funny design.

Why just follow the recipe when you can drink the wine while you cook? Get a laugh from wine connoisseurs with this humorous quote about drinking and cooking.

Why just follow the recipe when you can drink the wine while you cook? Get a laugh from wine connoisseurs with this humorous quote about drinking and cooking.

Welcome to our Mountain Llama Take Me Home t-shirt! Perfect for all those country and nature lovers out there, this shirt is an absolute must-have for anyone who loves adventure and sassy llamas. The unique design features a mountain llama with a tagline that'll have you humming, "Country roads, take me home" all day long. It's a fun, whimsical take on the classic Mountain Mama song, perfect for anyone who loves puns and parodies alike. The shirt is versatile enough to wear for any occasion, whether it's a day out hiking, running errands or simply lounging at home. It's lightweight, comfortable and feels like a second skin. Trust us, you won't want to take it off. Plus, it makes a great gift for anyone who loves llamas, puns or West Virginia. So go ahead and add this Mountain Llama Take Me Home t-shirt to your collection. We promise you won't be disappointed!

West Virginia, Mountain Llama, take home country roads. Show your love of llamas, puns and song parodies with this Mountain Mama inspired design.

Show your love of puns and fresh herbs. This design features an illustration of a mortar and pestle along with the phrase "If you're lost you can look and you will find me, thyme after thyme.

Show your love of puns and fresh herbs. This design features an illustration of a mortar and pestle along with the phrase "If you're lost you can look and you will find me, thyme after thyme.

Made with Love aka I licked the spook and kept using it. Show that the term "Made with love" just means that you dgaf about cooties with this funny baking inspired design.

Made with Love aka I licked the spook and kept using it. Show that the term "Made with love" just means that you dgaf about cooties with this funny baking inspired design.

There's no shells in this relationship- for you baby, scrambled or well done- I'd whisk it all!

There's no shells in this relationship- for you baby, scrambled or well done- I'd whisk it all!

3 ways to engage an introvert 1. Don't 2. Don't. 3. Seriously. don't. Show that introverts are better left alone with this funny design.

I need peas and quiet. Show your love for being left alone, puns and vegetables with this cute design.

I need peas and quiet. Show your love for being left alone, puns and vegetables with this cute design.

We all know that dragons give you more than one type of burn... Just like your cooking. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. do you need some ice for that SICK BURN!? Great for people who like really bad jokes!

We all know that dragons give you more than one type of burn... Just like your cooking. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. do you need some ice for that SICK BURN!? Great for people who like really bad jokes!

4 years of sleepless nights and many failed jobs searches later culminating into the world's most expensive bookshelf decoration. Needs new home ASAP, Sallie Mae keeps calling. Cash only.

4 years of sleepless nights and many failed jobs searches later culminating into the world's most expensive bookshelf decoration. Needs new home ASAP, Sallie Mae keeps calling. Cash only.

I Wouldn't Do Anything For Love But I Would Do Some Shady Whit for Unlimited Houseplants. Show your love of 80s rock ballads and plants for your home with this funny sassy plant lovers design.

I Wouldn't Do Anything For Love But I Would Do Some Shady Whit for Unlimited Houseplants. Show your love of 80s rock ballads and plants for your home with this funny sassy plant lovers design.

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards! Gear up to do battle once again with this never-ending onslaught of dishes with this funny housework themed design.

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards! Gear up to do battle once again with this never-ending onslaught of dishes with this funny housework themed design.

I could have had it all... if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this funny Millennial design.

I could have had it all... if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this funny Millennial design.

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Bearded dragons make great pets but terrible party guests. If they're not drinking you out of house and home, they're running around licking everything, and there's nothing worse than a drunk lizard literally hanging off your arm.

Bearded dragons make great pets but terrible party guests. If they're not drinking you out of house and home, they're running around licking everything, and there's nothing worse than a drunk lizard literally hanging off your arm.

Are you a proud individual from Massachusetts? Weather you're from Boston, Worcester, Springfield, Lowell, Cambridge, New Bedford, Brockton, Quincy, Lynn, Fall River or Newton rock this "Don't Give a Massa Two Shits" design and show your state some pride.

Are you a proud individual from Massachusetts? Weather you're from Boston, Worcester, Springfield, Lowell, Cambridge, New Bedford, Brockton, Quincy, Lynn, Fall River or Newton rock this "Don't Give a Massa Two Shits" design and show your state some pride.