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You Died. And now everyone knows how, where, and why. Own up to your failures with this souls-like inspired design!

You Died. And now everyone knows how, where, and why. Own up to your failures with this souls-like inspired design!

Show off your love of that amazingly fun new app with this nerdy inspired, outdoors, video game humor, workout shirt! Let the world know that you aren't here because you want to be, you are just here for the XP!

Later, losers, i'm exiting this galaxy. I'm taking my stuff and I'm going HOME. This design is great for people who love aliens and feel like they would feel more at home in space.

Show off your love of that amazingly fun new app with this nerdy inspired, outdoors, video game humor, workout shirt! Let the world know that you are just here to gain experience points!

Everybody Relax, Jack Burton is here! He will take care of all of your problems all the while complaining and acting tough. All he really wants is his truck back.

Everybody Relax, Jack Burton is here! He will take care of all of your problems all the while complaining and acting tough. All he really wants is his truck back.

Everybody Relax, Jack Burton is here! He will take care of all of your problems all the while complaining and acting tough. All he really wants is his truck back.

Meet your intergalactic ride straight from the upside-down universe. Blast off in style with this extraterrestrial t-shirt that's perfect for those who yearn for adventure beyond this planet. With its vibrant and bold design, this tee will surely make a statement wherever you go. Flaunt your love for the unknown and channel your inner astronaut with this amazing t-shirt. It's perfect for casual outings, parties, or simply as your go-to outfit. Dress to impress with this daring and distinctive tee that will appeal to all those who are fascinated with the mysteries of the universe. It's time to hop on and leave your earthly worries behind because, with this tee, your ride is here! So what are you waiting for? Get ready for takeoff and let the stars be your guide.

I'm sorry, I didn't know this was a sad occasion. The world can be scary and tumultuous, my dear children-- tumultuous being a word that means, "Full of people both putting out and starting fires for no adequately explained reason." But when you seek respite from the chaos, know that there is a place where the world is quiet. Will you answer the call, when VFD comes knocking?

I'm sorry, I didn't know this was a sad occasion. The world can be scary and tumultuous, my dear children-- tumultuous being a word that means, "Full of people both putting out and starting fires for no adequately explained reason." But when you seek respite from the chaos, know that there is a place where the world is quiet. Will you answer the call, when VFD comes knocking?

Looking for a t-shirt that perfectly encapsulates your love for cats and aversion to socializing? Look no further than our "I'm Not Here To Make Friends I'm Here To Pet Cats" tee! With this cool cat-inspired design, you can show off your feline affection and let everyone know that you're not here to make small talk, you're here to cuddle those kitties! Whether you're on the way to the cat cafe or just hanging out at home, this shirt is the perfect way to show your love for all things feline. Embrace your introverted side and let the world know that cats are the ultimate party guests! So snag yourself one of these stylish tees, grab yourself a cat, and let the fun begin!

Walk to the club with with attitude. You didn't come to make friends, you came to pet all the cats. Show off your nerd pride with this cute cat shirt. It's okay to be introverted! Besides, cats are the best part of a house party. So grab a class, find a corner, and love those cats!

Are you ready to party!? This shirt is great to announce to everyone that the party has arrived and you're ready to help everyone get wasted! Never let beer pong, shotgunning a beer or keg stands go unnoticed while you're at a party! Tell everyone you're near that the party is just about to start.

Are you ready to party!? This shirt is great to announce to everyone that the party has arrived and you're ready to help everyone get wasted! Never let beer pong, shotgunning a beer or keg stands go unnoticed while you're at a party! Tell everyone you're near that the party is just about to start.

Take me to your... router. Sorry, humans- I'm just here for the wifi. And maybe an iced latte. This makes a great gift for all you alien lovers out there. When the only thing you're trying to abduct is an internet connection, grab this cute nerdy shirt and start looking out of this world.

Take me to your... router. Sorry, humans- I'm just here for the wifi. And maybe an iced latte. This makes a great gift for all you alien lovers out there. When the only thing you're trying to abduct is an internet connection, grab this cute nerdy shirt and start looking out of this world.

Take me to your... router. Sorry, humans- I'm just here for the wifi. And maybe an iced latte. This makes a great gift for all you alien lovers out there. When the only thing you're trying to abduct is an internet connection, grab this cute nerdy shirt and start looking out of this world.

Oh the lovely kingdom of Gondor. Get swole and train to fight in the war of five kings with this design featuring an illustration of the white tree of Gondor and a pair of hand weights along with the phrase "Lifting Hard From Here to Gaindor." Get your gains on in any gym in middle earth with this nerdy fitness workout gear.

Get ready to indulge in some mouth-watering treats with our "I'm Here To Eat All The Food" t-shirt! This is the perfect apparel for anyone who loves to chow down and relish in all the delicious food around them. Whether you're at a family gathering, a friend's party or a holiday feast, this tee is the ultimate proclamation of your love for food. Not only does it sum up your obsession with snacks and nibbles, but it's also perfect for bringing some humor to the table. This design is a great conversation starter and helps break the ice with new people who share the same passion as yours. Moreover, it lets everyone know that when it comes to food, you don't mess around, it's a serious business. So if you're a foodie at heart or just love to devour everything in sight, grab this t-shirt and get ready to eat like there's no tomorrow. Hurry up and add it to your wardrobe before someone else takes a bite out of the idea!

Do have a family outing? where you Invited to a party? Or perhaps it's thanksgiving? This design is perfect for letting people know "if food is placed out, they shall come". Great for foodies and raccoon lovers!

Don't worry, because I am here! And I might be a little bit queer. Show off your pride with this anime inspired design.

Introducing our bold and beautiful t-shirt design, the "I am Here! (And Queer) All Might". With a playful nod to your favorite anime series, this t-shirt features an iconic symbol of strength and pride coupled with a witty tagline that says it all. Our "I am Here!" t-shirt is perfect for anyone looking to show off their fierce, confident and unapologetic side. Made for those who aren't afraid to be themselves, this t-shirt is an eye-catching statement that celebrates diversity, inclusion and the endless possibilities of self-expression. Whether you're strutting down the street or hitting up your favorite queer hangout, this t-shirt will let everyone know exactly who you are and what you stand for. So why wait? Get your hands on our "I am Here! (And Queer) All Might" t-shirt today and let the world know that you're proud to be exactly who you are!

This awkward shirt is perfect for all the socially anxious nerds who know that they're on team awkward: we're here to make things weird. This nerd shirt is great for fans of introvert shirts, awkward memes and introvert quotes.

This awkward shirt is perfect for all the socially anxious nerds who know that they're on team awkward: we're here to make things weird. This nerd shirt is great for fans of intervert shirts, awkward memes and introvert quotes.

This funny and sarcastic shirt reads, " I'm Just Over Here Living The Dream" and is a perfect way to answer the never ending question of, "How are you?" This is a great shirt for anyone who is just living life one day at a time and sarcastically loving every minute of it!

This funny and sarcastic shirt reads, " I'm Just Over Here Living The Dream" and is a perfect way to answer the never ending question of, "How are you?" This is a great shirt for anyone who is just living life one day at a time and sarcastically loving every minute of it!

This funny and sarcastic shirt reads, " I'm Just Over Here Living The Dream" and is a perfect way to answer the never ending question of, "How are you?" This is a great shirt for anyone who is just living life one day at a time and sarcastically loving every minute of it!

Do you ever wonder how we humans got this far? It's definitely not because of natural selection. Nowadays, we don't have to hunt for our meals or avoid predators. We can order food with just a few taps on our phones. And let's be real, the only strength we need is in our thumbs for scrolling through social media for hours on end. But our ability to thrive despite our lack of survival skills is something to be proud of. Wear this shirt with the phrase "Suck It Natural Selection, I'm Still Here" and show off your evolution from hunter-gatherer to couch potato. It's a testament to the power of the human spirit and our natural inclination towards laziness. So go ahead and flaunt your survival skills, even if they're not exactly what Darwin had in mind.

Survival of the fittest? Yeah, it's a good thing that we don't have to live in the wild anymore. How would we get food? Who even knows where sandwiches live in the wild? Naturally selected to browse the internet and relax, more like. Show everyone that you've managed to survive this long!