Heavy Thoughts T-Shirts, Racerback Tank Tops and more

My quiet time involves heavy metal. Reach nirvana with this badass tank.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this punny Heavy MEOWtal design is perfect for those times!

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this punny Heavy MEOWtal design is perfect for those times!

Hop on over to this hilarious t-shirt with the ultimate frog life motto: "No Thoughts, Just Frog". This bold and fun design is perfect for all the chilled out, zen-like amphibians out there who value the simple things in life. Whether you're a die-hard meme lover or you're just looking to embrace your quirky side, this tee is sure to turn heads and start conversations. The vivid graphics and playful font are guaranteed to make you feel like a true frog king or queen, while the comfortable fit will keep you hopping all day long. So why not ditch the hustle and bustle of the human world for a little while, and embrace the carefree nature of our beloved, webbed-footed friends? Join the frog life movement with this irresistible tee, and let your inner amphibian shine!

Heavy hitter? You think this girl has time for baseball, I'm a heavy KNITTER. I knit harder than anyone out there. Every stitch is awesome, and people love the way I loop my yarn. If you are a craftsman of the yarn, than this awesome knitting hobbyist shirt is perfect for anyone crafter who loves to crochet, knit, and sew all those fabrics and yarns in their lives!

Heavy hitter? You think this girl has time for baseball, I'm a heavy KNITTER. I knit harder than anyone out there. Every stitch is awesome, and people love the way I loop my yarn. If you are a craftsman of the yarn, than this awesome knitting hobbyist shirt is perfect for anyone crafter who loves to crochet, knit, and sew all those fabrics and yarns in their lives!

Being a flower totally rocks! Show off your heavy metal cuteness with this, "Heavy Petal" flower pun design, featuring an illustration of a black flower wearing sunglasses and surrounded by flames. Perfect for being metal, loving flowers, plants, and puns!

Being a flower totally rocks! Show off your heavy metal cuteness with this, "Heavy Petal" flower pun design, featuring an illustration of a black flower wearing sunglasses and surrounded by flames. Perfect for being metal, loving flowers, plants, and puns!

This heavy metal ugly sweater design is perfect for any metal head who is looking to celebrate the holidays in the most badass way possible! This shirt features festive skulls, guitars, pentagrams and motherF***in' snowflakes! Rock out at all your ugly sweater parties this season and don't forget to stay metal!

This heavy metal ugly sweater design is perfect for any metal head who is looking to celebrate the holidays in the most badass way possible! This shirt features festive skulls, guitars, pentagrams and motherF***in' snowflakes! Rock out at all your ugly sweater parties this season and don't forget to stay metal!

This heavy metal ugly sweater design is perfect for any metal head who is looking to celebrate the holidays in the most badass way possible! This shirt features festive skulls, guitars, pentagrams and motherF***in' snowflakes! Rock out at all your ugly sweater parties this season and don't forget to stay metal!

Introducing our striking "Heavy Metal Songbird" t-shirt, a perfect blend of rebellious attitude and melodic charm. Embracing the paradoxical nature of music, this design juxtaposes the raw power of heavy metal with the delicate grace of a songbird. Unleashing a symphony of visual energy, the bold and intricate graphic features a captivating fusion of metallic elements and feathered details, symbolizing the audacity and finesse in both genres. This unique t-shirt boldly captures the essence of self-expression through music. It serves as a wearable testament to those who defy conventions and explore the limitless possibilities of their art. With its audacious combination of heavy metal and innocent serenade, the "Heavy Metal Songbird" tee resonates with passionate souls who refuse to be confined by societal expectations. Whether you're a headbanging rock enthusiast or a melodic soul with an edge, this t-shirt celebrates your inner songbird, inspiring you to embrace your personal melody while marching to your own rhythm. It symbolizes the vibrant harmony found in embracing seemingly contradictory aspects, epitomizing the true essence of artistic fusion.

There's nothing more rewarding in life than getting together with friends and lifting heavy things in order to build muscle mass! Perfect for wearing to the gym! Perfect for battling the bulge through strenuous physical exercise! Don't waste your time complaining when you could be gaining! This cool shirt is ideal for making gains in the gym through lifting weights, doing squats, burpees, running, lifting kettlebells, and pushing through the pain to achieve your fitness goals!

There's nothing more rewarding in life than getting together with friends and lifting heavy things in order to build muscle mass! Perfect for wearing to the gym! Perfect for battling the bulge through strenuous physical exercise! Don't waste your time complaining when you could be gaining! This cool shirt is ideal for making gains in the gym through lifting weights, doing squats, burpees, running, lifting kettlebells, and pushing through the pain to achieve your fitness goals!

Rock on little dude! Show that you're razing your baby on rock and roll with this heavy metal baby suit. This design features an illustration of lightning bolts, a hand throwing up devil horns, and the phrase "Fueled by Heavy Metal and Breast Milk.

My favorite workout is heavy reading! Whether you're a book nerd getting fit at the gym wishing you could be reading or you're completely dedicated to your one workout--heavy reading, this funny fitness parody design is perfect for you! Get fit or read in style with this book lover design and let your brain do the lifting!

My favorite workout is heavy reading! Whether you're a book nerd getting fit at the gym wishing you could be reading or you're completely dedicated to your one workout--heavy reading, this funny fitness parody design is perfect for you! Get fit or read in style with this book lover design and let your brain do the lifting!

Mind Empty. Eyes Heavy. No Thoughts. Just Sleep.

Mind Empty. Eyes Heavy. No Thoughts. Just Sleep.

Mind Empty. Eyes Heavy. No Thoughts. Just Sleep.

Mind Empty. Eyes Heavy. No Thoughts. Just Sleep.

Get ready to get fit as you lift with this funny fitness design featuring the text "Why Is Everything So Heavy" for weight lifting! Perfect for nerdy fitness, getting in shape, lazy jokes, lifting, and gym humor!

Get ready to get fit as you lift with this funny fitness design featuring the text "Why Is Everything So Heavy" for weight lifting! Perfect for nerdy fitness, getting in shape, lazy jokes, lifting, and gym humor!

When you're feeling low, there's nothing better for lifting your spirits than a sick dosage of HEAVY METAL. While throwing up the horns during your barbell flies is probably not the best lifting technique, we won't judge if you do it anyway. Grab this fierce fitness design and rock on until the end of your sets.

When you're feeling low, there's nothing better for lifting your spirits than a sick dosage of HEAVY METAL. While throwing up the horns during your barbell flies is probably not the best lifting technique, we won't judge if you do it anyway. Grab this fierce fitness design and rock on until the end of your sets.

This heavy metal cat shirt is perfect for lovers of both cats and bad ass music! This punny design reads, "I Listen To Heavy Metal Mew-sic" and features one hardcore kitty totally rocking out! Release your inner black cat with our metal tee!

This heavy metal cat shirt is perfect for lovers of both cats and bad ass music! This punny design reads, "I Listen To Heavy Metal Mew-sic" and features one hardcore kitty totally rocking out! Release your inner black cat with our metal tee!

This heavy metal cat shirt is perfect for lovers of both cats and bad ass music! This punny design reads, "I Listen To Heavy Metal Mew-sic" and features one hardcore kitty totally rocking out! Release your inner black cat with our metal tee!

Let Every know you never skip leg day and that this baby got back because you workout at the gym with this fitness design that says "Little In The Middle But Squats Heavy At The Rack".

Let Every know you never skip leg day and that this baby got back because you workout at the gym with this fitness design that says "Little In The Middle But Squats Heavy At The Rack".