Guard Unisex Long Sleeve Funny Socks

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Beware! Any sus behavior throughout the games will lead to your elimination. Here's your chance to cop this iconic mash-up design between these trendy games of treachery and all the attention will be on you when you do!

Featuring one of the cutest yet forbidden combinations ever. Presenting fish leggies! Let loose your imaginations and wear this adorable mash-up!

If you believe that unicorns exist, then it's time to meet their long distant relative, the ewenicorn. Just as majestic and adorable as the classic unicorn!

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

"How long has it been? an hour? This edible ain't SHIT", they said, as everything got extremely funny, and just a bit wobbly. Don't let the edible sneak up on you and knock you on your feet with this funny psychedelic smiley design!

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

It's okay to have no boo or no bae. But as long as you're still happy or gay, that's all that matters!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

This is the face you'd make when you sense someone staring at you for so long like they're asking for trouble. If you make this face for anything else similar then this Yelena parody expression is meant for you!

Trick or treat, y'all! Get spooky season started right with this country jack o lantern that's fixin' to put up some Halloween decorations well before it's expected and long after it's necessary.

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Introducing our latest and greatest sock product - the Floral Penis Rainbow! Are you tired of boring, plain socks that don't express your personality? We've got you covered. Our Floral Penis Rainbow socks feature a unique design that combines lovely floral patterns with a not-so-subtle hint of genitalia. These socks are perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to make a statement with their style. They're also a great conversation starter - just wait for someone to notice the pattern and watch the reactions come flooding in! Plus, they're comfortable and durable enough to wear all day long. Whether you're headed to work, a fancy event, or just lounging at home, the Floral Penis Rainbow socks are sure to add some fun to your wardrobe. Don't miss out on this must-have accessory - get your pair today!