Gross Humor Blankets

Remember some of your favorite quotes of the 90s in the grossest way possible with this gross heart pattern.

Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.

You set the loaf on the fridge, thinking the bag would keep it fresh, but don't turn your back on it, or you may find a waking nightmare awaits you! Beware!

Send your love in the most gobliny way with this adorable invertebrate design, perfect for well wishing and putting out some good slimy wholesome vibes and you wander a forest seeking mushrooms, frogs, and other grungy treasures.

Introducing the most cheeky and creative product: the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket! This playful yet subtly designed blanket is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor. Our unique pattern is a playful take on genitalia that will have your guests doing a double-take. The Feathery Vagina Pattern is more than just a decor item, it's a statement piece that represents your individuality and free spirit. It's perfect for snuggling up with a loved one or for use as a conversation starter at your next party. With its soft and cozy feel, this blanket is both practical and fun. The best part? You don't have to be ashamed of your unique quirks and traits, embrace them with the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket. Add some spice to your home decor today with this witty and irresistibly cheeky product!

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!

Show off your magical llama-ness with this funny illustration of a llama on a rainbow! Perfect for a llama lover, LGBTQ, cute rainbows, llama jokes, llama humor, rainbow love, and feeling super cute like this llama!

Celebrate the holidays with extraterrestrial gifts from space! This, "UF-Ho Ho Ho" santa alien design is perfect for space lovers, Christmas puns, and holiday humor!

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know who you worship: THE Spicy Heck Boy!

Baby got Bach! Show your good sense of humor and your love for music with this funny parody of baby got back in classical style! Add some humor to your collection of musical themed throw blankets with this design.

Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Raccoons and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash panda inspired design.

This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Let everyone know that science is the answer to everything with this super nerdy, science lover's, science humor blanket! Cuddle up with the power of science!

Eve was framed! Let your inner feminist show with this fun feminism humor blanket! Everyone knows you can crush the patriarchy better with a good night's sleep.

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

Show off your gay fear or queer excitement with this funny, "Screams In Gay" art parody design based on the famous Edvard Munch painting! Perfect for an artsy gay, queer artists, LGBTQ humor, and pride!

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

I'm a cat person, obviously. Show that you're a cat person with this funny cat lovers design featuring an illustration of a cat dressed like a human. Perfect for having a weird sense of humor and of course, cat people.

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Show off your love of Joe with this Joe Biden design featuring the text "Who's Joe Daddy?" (cuz have you SEEN young Joe Biden???). Perfect for a democrat, liberal, political humor, politics jokes, Joe Biden memes, and loving the vice president!

You scream, we scream, we all scream..... aaah~! Lick up all of the punny goodness of that creamy goodness with the sprinkles on top with this ahegao ice cream tee!

Get your drinking team ready for the holidays with this funny holiday drinking design featuring the text "Holiday Drinking Team" with illustrations of some festive beers and a Christmas tree! Perfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, holiday drinking, teams, and celebrating Christmas together drinking!

Get groovy with this funky mushroom that's having a grand ol trippy time. Perfect for lighting one up and vibing at the end of the day.

Get spoopy this halloween with this funny, "Keanuween" Keanu Reeves and Michael Myers, halloween mashup! Perfect for loving halloween, Keanu movies, memes, and pop culture mashups.

This 4th of July get Patriotic! at the Cookout, with this, "Red, White, And Emo" emo Merica design! Perfect for an emo kid celebrating Independence Day and being cool at the cookout.

The true desire to workout out! Get to the gym so you can get to your garbage with this funny, "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" raccoon fitness design! Perfect for raccoon jokes, eating trash, funny fitness, and gym humor!