Goth Grunge Jokes Hooded Sweatshirts

Got a short fuse and don't want to deal with anybody stepping on your toes today? Casually remind them that arsenic is deadly. It's all in good fun, you wouldn't really do that...but better to keep them guessing, right?

Got a short fuse and don't want to deal with anybody stepping on your toes today? Casually remind them that arsenic is deadly. It's all in good fun, you wouldn't really do that...but better to keep them guessing, right?

Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.

Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.

Just trying to nut, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go.

Just trying to nut, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Are you a fan of creepy-crawlies, four-legged friends, and punk rock vibes? This Eat Trash Hail Satan Possum tee is perfect for you! With its edgy design featuring a bold possum and the words "eat trash, hail Satan," this tee is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Whether you're wearing it to a music festival or just running errands, you'll feel confident in this fun and unique tee. It's also a great gift for your fellow misfits and dark souls. So go ahead, indulge in some dumpster diving and show your love for all things weird with this one-of-a-kind shirt. The devil may wear Prada, but you can rock this tee and channel your inner Satan-loving possum!

Rock out with this blasphemous black metal Jesus design. Perfect for fans of metal rock, death metal, black metal, glam rock, rock, 80s, irreverent humor, parody, inverted crosses, satan, satanic, satanist, 666, funny, things. This design features the phrase "I don't listen to prayers, I listen to metal" and an illustration of Jesus Christ in goth, black metal make up with thunderbolt accents.

Rock out with this blasphemous black metal Jesus design. Perfect for fans of metal rock, death metal, black metal, glam rock, rock, 80s, irreverent humor, parody, inverted crosses, satan, satanic, satanist, 666, funny, things. This design features the phrase "I don't listen to prayers, I listen to metal" and an illustration of Jesus Christ in goth, black metal make up with thunderbolt accents.

F*** reality read books. Show that you prefer to live in-between the pages of books with this funny sassy book lover inspired design.

F*** reality read books. Show that you prefer to live in-between the pages of books with this funny sassy book lover inspired design.

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo tee!