Goth Gift Plants T-Shirts, Racerback Tank Tops and more

These wilted flowers are dying inside, just like me. Get some laughs (and some cries) with this funny goth gardener design perfect for the plant parent who just can't seem to keep the life of their plants above "spitefully continuing to live".

Introducing the Goth Gardener t-shirt, for those with a love of all things black, but also a green thumb. Designed with a morbid sense of humor, this shirt is perfect for plant parents who are tired of being judged for their seemingly incapable plant nurturing skills. Featuring wilted flowers and a gloomy scenery, this design will surely make you and those around you chuckle, and maybe even shed a tear or two. Wear it to your next gardening session, or to your next goth gathering, and show off your unique style. After all, why settle for just black clothes when you can be a goth gardener? Get yours now and embrace the beauty of death and growth, all in one t-shirt.

You're your own breed of goth - the one of the pastel variety! Brooding, yet colorful, you know you're not like the other goths. Express your individuality with this pastel goth design!

You may admire this rose, but don't get too close. Make sure people don't mistake your kindness for weakness with this, "Pretty But Pokey" gothic rose design. Perfect for being sassy, goth and gorgeous.

You may admire this rose, but don't get too close. Make sure people don't mistake your kindness for weakness with this, "Pretty But Pokey" gothic rose design. Perfect for being sassy, goth and gorgeous.

That's just how the goth life goes, baby. If it's not black, I'm not going to wear it... Well, unless it has a little pastel. Then MAYBE I'll wear it...

I'm planted right here, now fertilize me, Daddy. ;) Show off your love of plants, kinky times, and funny NSFW daddy jokes with this, "Fertilize Me, Daddy" flower design with a wet flower in some dirt.

Being a witch doesn't mean everything I own is black and goth. I like me some beautiful pastel colors! Pastel witches unite with this adorable pastel occult design!

Introducing the ultimate expression of green-thumb love - our Plant Daddy T-Shirt. Whether you've got a green thumb, a brown thumb or some unique combination thereof, this trendy tee is the perfect way to show your love for the leafy offspring in your life. With its understated but stylish design, this t-shirt is the perfect gift for plant-loving fathers everywhere. No matter what your plant collection looks like, this shirt is an excellent way to show off your love of gardening and raising plants. The bold "Plant Daddy" lettering brilliantly encapsulates your role as your botanical babies' caretaker. Whether you're an experienced green-thumbed veteran or a newbie trying to find your way in the plant-parenting world, this shirt is the ideal way to demonstrate your love for all things green. So why wait? Give yourself or your plant daddy a gift that is sure to make the whole world green with envy, with our Plant Daddy T-Shirt.

I'm beautiful but I will bite! Show the world not to mess with you with this, "Talk Shit, Get Bit" sassy venus fly trap design. Perfect for plant lovers, taking no shit, and mildly threatening people.

The only way to see change in the world is to embrace disobedience. Cats have no laws, and even if there were any, they wouldn't care. Live in a world where the only rules you follow are your own.

The only way to see change in the world is to embrace disobedience. Cats have no laws, and even if there were any, they wouldn't care. Live in a world where the only rules you follow are your own.

If your plants are looking a little distressed and emotional, or you relate to a lone struggling aloe vera plant just vibing on some sad feels, this design is for you!

If your plants are looking a little distressed and emotional, or you relate to a lone struggling aloe vera plant just vibing on some sad feels, this design is for you!

Succulent Succubus. Are you a plant lover, and a demon lover? This unique T-Shirt combines succulents with a particularly demonic female - a succubus! Satan needs his succulents, and his sexy succubi of course!

Show off your knowledge of nerdy dirt things with this cool plant design perfect for gardeners, plant parents, and Horticulture enthusiasts!

If you're a feminist, you should already know how punk you are. It takes a lot of courage and tenacity to get where you need to be. You're a natural fighter and never let anyone tell you otherwise!

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, pastel colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

Nothing is cuter than a lovely, green and lush garden! Show your love for plants, gardening and gardens with this cute illustration of kawaii gardening tools and plants! This kawaii, gardening, plant shirt is perfect for any gardener or lover of plants!

Nothing is cuter than a lovely, green and lush garden! Show your love for plants, gardening and gardens with this cute illustration of kawaii gardening tools and plants! This kawaii, gardening, plant shirt is perfect for any gardener or lover of plants!

This cute lil' plant is just dewin' their best! Dress your baby up to look their best with this cute, plant parody baby onesie!

This funny gardening shirts is perfect for plant lovers who can't get enough, because gardening is cheaper than therapy. Who needs people when you have plants? This plant gift is great for fans of gardening gifts, plant shirts and house plant gifts.

This funny gardening shirts is perfect for plant lovers who can't get enough, because gardening is cheaper than therapy. Who needs people when you have plants? This plant gift is great for fans of gardening gifts, plant shirts and house plant gifts.

I got big plans this weekend, gardening and hanging out with my plants! If you're real friends are your plants and you'd rather go gardening then go out the the bars, then this cute and funny, plant, gardening shirt is perfect for you!

I got big plans this weekend, gardening and hanging out with my plants! If you're real friends are your plants and you'd rather go gardening then go out the the bars, then this cute and funny, plant, gardening shirt is perfect for you!

Aloe there, the angel from my nightmare. Show off your love for emo, early 2000's pop punk songs and plants with this cute and funny, plant pun design.

Aloe there, the angel from my nightmare. Show off your love for emo, early 2000's pop punk songs and plants with this cute and funny, plant pun design.

If you're an introvert, plant owner, or wine enthusiast this shirt for staying in with your houseplants is perfect for you! Show some plant parent pride and stay home and drink wine with those who really love you, your plants, in this funny shirt.

If you're an introvert, plant owner, or wine enthusiast this shirt for staying in with your houseplants is perfect for you! Show some plant parent pride and stay home and drink wine with those who really love you, your plants, in this funny shirt.

If you're an introvert, plant owner, or wine enthusiast this shirt for staying in with your houseplants is perfect for you! Show some plant parent pride and stay home and drink wine with those who really love you, your plants, in this funny shirt.