God Parent Socks

When the plants get as much love as kids would, you may be a plant parent! Whether you have spawn of your own and have very involved gardening hobbies, or you just love plants more than anything in the world, this design featuring a gardener hugging their potted plant is for you!

When you're a mom or dad, your start your mornings with coffee! It's coffee first and parenting later for your parents so show them your love for them and their caffeine addiction with these cute and funny socks for mom or dad!

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

Road Kill Your Gods! Check out these satanist trash animals, they are ready to worship the devil himself. No longer will they be roadkill, but they will kill! The flames go hell surround them as they hail the pentagram and the leviathan cross!

Raise those beans in the air, praise the bean god! Giver of all cute little kitty and puppy toes, be they pink, grey, orange, or any color in between! All hail the toebeans!

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

Paid Leave For Both Parents NOW! Fathers also need time to care for their newborns, it's not all on the woman! Gender norms be damned!

God May Be The "Father" But Satan Is Daddy! Wear this next time the Evangelicals come knocking, sassy satanists will appreciate it.

I feel God in this Chili's tonight. Show that you can sense the Lord's presence with this funny quote design.

Timothe Chalamet is the God Emperor Of Dune. And who knew a worm could be so damn SEXY and SPICY! Call The Bene Gesserit cuz this emperor got me feeling some type of way! Show your excitement for the Dune of 2021 and the lead heartthrob, Paul.

Cowboy Jesus is here to say "God Bless 'Merica Y'all". Jesus loves the USA almost as much as he loves dinosaurs. Especially baby t-rexes. So sit back, relax, put your boots up and your cowboy hat down low, and praise the lord.

I feel God in this Chili's tonight. Show that you can sense the Lord's presence with this funny quote design.

I Am The Spicy Worm God. I AM THE SPICE! And he who controls the spice, controls the universe. And I am one spicy worm. Show off your spicy sci-fi nerd 'weirding way' with this "Dune" inspired design!

Hey god, it's me, ya boy! no, literally. It's me. Jesus. Your son. This design's great for christians with a sense of humor!

You can't be defeated, you have the power. Show off your power with this, "I Have The Power Of God And Memes On My Side" meme design! Perfect for loving internet humor and those dank ass memes.

Introducing our latest Jojo's Bizarre Adventure sock: "Oh my God!!". These socks are the epitome of iconic phrases and timeless memes. Channel your inner Joseph Joestar and take your sock game to the next level. Whether you're relaxing at home or going out with friends, these socks will make you stand out in the crowd. Perfect as a gift for any Jojo fan or to add to your own collection. With their quirky design, these socks will add a touch of humor to your everyday wear. Trust us when we say that you'll "OH MY GOD!!" every time you slip your feet into these bad boys. Don't hesitate, join the Jojo hype train and get your hands on these socks before they're gone!

Don't mess with me, I have the power of God and D&D on my side! Show off your powerful nerdy pride with this, "I Have The Power of God And D&D On My Side" dungeons and dragons inspired design with dice graphics.

Oh god, there's been a huge mistake. A socially awkward person's dream (or terrible, terrible nightmare!). Clubbing has never been so awkward, so cover for your awkwardness with this hilarious party socks!

In D & D the Dungeon Master basically runs the game! They play god, can control whatever happens over the course of the game play! Show off your bad ass DM skills with these funny, nerdy, dungeon master, D &D socks!

Queer Parenthood is Valid. Shaming parents is good for no one, lesbian parents are valid, gay parents, trans parents, all types of parent combos are valid. Don't let society tell you otherwise.

Trans Moms Are Moms! Trans women are women! Be proud of your identity, be proud of you parenting and your kids will be proud to call you mom.

Kratos is Daddy! Show off your pure unashamed thirst for this demi God Daddy design.

The wisest words of wisdom passed down by the infamous God of War - "Boy". Those who are fans of Kratos and the God of War series will enjoy this parody design! god gow war video game game kratos nerdy atreus obey parody boy boy!

Mom's at her limit. Parenting is hard, mothers know best. Show off your sarcastic and snarky mom humor with this ironic design!

Go about your daddly business with this funny design perfect for dads who are just living their best dad life.

Show you're excited for your empty nest with this funny, "Empty Nester" parent, robin design! Perfect for gifts for parents, Mother's Day, Father's Day, family humor, bird jokes, and gifts for mom or dad!

Hades gonna hade! Show off your love for the god of the underworld and greek mythology puns with this funny, greek mythology pun, "Hades Gonna Hade" design.

Hades gonna hade! Show off your love for the god of the underworld and greek mythology puns with this funny, greek mythology pun, "Hades Gonna Hade" design.

DAMN Hermes! Daaaaaaamn Hermes! Damn Hermes! Back at it again with the winged sandals! Show your love of Hermes, Messenger of the gods, god of trade, thieves, travelers, sports, athletes, etc, and look fly as hell with this funny design.

You've got pets if you have plants! Show off your love for plants with this, "I Love My Weird Cat" plant design in a cat pot!