Go Away Greeting Cards

Show off your awkward side with this hilariously relatable, hand drawn, introvert humor, resting bitch face greeting card! Show off your super cool, introverted self and let the world know that you would just rather be left alone.

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

Stay Away, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this vintage floral inspired design.

Stay the F*** Away, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this sassy vintage floral inspired design.

Going away because I do not wish to be perceived.~ Show that you'd rather be left alone with this, "Don'T Perceive Me" AIM away message design. Perfect for being sassy, nostalgic, and independent.

IDGAF: I don't give away food. Show that you're a strong believer in foods over dudes with this funny foodie inspired design.

The beach is calling and I must go. Show that you are being called away by the siren's song of sea and sand with this summer vacation inspired design.

National running away from my problems champion. Why deal with your problems when you can run from them? Show that you're amazing at shirking your responsibilities with this funny running-inspired design.

Let's go on an adventure! Show that with the power of literacy you can go on a journey without ever leaving your home. This design features an illustration of a book and the phrase "Lets go on an adventure.

Destigmatize Going to Therapy, destigmatize mental health! I am proudly in therapy, and no one should shame anyone for seeking treatment and help for their mental health.

Go full goblin mode and embrace your inner goblin with this cute and cooky but crackhead energy of a cat!

King of the monsters? Go off king! Show off your king status and nerd pride with this king of the monsters parody, go off king greeting card design!

We are all going to die. Show your support for the death positivity movement with this design of a skull surrounded by flowers.

Looking for a unique way to express your love? Look no further than the "You Take My Breath Away - Choking Sasuke Meme" greeting card! This hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves memes, the Naruto series, or just a good laugh. Featuring Itachi choking Sasuke in a darkly humorous display of affection, this design is sure to make your loved one smile. Whether it's for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card is the perfect way to show someone that they take your breath away. Don't settle for boring flowers and candy - give your love the gift of laughter with the "You Take My Breath Away" card today!

Anything's better than 2020, right?! Let's go into this new year with positivity, and LIT vibes, fam.

If that's what makes you happy, if that's what tickles your nuts go for it. Encourage those around you to live their best life with this Kourtney inspired quote.

You know what they say: The Show Must Go Wrong. Prepare for the worst with this funny Andy Dwyer quote inspired design.

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

Show off your love of cats and just being cool and friendly with this cool cat inspired, hand-drawn looking, funny cat greeting card! Let your buddy know they are the coolest cat out there!

"Go ask your mother," said every dad ever. This father's day poke fun at Dad and show how much you really do love him with this funny, dad joke, father's day greeting card!

Even the pandemic can't hold back this love! Let someone know that even though you can't touch, they're still bae.

Your running team knows you've gotta go fast! Show off your Sonic love with this funny, "Gotta Go Fast Running Team" running parody design.

Live Your Life Like J.D. Salinger Far Away From Anyone. Pay homage to the ultimate recluse with this sassy literary legend inspired design.

I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all carb diet! God Karen you're so stupid! Show that you really want to lose three pounds with this funny mean girls quote inspired design.

Show your support for Greendale Community College, and maybe, join the infamous study group and remember, GO HUMAN BEINGS!

Llama... Oooooooh... Didn't mean to make you cry~ Featuring Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon as llamas, this Bohemian Rhapsody-inspired card is perfect for any fan of llamas and Queen!

Have you ever wanted to see an amazing party trick? Here's one right now: it's us not going out tonight because we'd rather stay at home with our pets, drink wine and watch tv shows and finish reading a book. This greeting card is perfect for the sassy but introverted person who doesn't mind cracking a joke, and wants to politely and sassy decline a party invite.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! Take this turtle fighter with you and you'll be okay! Show off your tiny but dangerous side with this cute and funny, turtle design.

I think you should just go for it. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, baby! Get ready to kick the day's ass with this awesome vintage tattoo inspired tiger design.