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Gift Ideas For Your Valentines Unisex Long Sleeve Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 157 Gift Ideas For Your Valentines Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

If It Tickles Your Nuts Go For It Greeting Card

If It Tickles Your Nuts Go For It Greeting Card

If that's what makes you happy, if that's what tickles your nuts go for it. Encourage those around you to live their best life with this Kourtney inspired quote.

Rudolph With Your Vibes So Right Greeting Card

Rudolph With Your Vibes So Right Greeting Card

Rudolph with your vibes SO RIGHT, won't you help me SLAY tonight? Look good with the squad with this funny rudolph parody, perfect for putting out good vibes and absolutely sleighing it this christmas!

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Drink Some Coffee Put Your Hair Up Greeting Card

Drink Some Coffee Put Your Hair Up Greeting Card

Drink some coffee, put your hair up and get your shit together. All you need is caffeine, a messy bun and a badass attitude to get the job done with this sassy design.

Wash Your Hands, Also Don't Be A Racist Greeting Card

Wash Your Hands, Also Don't Be A Racist Greeting Card

Two things you wouldn't expect to have to say in the same breath, yet, here we are in 2020, starting at the basics. Wash your dang hands and don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, ageist, xenophobic, or otherwise ignorant hateful person. Spread compassion not germs and fight ignorance with this funny hand washing design!

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody cares about your workout routine. Show that you couldn't give less of a crap about other peoples fitness with this funny, sassy design.

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your daddy some love with this funny card showing that you are thankful for all of your Dad's finical sacrifices.

Awkward Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Awkward Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

Happy Mother's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Mother's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Mother's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your mama some love with this funny card showing that you are thankful for all of your mother's finical sacrifices.

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

I Tolerate You Greeting Card

I Tolerate You Greeting Card

Is it true love that I put up with your bullshit? Who knows. Show your Valentine that you tolerate them with this design!

Give Me Candy And Go Away Greeting Card

Give Me Candy And Go Away Greeting Card

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

Thanks For Not Being A Prick Greeting Card

Thanks For Not Being A Prick Greeting Card

Thanks for not being a prick. Thank those around you for not being pricks with this funny pun cactus design.

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch.

Sexy Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

Sexy Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome pun, gardening, funny gnome design.

Slay Me Greeting Card

Slay Me Greeting Card

Whether you're a lover of gay lingo, or daydream about falling in love with a vampire - this design is for spicy lovers only. Celebrate Valentines Day with this bold, bloody design.

Distant Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Distant Candy Hearts Greeting Card

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Don't mind me I'm just deep in my feelings. Show off your moody shark humor with this, "Eating My Feelings" emotional shark design! Perfect for having feelings, food lovers and shark jokes!

F*** The Police Conversation Heart Greeting Card

F*** The Police Conversation Heart Greeting Card

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

I'm tidying up my life, but you bring me joy sometimes I guess I'll keep you. Show your loved one that they're alright, they can stay in your life, but all that tupperware has to go!

Baddie Definition Greeting Card

Baddie Definition Greeting Card

Baddie by definition is a noun. It means a person who is confident and always slays. Slay all day and be a bona fied baddie in this sassy, baddie, definition design.

Dump His Ass Greeting Card

Dump His Ass Greeting Card

Dump His Ass! Dump Him!

I Have No Morels Greeting Card

I Have No Morels Greeting Card

I have no morels. Be a lil flirty and coquettish with this funny, mushroom, i have no morels pun design.

Basic Trash Coffee Raccoon Greeting Card

Basic Trash Coffee Raccoon Greeting Card

Basic Trash. Show your love of raccoons and the basic side of life with this funny raccoon and coffee inspired design.

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