Gift Ideas For Your Valentines Humor Blankets

Since God created man, and man created anime, anime is like a gift from God. So cherish it, the sacred Japanese anime is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this funny blanket design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

As the story goes: one valentine to rule my heart, one valentine to bind us! Won't you let me take you on a romantic flight? Maybe from Edoras to Meduseld? I promise I won't bite! ...Unless you want me to...

A real man of taste knows a thing or two about the art of ahegao after all. Celebrate the real meaning of Valentine's Day with this hentai-inspired design, featuring the ahegao face!

Here they come! Show your non-binary pride in purr-fect style with this adorable "Oh Lawd, They Comin'" cat blanket design!

I'm a cat person, obviously. Show that you're a cat person with this funny cat lovers design featuring an illustration of a cat dressed like a human. Perfect for having a weird sense of humor and of course, cat people.

Does the vile stench of your breath drive away your friends? You need the cooling power of a silver tongue! Try Breath-O-Met Sinful Mints today and make your breath damned fresh!

Do you feel like you're stuck in a rut? Let our Kermit Tarot Card blanket be your guide to achievement! This Muppet prophetically delivers a message of growth, encouraging you to jump out of your comfort zone like he does off a log. With a sly grin, he reminds you to ignore the naysayers because after all, it's none of their business what you do. So, channel your inner amphibian, and take a leap of faith towards success with this humorous and inspiring blanket. Wrap yourself in the comfort of Kermit's wisdom, and embrace your destiny with this statement-making piece of home decor.

Baba Yaga Balenciaga Parody. Why the hell would you pay $850 for a sweater when you can get the look and rep your favorite witch from Slavic folklore for a fraction of the price? Show your love for witchy women that live chicken leg huts with this design.

I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

My Neighbor Todoroki. Show your love for My Neighbor Totoro and and Shoto Todorkoki with this funny Studio Ghibli and My Hero Academia mash up.

I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!

Dads can do everything! Or at least try everything! When your bike breaks and you need it to be almost fixed, Dad's there to get that wheel technically on again. And we love the spice rack that only sometimes dumps spices all over the floor!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!

Amuse your fellow math nerds with these 3.14159265359... uh... with these just over three snakes. If they say the joke's too subtle, tell them to stop being so rational.

Look, it's hard to fly all day every day, okay? Sometimes you just need to crash---preferably into a pillow. Give your flappers a rest and just snooze for a while.

You set the loaf on the fridge, thinking the bag would keep it fresh, but don't turn your back on it, or you may find a waking nightmare awaits you! Beware!

I love you bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch! Show your love for memes and K.K. Slider with this classic vine parody inspired design. meme humor jokes parody vine singing dog k.k.

Dig it, man. Forget stars and mushrooms, the ultimate power-up is peace among all humankind. Throw up a firey V sign and join hands with your fellow geeks, gamers, and everyone else around the world.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

When it comes to doing nothing I am the captain of that. Apathy is the name I choose to go by because it sums me up so well. And there is nothing I am better at doing than take a well deserved nap. So revel in your laziness and let others know that things will get done eventually.