Getting High Jokes Coffee Mugs

Mess with the hamo and you get the slamo. Show that if you mess with a hamster your gonna get a slampster with this funny meme design.

Let's get Illuminasty. It's a conspiracy to party! Show your love of parting and secret societies with this Illuminati themed design.

Don't piss off the llama. You've been warned. Try talking shit and you'll find out what'll happen (you get spit on).

Mess with the Dad you get the stab. Show you're a dad that WILL cut someone if they need to with this gnarly knife themed design.

Don't mess with the crab unless you want to get stabbed. Show your love for this silly meme with this crab wielding a serrated stake knife design.

Don't mess with the cat unless you wanna get gat. Show your love for violent felines with this cat caring a gat design.

You know it's a holiday party when the fam and friends whip out the nog! Down all the eggnog to your hearts content while wearing this funny eggnog christmas mug!

Life at it's finest. The cause of hella caffeine intake as well as the never ending battle of procrastination. Together, they're a match made in hell!

Today's the perfect day to try and get your shit together. If you're feeling that motivation then this design was made just for you!

Mess with the dirt you get the hurt. Show your love for threatening prose with this design featuring an illustration of an earthworm brandishing a knife.

Respect the save or get the grave. Show your love for the anti-resetting hero Resetti and thinly veiled threats with this funny animal crossing parody design.

Don't mess with the harbinger of doom... Lest you want to feel their wrath. After all, they leave destruction in their wake, do you REALLY want to be a part of that?

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

Why needs the gym when you can laugh at your own jokes and get a ripped six-pack? This funny lazy workout design is the perfect gift to give your corny dad on father's day or to your friend who is constantly cracking themselves up.

Frankly autocorrect I'm getting real tired of your shirt. Show that you are fed up with autocorrect making all of your text messaged PG with this funny autocorrect joke design.

Introducing our Tough Titty mug, perfect for bird lovers who appreciate a good pun! This funky design features a tufted titmouse giving a fierce look, accompanied by the bold statement "Tough Titty". Whether you're a bird enthusiast or a lover of witty humor, this mug is sure to bring a smile to your face. Made with high-quality materials, this mug is built to withstand even the toughest mornings (or evenings!). Sip your coffee, tea or any other beverage with confidence as this mug will keep your drink hot. Stand out from the crowd and show off your unique sense of humor with our Tough Titty mug. Makes for a great gift option for your bird-loving friends and family members. So, why wait? Grab your Tough Titty mug today and start your day with a dose of humor and cuteness!

I'm kinda a big dillo. Show that you're a high-status armadillo with this cute pun design.

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this funny American Vandal Inspired Design.

Lead me not into temptation. Follow me! I know a shortcut! Show you believe sinning is winning with this funny good time having high vibe design.

I'm a cute math teacher! Show you're an adorable math teacher who also enjoys a good pun with this design featuring an illustration of a smiling acute triangle.

I've got a kind heart and a dirty mouth. Show that you're a good person, but you like to cuss with this funny shirt.

Meet me by the flagpole so I can whoop your ass. Let your enemies know they're cruising for a bruising with this old-school fight themed design.

If that's what makes you happy, if that's what tickles your nuts go for it. Encourage those around you to live their best life with this Kourtney inspired quote.

I'm gonna need you to take your opinion and shove it wayyy up inside your butthole. Let people know their opinion is unwanted with this funny quote design.

Are you as sexy and talented as this duck? If you are, this here is your spirit animal! Bring out your inner pin-up girl and dance your heart away like this little baddie.

Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.

Just trying to nut, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go.

Halloween gives me life! Grab some pumpkins and get ready to get spooky this with this funny mug.

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

If you want to pick my brain you'd better get the pump, because it is dirty as all get-out in there. I'm talkin' backed up and overflowing with filth. Beware.