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Funny Unisex Long Sleeve Nerds Blankets

Browse our collection of 68 Funny Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

It's a well-known fact that Vulcans love cats. They do tend to be pretty similar, after all. Show off your love for felines AND Star Trek with this design!

Doctor Who Love Blanket Blanket

Doctor Who Love Blanket Blanket

Feel like you're in love with a time lord in this snuggly warm Doctor Who Blanket. Past, Future and Present because you can travel any where, when and never ask why.

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

She Wants The D Blanket

She Wants The D Blanket

If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this funny internet meme parody!

Judge Not The Fandoms I Pursued Blanket (Black & White) Blanket

Judge Not The Fandoms I Pursued Blanket (Black & White) Blanket

....but the ships that ensued. The measure of a fan should not be judged by the fandom as a whole, nay, they should be judged by their OTP, and how perfect it is. Defend your ship with this funny short poem on personal fanfiction.

Judge Not The Fandoms I Pursued Blanket (Blue) Blanket

Judge Not The Fandoms I Pursued Blanket (Blue) Blanket

....but the ships that ensued. The measure of a fan should not be judged by the fandom as a whole, nay, they should be judged by their OTP, and how perfect it is. Defend your ship with this funny short poem on personal fanfiction.

Judge Not The Fandoms I Pursued Blanket (Pink) Blanket

Judge Not The Fandoms I Pursued Blanket (Pink) Blanket

....but the ships that ensued. The measure of a fan should not be judged by the fandom as a whole, nay, they should be judged by their OTP, and how perfect it is. Defend your ship with this funny short poem on personal fanfiction.

Guess I'll Die d20 Blanket

Guess I'll Die d20 Blanket

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

Thug Life Carlton Blanket

Thug Life Carlton Blanket

Carlton lived a thug's life. Snuggle up in this nerdy ironic blanket.

Dark Side Daddy Blanket

Dark Side Daddy Blanket

Tsundere Sheep Blanket

Tsundere Sheep Blanket

Tch! I-it's NOT like... I LIKE EWE, BAAHKA!! Haphazardly hide the feelings towards your crush with this funny anime sheep that isn't fooling anyone.

Oh Lord He Ponderin' The Orb Parody Blanket

Oh Lord He Ponderin' The Orb Parody Blanket

Oh lord he ponderin' the orb! Show off your love for memes, nerdy stuff and pondering your orb with this funny, pondering the orb meme, parody design.

Oh, Sithmas Tree Blanket

Oh, Sithmas Tree Blanket

Join the dark side this Christmas with this nerdy, "Oh, Sithmas Tree" Star Wars parody design! Perfect for a Christmas party, Star Wars fans, sith lord, nerdy humor, Christmas parodies, puns and pop culture!

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

Be Strong Wifi Blanket

Be Strong Wifi Blanket

"Be strong," I whispered to my wifi signal. Show your wifi some much needed love with this funny throw blanket featuring a parody on the inspirational quote "be strong" which is a perfect gift for the antisocial introvert or the blogger with an internet addiction just looking for a strong wifi signal from a weak connection point.

A Vulcan In the Streets Blanket Blanket

A Vulcan In the Streets Blanket Blanket

A Vulcan in the streets, but a Klingon in the sheets. (Unless undergoing a case of the pon farr, in which case you can be a Vulcan in the streets as well as the sheets.) Wear this geeky chic sci-fi classic and show up in the club ready to hunt down a parmaqqay.

Merry Rexmas Blanket

Merry Rexmas Blanket

Merry Rexmas! Our boy rexy here is spreading Christmas fear in the hearts of all us. Celebrate the holidays with this funny Dinosaur design! merry rexmas rex trex t.

Purr Maid Blanket

Purr Maid Blanket

I'm a purr maid the most adorable and majestic of creatures. This cat and mermaid mashup is made of internet.

Stop Wars Blanket

Stop Wars Blanket

Spread Peace and save the galaxy with this funny parody Stop Wars Blanket.

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Every western RPG game player has seen this message or something similar- You are over-encumbered by your inventory and your party cannot venture forth. UGH. Why did I pick up those 50 helmets, 30 pies, and 20 magical staffs? This funny gamer blanket is the perfect gift for nerds trying to avoid social interaction, going to the party, or that thing you don't want to go to because you're an introvert who hates dealing with people unless food or dungeons are involved.

Tardigrade Don't Care Blanket

Tardigrade Don't Care Blanket

Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a F*** about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!

Lucardio Blanket

Lucardio Blanket

Run like lucario!! Cardio is important, and this lucario knows it! Great for nerdy gym goers!

Always Hungry - Kirby Blanket

Always Hungry - Kirby Blanket

I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!

If It Fits, I Sits (Nezuko) Blanket

If It Fits, I Sits (Nezuko) Blanket

If she can make herself fit, Nezuko sits! Show your love for best sister Nezuko with this adorable Demon Slayer/cat meme-inspired design!

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

The Gaming Tower Tarot Card Blanket

The Gaming Tower Tarot Card Blanket

The tower represents sudden change and upheaval---like a sick come-behind clutch victory! Turn this card over and awaken frames that only 27,000 RGB lights can deliver!

Witch Streamer Blanket

Witch Streamer Blanket

Thanks for tuning in to the witch stream, guys! Don't forget to check out my Patreon for cool stuff like exclusive potion recipes!

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Beholder Expression Study Blanket

Beholder Expression Study Blanket

Behold the many faces of the beholder in this classy art study! Bet you didn't know a creature with only one eyebrow could be so expressive!

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