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Congratulations on your perpetual awkwardness! Show that you are the proud winner of the "I'm Always Uncomfortable Award" with this funny introvert t-shirt.

Congratulations on your perpetual awkwardness! Show that you are the proud winner of the "I'm Always Uncomfortable Award" with this funny introvert t-shirt.

WAT ARE YOO DOING IN MAH SWAHMP!?!? As the local introvert, you've keyed the nickname of "village ogre". Just like Shrek, you prefer your privacy, and you only leave the comfort of your home to shame the rest of humanity.

You want me to go outside? Yeah right, there's Ice, snow and people out there! The world is a scary place especially during the harsh winter season! Avoid the ice and snow and take pride in being an introvert with this funny winter shirt!

Forced to go to a party that you just really didn't want to go to? Coaxed into participating in a boring event? Now you can let everyone know just how unpleased you are to be there! Purrfect for introverted cat lovers.

Yeah, today I'd rather not people. Some days you just can't deal with socializing and being around other humans. Be as introverted as you please and avoid all human contact in this funny, introvert shirt.

Yeah, today I'd rather not people. Some days you just can't deal with socializing and being around other humans. Be as introverted as you please and avoid all human contact in this funny, introvert shirt.

Where my introverts at? They are all probably at home honestly. Have an introvert party with yourself, in a quiet space, alone with this funny and sassy, introvert shirt!

Where my introverts at? They are all probably at home honestly. Have an introvert party with yourself, in a quiet space, alone with this funny and sassy, introvert shirt!

Us introverts don't see people -- only obstacles we have to interact with. Show your anti-social sense of humor with this funny design!

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Every new day is another chance to stay inside. Show off your introvert pride with this funny, sassy, introverted design and stay inside!

Every new day is another chance to stay inside. Show off your introvert pride with this funny, sassy, introverted design and stay inside!

Wiggle and squirm your way around social interactions like one of those googly eye worms on a string with this funny awkward design!

Wiggle and squirm your way around social interactions like one of those googly eye worms on a string with this funny awkward design!

I'm an introvert, don't even try to make small talk with me. Hate small talk and socializing? Be an introvert and warn off anyone who tries to make petty small talk with you with this funny, sassy, introvert shirt.

I'm an introvert, don't even try to make small talk with me. Hate small talk and socializing? Be an introvert and warn off anyone who tries to make petty small talk with you with this funny, sassy, introvert shirt.

Alright, I'll go out, but I'm only going if there's wine. Show off the real reason you go anywhere. It's for the wine! Show off your love for wine and being introverted and sassy with this funny, wine drinking shirt.

Alright, I'll go out, but I'm only going if there's wine. Show off the real reason you go anywhere. It's for the wine! Show off your love for wine and being introverted and sassy with this funny, wine drinking shirt.

I came, I saw, I wonder why I left the house. If you're out and wondering why you left your house you're probably an introvert. Show off your true introvert self with this funny and sassy, introvert shirt.

I came, I saw, I wonder why I left the house. If you're out and wondering why you left your house you're probably an introvert. Show off your true introvert self with this funny and sassy, introvert shirt.

Social energy is low, sorry can't go out must cancel plans! Forget about any plans you may have, show the world that you are running low on social energy and relax with this funny, lazy, introvert shirt!

Introducing the ultimate t-shirt for all the grumpy gusses out there, our Village Ogre tee is here to represent anyone who cherishes their personal space. With the tagline "WAT ARE YOO DOING IN MAH SWAHMP!?!?", this top is sure to get a chuckle out of anyone who understands the struggle of being an introverted misanthrope. Whether you're hiding from small talk or just prefer the company of yourself (and maybe a loyal donkey friend), this tee has got you covered. The design features a jaded and scowling ogre, reminiscent of the lovable curmudgeon from the classic fairy tales. Show off your unique personality and sense of humor with this one-of-a-kind shirt, and embrace your inner ogre with pride. Thanks to its comfortable fit and quality construction, you can wear this tee on all your swampland adventures without ever feeling basic or dull. Whether you're battling knights or just want to lounge around in peace, it's time to channel your inner ogre and let the world know you're not to be messed with.

Empower your personal space with our assertive 'Do Not Approach Me' design, tailored for introverts or anyone seeking to set clear boundaries. This bold text sends a direct message, signaling a need for privacy and respect in social settings. Whether you're hitting the gym or navigating crowded spaces, this design serves as a shield against unwanted attention, empowering you to reclaim your autonomy and peace of mind. Make a statement and assert your boundaries with this uncompromising apparel.

Empower your personal space with our assertive 'Do Not Approach Me' design, tailored for introverts or anyone seeking to set clear boundaries. This bold text sends a direct message, signaling a need for privacy and respect in social settings. Whether you're hitting the gym or navigating crowded spaces, this design serves as a shield against unwanted attention, empowering you to reclaim your autonomy and peace of mind. Make a statement and assert your boundaries with this uncompromising apparel.

Ohhhh nope nope nope NOT TODAY. There is nothing about the holiday weather going on right now that makes me wanna be a part of that scene in ANY capacity. Just let me burrow in about a dozen blankets like a soft person burrito. And maybe give me a burrito to eat while I'm at it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. If you're ready to tell Jack Frost to piss off for the rest of winter, do it in style with this sarcastic Christmas design.

Ohhhh nope nope nope NOT TODAY. There is nothing about the holiday weather going on right now that makes me wanna be a part of that scene in ANY capacity. Just let me burrow in about a dozen blankets like a soft person burrito. And maybe give me a burrito to eat while I'm at it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. If you're ready to tell Jack Frost to piss off for the rest of winter, do it in style with this sarcastic Christmas design.

Ohhhh nope nope nope NOT TODAY. There is nothing about the holiday weather going on right now that makes me wanna be a part of that scene in ANY capacity. Just let me burrow in about a dozen blankets like a soft person burrito. And maybe give me a burrito to eat while I'm at it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. If you're ready to tell Jack Frost to piss off for the rest of winter, do it in style with this sarcastic Christmas design.

Who the heck needs friends I don't need you I got wifi access and blogging to do, talking to people IRL is dumb and I don't like it ew gross get away from me. Show your hate for social interaction and your love of internet with this funny antisocial t shirt design perfect for the introverted internet junkie!