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Funny Thanksgiving Design Sassy Blankets

Browse our collection of 77 Funny Thanksgiving Design Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket

I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

I Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face Blanket

I Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face Blanket

If you suffer from acute bitchy resting face, this design may be the key to spreading awareness. Show your awareness for bitchy resting face with this sassy design.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Snail With Knife Blanket

Snail With Knife Blanket

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of This World Booty Blanket

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

Disapproving Ghost Blanket

Disapproving Ghost Blanket

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

It Be Like That Sometimes Script Blanket

It Be Like That Sometimes Script Blanket

We all know it really be like that sometimes. Share in our collective struggles and life with this decorative, "It Be Like That Sometimes" script design.

Jaw Ready For This? Shark Blanket

Jaw Ready For This? Shark Blanket

Get ready to make shark week every week with this funny, "Jaw Ready For This?" 90s jam parody design! Perfect for song parodies, shark puns, shark lovers, partying, animal humor, and expressing your sharkness!

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Fight Me You Trash Blanket

Fight Me You Trash Blanket

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Gettin' Real Tired of Wearing Pants and Being Responsible Blanket

Gettin' Real Tired of Wearing Pants and Being Responsible Blanket

This whole being responsible and wearing pants thing is getting old real fast. Let everyone know you're having a day and express your lazy side with this funny lazy blanket design.

I Hate Everyone & Pants Blanket

I Hate Everyone & Pants Blanket

I hate everyone and you can too. Let everyone know how you feel about the human race AND pants with this sassy I Hate Everyone design!

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket

Be a touchdowner at the next football game or tailgate you're dragged to this fall with this super sassy, "I Think Both Teams Should Lose" funny, anti-sports design. Perfect for being a fan of parties but not football.

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Blanket

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Blanket

Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Blanket

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Blanket

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket

Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Blanket

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Blanket

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

The Feline Urge To Create Chaos Blanket

The Feline Urge To Create Chaos Blanket

Something deep within every cat is the burning desire to destroy order and create chaos. Harness the feline urge to create chaos with this ominous cat design!

F*** The Mornings Blanket

F*** The Mornings Blanket

Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

Rated B For BITCH Parody Blanket

Rated B For BITCH Parody Blanket

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

F*** Around And Find Sprout Blanket

F*** Around And Find Sprout Blanket

When you're gardening, farming, or foraging sometimes you've just gotta F*** around and find sprout! Show off your sassy love of plants with this funny meme inspired design!

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

You're full of making great points, show off your wisdom with this "Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk" meme design! Perfect for going on a rant, being sassy, and sharing your thoughts!

Check Meowt Blanket

Check Meowt Blanket

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