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If you're having a bad day, or just aren't feeling so hot, just remind yourself... At least you're attractive by Goblin standards. Remember that whoever you are, there's someone out there that things you're amazing! Even if that person is a goblin.

Seriously? I left the wonderful world of dreams to be HERE? Screw this, I'm going back to bed!!

Seriously? I left the wonderful world of dreams to be HERE? Screw this, I'm going back to bed!!

Sometimes saying sorry to someone for your wrongdoings is hard, especially if you have a lot of pride... But you have no excuse if you can say "worcestershire" without hesitation. Suck it up and say sorry!

Sometimes saying sorry to someone for your wrongdoings is hard, especially if you have a lot of pride... But you have no excuse if you can say "worcestershire" without hesitation. Suck it up and say sorry!

Introducing our latest addition to the collection, the hilarious "At Least I'm Attractive By Goblin Standards" t-shirt. Perfect for all those who need a boost of confidence and some good old-fashioned humor during tough times, this t-shirt is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Featuring a bold and eye-catching design that's sure to grab attention, this shirt is a real conversation starter, making it a great gift or statement piece for any wardrobe. Whether you're simply running errands or attending a party, this t-shirt is versatile, trendy, and designed to suit any occasion. So why not embrace your uniqueness and quirks and champion them proudly with this tongue-in-cheek t-shirt? After all, as the saying goes, there's someone out there for everyone, even if that someone is a goblin. Order yours today, and let your confidence soar!

This doctor's not clearly says I can be excused forever. Now if you'll excuse me, i've been prescribed a heavy dosage of Ice cream. I'm also to rest indefinitely while watching netflix. Seeya!

This doctor's not clearly says I can be excused forever. Now if you'll excuse me, i've been prescribed a heavy dosage of Ice cream. I'm also to rest indefinitely while watching netflix. Seeya!

Look, I've got more important things to do... Like sit at home and pet my cat, or water my plants... or watch paint dry. Perfect for those introverts that would honestly rather be doing anything else.

Look, I've got more important things to do... Like sit at home and pet my cat, or water my plants... or watch paint dry. Perfect for those introverts that would honestly rather be doing anything else.

Ah, the ultimate dream we wish to achieve- to leave the world peacefully in our sleep. But what if we can add a little twist to it? That's right! This t-shirt lets you take your quirky sense of humor with you even in the afterlife. Imagine yourself lying in bed, looking perfect, with this funny tee plastered to your chest. Not only will it make people chuckle, but it'll also give them a glimpse of who you are without saying a word. A conversational piece that is sure to gather a lot of smiles, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, even in the face of mortality. So go ahead, gift yourself or someone you love with this cool and witty t-shirt, and let them know that, in the end, all we really want is a comfortable sleep while doing what we love.