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Funny Sassy Quotes Sassy Notebooks

Browse our collection of 164 Funny Sassy Quotes Notebooks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Whatever Unicorn Notebook

Whatever Unicorn Notebook

You gotta be you. This unicorn design features the text "Whatever" with an illustration of a sassy unicorn living their life. Perfect for a unicorn lover, unicorn gifts, lazy day, sassy gifts, feeling sassy and for spreading your unicorn love!

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Notebook

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Notebook

Don't give me sass or you'll get the axe! Show off your defense with this "Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt" design with an illustration of an adorable turtle ready to fight if you get feisty! Perfect for animal humor, turtle memes, turtle puns, and feelin sassy!

Flicky Frog Notebook

Flicky Frog Notebook

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

Floral F*** Off Notebook

Floral F*** Off Notebook

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

The Absence Of A "No" Is Not The Presence Of A "Yes" - Consent Notebook

The Absence Of A "No" Is Not The Presence Of A "Yes" - Consent Notebook

State your boundaries and advocate the necessity of consent with this, "The Absence Of A "No" Is Not The Presence Of A "Yes" quote. Perfect for standing up for your needs and keeping to yourself.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Notebook

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Notebook

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Have A Day Notebook

Have A Day Notebook

Hope you have a day! Wish others well or not, or pretty much just be neutral with this funny and sassy "Have A Day" shirt design.

Disapproving Ghost Notebook

Disapproving Ghost Notebook

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Practice Safe Hex Notebook

Practice Safe Hex Notebook

Always use pro-hex-tion. Show off your love of being a sassy, sex positive, witch with this cute, "Practice Safe Hex" witch design with a sword, skull, moon, candles, and magic for your spells!

Cute But Will Impale If Necessary Unicorn Notebook

Cute But Will Impale If Necessary Unicorn Notebook

Cute But Will Impale If Necessary Unicorn, this unicorn has got the sparkles and sass to match! Don't cross her, because she WILL impale if necessary!

New Moon, Who Dis? Notebook

New Moon, Who Dis? Notebook

New moon, who dis? Show off your love of Luna and funny phrases with this sassy, sleepy, new moon design!

Snail With Knife Notebook

Snail With Knife Notebook

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

Y'all Need Satan Notebook

Y'all Need Satan Notebook

Throw some shade with this funny parody design of "y'all need jesus" for those who think maybe the world needs a lil more of that spicy heckboy in it.

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Notebook

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Notebook

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome pun, gardening, funny gnome design.

I Need A Thicc Daddy Notebook

I Need A Thicc Daddy Notebook

Show off your appeal to the thicc-er crowd with this sassy retro inspired design!

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Notebook

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Notebook

I Love U Bitch.

Tears Of Trump Supporters Notebook

Tears Of Trump Supporters Notebook

He may be the president but he's still not my president and I don't stand with him or his supporters. Take a stand against everything Trump and his followers support with this sassy and liberal notebook that's stained with the tears of trump supporters.

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Notebook

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Notebook

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Notebook

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Notebook

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

Feist-tea Notebook

Feist-tea Notebook

Just a sassy, feisty bubble tea that's ready to throw balls whenever.

Fight Me You Trash Notebook

Fight Me You Trash Notebook

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Gay And Grumpy Notebook

Gay And Grumpy Notebook

Name a more iconic duo...I'll wait! Show off being the powerful combo that is being Gay and being Grumpy with this funny, "Gay And Grumpy" pride design! Perfect for being a tired gay, taking a nap, and being a proud grump.

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Notebook

Heathens Against Heteronormativity Notebook

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Notebook

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Notebook

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Notebook

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Notebook

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Cluck Off Chicken Notebook

Cluck Off Chicken Notebook

This barn ain't big enough for the both of us, so why don't you cluck off!? Show off being a sassy, silly chicken with this, "Cluck Off" chicken pun design!

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Notebook

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Notebook

You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!

I Sleep When I Want Notebook

I Sleep When I Want Notebook

Ef you I do what I want, sleep when I want, eat what I want, and will knock stuff off tables whenever it feels right. Be radically self deciding with your sleep schedule with this cute and sassy cat design!

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Notebook

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Notebook

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Notebook

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Notebook

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

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