Funny Sassy Quotes Retro T-Shirts, Pullovers and more

Channel your inner Bart Simpson with this funny, "Eat My Shorts" retro comeback! Perfect for being nostalgic, being sassy, nostalgia, and being left alone!

Channel your inner Bart Simpson with this funny, "Eat My Shorts" retro comeback! Perfect for being nostalgic, being sassy, nostalgia, and being left alone!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

Life's a bitch, but darling, so are you. Show that you're a bad bitch that can handle this bitch we call life with this funny sassy bitchy desgin.

Life's a bitch, but darling, so are you. Show that you're a bad bitch that can handle this bitch we call life with this funny sassy bitchy desgin.

Is it me? Am I the drama? I don't think I'm the drama...maybe I am. Show that you're maybe the sassy villian after all with this funny, retro aesthetic "Am I The Drama?" design!

Is it me? Am I the drama? I don't think I'm the drama...maybe I am. Show that you're maybe the sassy villian after all with this funny, retro aesthetic "Am I The Drama?" design!

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? Channel everyone's favorite sci-fi princess with this funny nerdy quote.

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? Channel everyone's favorite sci-fi princess with this funny nerdy quote.

Don't you mess with me, don't u dare. Show off your 90s nostalgia with this, "Don't U Dare" 90s, Double Dare parody design! Perfect for being left alone, feeling sassy, 90s kids, and retro nostalgia!

Don't you mess with me, don't u dare. Show off your 90s nostalgia with this, "Don't U Dare" 90s, Double Dare parody design! Perfect for being left alone, feeling sassy, 90s kids, and retro nostalgia!

Look buddy does it LOOK like I car? I don't give a HONK. Don't let the world slow you down with this funny sassy car pun that doesn't care what other cars have to say or think about it.

Tits Up. Tits up ladies. Show your love for retro comedies set in the late 1950s early 1960s with this Marvelous inspired design.

Tits Up. Tits up ladies. Show your love for retro comedies set in the late 1950s early 1960s with this Marvelous inspired design.

Get the perfect t-shirt for people with a great sense of humor and self-awareness. The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole t-shirt is for those who understand that being yourself is essential, as long as you're not a jerk! Imagine wearing a vibrant smiley face design, mixed with trippy floral patterns that are sure to grab everyone's attention. When you let go of your negative tendencies and embrace the positivity, you become the best version of yourself. Let the world know that you're not an asshole, rather someone working towards being a better person. Order yours today and start spreading positive vibes - it's the perfect conversation starter for any occasion!

Mornings are not for questions. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. Channel your inner Chief Hopper with this funny quote coffee shirt.

Mornings are not for questions. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. Channel your inner Chief Hopper with this funny quote coffee shirt.

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Man, I love fall! Guess that makes me a M.I.L.F. Show off your love of fall and all things autumn with this funny, fall parody design in a groovy, retro style!

Man, I love fall! Guess that makes me a M.I.L.F. Show off your love of fall and all things autumn with this funny, fall parody design in a groovy, retro style!

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - Feelings! Stop by now to get access to these emotions before I close down again! Show off your emotional unavailable, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - Feelings! Stop by now to get access to these emotions before I close down again! Show off your emotional unavailable, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!