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Funny Quote Jokes Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 166 Funny Quote Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Everyone In This Room Is Now Dumber For Having Listened To You Greeting Card

Everyone In This Room Is Now Dumber For Having Listened To You Greeting Card

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you. Let your friends and family know that they are infecting people with their stupid in this funny Billy Maddison quote inspired design.

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I feel God in this Chili's tonight. Show that you can sense the Lord's presence with this funny quote design.

I'm Gonna Need You To Take Greeting Card

I'm Gonna Need You To Take Greeting Card

I'm gonna need you to take your opinion and shove it wayyy up inside your butthole. Let people know their opinion is unwanted with this funny quote design.

I Was Left Unsupervised Greeting Card

I Was Left Unsupervised Greeting Card

In all fairness I was left unsupervised. Show you're the reason we can't have nice things with this funny quote design.

Numbers The Most Boring of All The Shapes Greeting Card

Numbers The Most Boring of All The Shapes Greeting Card

Numbers: the most boring of all the shapes. Show that you hate math and numbers in general with this funny quote design.

Uh Ya Boring Greeting Card

Uh Ya Boring Greeting Card

Let people that uh uh uh ya boring with this funny quote inspired design.

Most Insanely Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard Greeting Card

Most Insanely Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard Greeting Card

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Hedge Their Bets Greeting Card

Hedge Their Bets Greeting Card

Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge thier bets. Show that being nice is for chumps with this sassy rick and morty inpired design.

I Thought Burpees Were Just Baby Burps Greeting Card

I Thought Burpees Were Just Baby Burps Greeting Card

I Thought Burpees Were Just Baby Burps. Show your advection to working out and your love of Titus Andromedon with this funny workout quote design.

"That's What..." (She Said) Greeting Card

"That's What..." (She Said) Greeting Card

The timeless and most iconic quote this woman has ever said. Honor her with pride with her words.

I Wonder What People Like About Me Probably My Jugs Greeting Card

I Wonder What People Like About Me Probably My Jugs Greeting Card

I Wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs. Show that you know what your two best qualities are with this Phyllis Vance from the Office inspired design.

Pretend You Know What You're Doing Greeting Card

Pretend You Know What You're Doing Greeting Card

Put your hair up, drink some coffee and pretend you know what you're doing. Fake it till you make it with this funny quote coffee themed design.

Stay Safe Eat Cake Greeting Card

Stay Safe Eat Cake Greeting Card

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe. Eat Cake. Show your love for cake and not getting kidnapped with this funny quote design.

Can't Brain Today I Has The Dumb Greeting Card

Can't Brain Today I Has The Dumb Greeting Card

Can't brain today, I has the dumb. Show that you've got a bad case of the poo brain with this funny design.

Webster Dictionary Defines Wedding Greeting Card

Webster Dictionary Defines Wedding Greeting Card

Webster Dictionary Defines Wedding As: The Fusing Of Two Metals with a Hot Torch.

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna Greeting Card

Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna Greeting Card

Remember the 4 Rs kids: Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna. Show your love for the environment and amazing music with this Broad City quote inspire design.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Follow Me I Know a Shortcut Greeting Card

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Follow Me I Know a Shortcut Greeting Card

Lead me not into temptation. Follow me! I know a shortcut! Show you believe sinning is winning with this funny good time having high vibe design.

Follows Workout Workout Doesn't follow back unfollows workout Greeting Card

Follows Workout Workout Doesn't follow back unfollows workout Greeting Card

Follows workout. Workout doesn't follow back. Unfollows workout. Show that you follow for follow only with this funny social media and fitness inspired design.

Follows Diet Diet Doesn't Follow Back Unfollows Diet Greeting Card

Follows Diet Diet Doesn't Follow Back Unfollows Diet Greeting Card

Follows diet. Diet doesn't follow back. Unfollows diet. Show that you follow for follow only with this funny social media and dieting inspired design.

Begone Vile Man Greeting Card

Begone Vile Man Greeting Card

Banish vile men from your sight with this funny design. Channel your inner Dennis with this design featuring the phrase "Begone Vile Man. Begone From Me.

I Didn't Realize I Had To Know Everything Second Rodeo Greeting Card

I Didn't Realize I Had To Know Everything Second Rodeo Greeting Card

I Didn't realize I was supposed to know everything by my second rodeo. seems like a pretty small number of rodeos. Show that you're still unsure of exactly what you're doing in life with this funny Roadeo quote inspired design.

Life Has Never Given Me Lemons Greeting Card

Life Has Never Given Me Lemons Greeting Card

Life has never given me lemons, It gave me anger issues, anxiety and fear of abandonment but never lemons. Show that life has thrown a lot at you with this funny citrus themed design.

This Little Creature Has Adapted Greeting Card

This Little Creature Has Adapted Greeting Card

This little creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness. Channel your inner tiny crab with this funny meme inspired design.

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my children are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your children are wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

I'm a Squirrel You're My Nut Greeting Card

I'm a Squirrel You're My Nut Greeting Card

I'm a squirrel, you're my nut. Winter's coming. I'm gonna store you in my cheek. Show your love for Winston Schmidt quotes with this new girl inspired design.

Christmas Is Lit Heat Miser Greeting Card

Christmas Is Lit Heat Miser Greeting Card

Christmas Is Lit Heat Miser. Show you're dreaming of a green Christmas with this Heat Miser Ugly Chrismas Sweater inspired design. heat miser christmas movie classic claymation stop animation mr.

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