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Funny Old People Sassy Neck Gaiters

Browse our collection of 41 Funny Old People Neck Gaiters . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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More Cats Less People Neck Gaiter

More Cats Less People Neck Gaiter

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

Blow Me Dandelion Neck Gaiter

Blow Me Dandelion Neck Gaiter

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Every Day Is Pajama Day Neck Gaiter

Every Day Is Pajama Day Neck Gaiter

Relax, take a load off! Jeans are for people with something to prove. Who cares if you're wearing soft flannel pants at home? Or at work? Your junk is covered, what else do they want??

Hell is Other Shoppers Neck Gaiter

Hell is Other Shoppers Neck Gaiter

Hell is other shoppers. Keep 6 feet away! Show that the worst part of your weekly outing to the grocery store is all the other people ignoring safety standards with this sassy satan design.

Leave Me Calzone Neck Gaiter

Leave Me Calzone Neck Gaiter

will you CHEESE leave me alone? I'm feelin' crusty today, and don't have time for your saucy attitude. let people know they should keep their distance with this funny calzone pun!

Satan Satan Satan Thank You Have a Nice Day Neck Gaiter

Satan Satan Satan Thank You Have a Nice Day Neck Gaiter

Satan Satan Satan. Hail the Dark Lord and wish people a nice day with this vintage grocery bag parody design.

Full of Spit Llama Neck Gaiter

Full of Spit Llama Neck Gaiter

...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.

Bippity Boppity Back Off Neck Gaiter

Bippity Boppity Back Off Neck Gaiter

You're a beautiful badass who takes no crap from anyone, so tell people to "Bippity Boppity Back Off" with this sassy princess design! Perfect for princess humor, princess quotes, sassy jokes, princess jokes, and wanting to be left alone!

Y'all Need Satan Neck Gaiter

Y'all Need Satan Neck Gaiter

Throw some shade with this funny parody design of "y'all need jesus" for those who think maybe the world needs a lil more of that spicy heckboy in it.

College Educated Goth Daddy Neck Gaiter

College Educated Goth Daddy Neck Gaiter

College Educated Goth Daddy, SO DON'T TEST ME! Rawr.

It's Too Conservative Outside Neck Gaiter

It's Too Conservative Outside Neck Gaiter

Ugh, I can't go out there. Have you SEEN how conservative-ey it is? No thanks, I'd rather stay in until the weather changes.

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Neck Gaiter

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Neck Gaiter

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

Mess With The Snake, You Get The Stake Neck Gaiter

Mess With The Snake, You Get The Stake Neck Gaiter

Don't hiss me off bud, I'll bite ya good! If you ain't nothing to ef with this funny, sassy snake design is for you!

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Neck Gaiter

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Neck Gaiter

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Just Call Me Sexy Witch Neck Gaiter

Just Call Me Sexy Witch Neck Gaiter

Some Call Me An Enchantress, A Sorceress, A Witch, Or Even a Devil, But You Can Just Call Me Sexy. *winks* Show off your witchy sass and humor in this magical design!

Knight Of Wands Smoking Crab Tarot Neck Gaiter

Knight Of Wands Smoking Crab Tarot Neck Gaiter

be as reckless and impulsive and unpredictable as a crab with a knife and a cigarette with this funny Knight Of Wands design! Perfect for scuttling along a beach and causing chaos for all those who fear you!

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Neck Gaiter

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Neck Gaiter

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Nihilist 8-Ball Neck Gaiter

Nihilist 8-Ball Neck Gaiter

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Neck Gaiter

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Neck Gaiter

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Neck Gaiter

Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Neck Gaiter

All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Neck Gaiter

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Neck Gaiter

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

I Got The Looks I Got The Books Neck Gaiter

I Got The Looks I Got The Books Neck Gaiter

Nothing says you can't be a bookworm AND a looker! Literacy is sexy and you know it!

Oh My Cod Becky Neck Gaiter

Oh My Cod Becky Neck Gaiter

Look at her tailfin. It is so big, she looks like one of those sunfish. She looks like a total prowfish, kay?

Coffee Or Death Neck Gaiter

Coffee Or Death Neck Gaiter

If there isn't coffee in my hands in thirty seconds, life is going to get very unpleasant for everyone in a two-mile radius of me. Highly suggest coffee compliance asap.

Sea You In Shell Neck Gaiter

Sea You In Shell Neck Gaiter

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea pun!

Awkward Candy Hearts Neck Gaiter

Awkward Candy Hearts Neck Gaiter

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

Punk Unicorn Pattern Neck Gaiter

Punk Unicorn Pattern Neck Gaiter

If you were born to 'Corn cause you give a dang and resist the apathy and cruelty of modern society, this cute unicorn is you! Spike your hair and be as elusive with this cute punk unicorn design!

Cute But Will Impale If Necessary Unicorn Neck Gaiter

Cute But Will Impale If Necessary Unicorn Neck Gaiter

Cute But Will Impale If Necessary Unicorn, this unicorn has got the sparkles and sass to match! Don't cross her, because she WILL impale if necessary!

Skele-Done Neck Gaiter

Skele-Done Neck Gaiter

UGH. I am skele-DONE with all this. If the world don't tickle your funnybone anymore and you're fed up with all the BS, this skeleton pun featuring an angry skull is for you!

2020 Can Suck It Neck Gaiter

2020 Can Suck It Neck Gaiter

2020 Can Suck It, suck this angry kawaii lollipop 2020, cuz she'll bit you back! 2020 did us humans dirty, show off your strong dislike for the definitely not kawaii rollercoaster that is 2020. kawaii kawaii lollipop lollipop 2020 can suck it 2020 can suck it lollipop kawaii candy 2020 F*** 2020 2020 sucks 2020 funny 2020 meme sassy cute.

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