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Funny Nerd Gifts Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 178 Funny Nerd Gifts Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Celebrate The Graduate In Your Life With A Greeting Card

10 Hilarious Thank-You Cards That Will Make Them Laugh

Celebrate Mom This Mother's Day With These Gifts

Sassy Funny Jokes Humor Sarcasm Memes Parody Puns Sarcastic Animals Moms Quotes Christmas Cats Food Mom Nsfw Dads Dont Mess With Me Mothers Day

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your daddy some love with this funny card showing that you are thankful for all of your Dad's finical sacrifices.

Waifu Material Greeting Card

Waifu Material Greeting Card

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

The Sass Is Strong With This One Greeting Card

The Sass Is Strong With This One Greeting Card

This star wars card is for all young padawans who just can't hold back the sarcasm: the sass is strong with this one. This nerd card is perfect for fans of star wars memes, geek cards, nerd memes, and sci fi merch.

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Unlike *Some* People. Show they you are as petty as you are un-selfaware with this funny sarcastic design.

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Unlike *Some* People. Show they you are as petty as you are un-selfaware with this funny sarcastic design.

Basic Trash Coffee Raccoon Greeting Card

Basic Trash Coffee Raccoon Greeting Card

Basic Trash. Show your love of raccoons and the basic side of life with this funny raccoon and coffee inspired design.

Thanks I Guess (Sloth) Greeting Card

Thanks I Guess (Sloth) Greeting Card

This thank you card design features the text "Thanks I Guess" with an illustration of a sassy sloth. Perfect for a thank you card, thank you note, thank you gifts, funny cards, cards for friends, sassy gifts, sassy cards, and sassy greeting cards!

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

You're sharp, sassy, and taking no shit. Show off your unicorn humor with this funny, "Sharp Horse" design! Perfect for unicorn lovers, unicorn jokes, unicorn quotes, horse humor and being magical!

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my children are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your children are wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In Tampon Commercials Greeting Card

I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In Tampon Commercials Greeting Card

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER CAROL! Give the gift of laughter with this funny quote greeting card.

I Swear a Lot Greeting Card

I Swear a Lot Greeting Card

I swear a lot. I'm sorry, I'll try to swear less, one and two are lies, eat my ass. Show that you have a foul-mouthed an no intention of changing that with this funny sassy design.

Will F*** For Brunch Greeting Card

Will F*** For Brunch Greeting Card

Will F*** for brunch. Show that you'll ride the D in exchange for some B with this pro-brunch design.

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I care about are open floor plans and like two people. Show you live for home renovation with this home and garden inspired design.

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole kid with this funny Father and Mother's day themed design.

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats. Show you're the proud parent of some asshole cats with this funny pet parent themed design.

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

Don't Need Class to Fill My Glass Box Wine Greeting Card

Don't Need Class to Fill My Glass Box Wine Greeting Card

Don't need class to fill my glass. Show you can't afford to be classy but you can afford to be drunk with this funny box wine inspired design.

Full Glass No Class Box Wine Greeting Card

Full Glass No Class Box Wine Greeting Card

Full glass, no class. Show you can't afford to be classy but you can afford to be drunk with this funny box wine inspired design.

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome pun, gardening, funny gnome design.

Badpole Tadpole Greeting Card

Badpole Tadpole Greeting Card

Be tough like this tadpole with this funny, "Badpole" tadpole pun design! Perfect for being badass and loving tadpoles, frogs, amphibians, and aquatic life!

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

Animal puns and booty are some of the best things in life! This song parody design "I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly" for the sassy jellyfish that feels bootylicious! Perfect for animal puns, animal jokes, song parody, animal parody, and jellyfish gifts!

I Do What I Want Cat Greeting Card

I Do What I Want Cat Greeting Card

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired greeting card! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

Sleigh All Day Santa Greeting Card

Sleigh All Day Santa Greeting Card

Get ready to slay this holiday with this funny Christmas greeting card design featuring the text "Sleigh All Day" with an illustration of cool, pop culture santa! Perfect for getting in the holiday spirit, slaying, santa jokes, song parodies, holiday gifts and Christmas parties!

It's Time For Some Mother F***'n Coffee Greeting Card

It's Time For Some Mother F***'n Coffee Greeting Card

It's time for some mother F***'n coffee. Show that their ain't no time like coffee time with this coffee lover inspired design.

This Gig Rules Mom Greeting Card

This Gig Rules Mom Greeting Card

"This Gig Rules" Mom. Show that being a mom is the best job you ever had with this cute momma inspired design.

Gay And Grumpy Greeting Card

Gay And Grumpy Greeting Card

Name a more iconic duo...I'll wait! Show off being the powerful combo that is being Gay and being Grumpy with this funny, "Gay And Grumpy" pride design! Perfect for being a tired gay, taking a nap, and being a proud grump.

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

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