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Funny Nerd Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 154 Funny Nerd Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Celebrate Mom This Mother's Day With These Gifts

Roll For Initiative With These Fun DnD Inspired Gifts

Sassy Funny Jokes Humor Sarcasm Memes Parody Puns Sarcastic Quotes Animals Christmas Nsfw Dads Food Mom Moms Dont Mess With Me Irony Life

Waifu Material Greeting Card

Waifu Material Greeting Card

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

The Sass Is Strong With This One Greeting Card

The Sass Is Strong With This One Greeting Card

This star wars card is for all young padawans who just can't hold back the sarcasm: the sass is strong with this one. This nerd card is perfect for fans of star wars memes, geek cards, nerd memes, and sci fi merch.

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In Tampon Commercials Greeting Card

I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In Tampon Commercials Greeting Card

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER CAROL! Give the gift of laughter with this funny quote greeting card.

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Unlike *Some* People. Show they you are as petty as you are un-selfaware with this funny sarcastic design.

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Greeting Card

I'm Not Passive Aggressive Unlike *Some* People. Show they you are as petty as you are un-selfaware with this funny sarcastic design.

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

This goes out to the gas prices that were once low and affordable. In loving memory of lower gay prices. Pay homage to the days of low gas prices passed with this funny, political design.

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

You're sharp, sassy, and taking no shit. Show off your unicorn humor with this funny, "Sharp Horse" design! Perfect for unicorn lovers, unicorn jokes, unicorn quotes, horse humor and being magical!

Sleigh All Day Santa Greeting Card

Sleigh All Day Santa Greeting Card

Get ready to slay this holiday with this funny Christmas greeting card design featuring the text "Sleigh All Day" with an illustration of cool, pop culture santa! Perfect for getting in the holiday spirit, slaying, santa jokes, song parodies, holiday gifts and Christmas parties!

Magical But Stabby Greeting Card

Magical But Stabby Greeting Card

Magical, but stabby. Show that you're more mystical than a unicorn but you're still willing to fight with this funny sassy unicorn-inspired design.

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass. Show that you're fancy and sassy with this funny kiss my ass design.

Sorry For Not Being Sorry Greeting Card

Sorry For Not Being Sorry Greeting Card

Sorry for not being sorry, because I tried to feel sorry but I don't. Show you regret nothing with this sorry not sorry design.

My Cat Was Right About You Greeting Card

My Cat Was Right About You Greeting Card

My cat was right about you. Show that your cat is an excellent judge of character with this funny sassy cat owner themed design.

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

Greetings fair citizens! 'Tis I, the Queen of Not Taking Her Own Advice. Show that you give good advice but you never follow it with this funny design.

My Skill Include Drinking Margs And Judging Others Harshly Greeting Card

My Skill Include Drinking Margs And Judging Others Harshly Greeting Card

Show that you're saltier than the rim on your margarita glass with his funny drinking and judgment design.

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

You Bring Me Joy Sometimes I Guess I'll Keep You Greeting Card

I'm tidying up my life, but you bring me joy sometimes I guess I'll keep you. Show your loved one that they're alright, they can stay in your life, but all that tupperware has to go!

I'm Still Hungry Greeting Card

I'm Still Hungry Greeting Card

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

Y'all Need Satan Greeting Card

Y'all Need Satan Greeting Card

Throw some shade with this funny parody design of "y'all need jesus" for those who think maybe the world needs a lil more of that spicy heckboy in it.

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole kid with this funny Father and Mother's day themed design.

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats. Show you're the proud parent of some asshole cats with this funny pet parent themed design.

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my children are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your children are wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

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