Funny Girlbosspins College Greeting Cards

Who puts the lit in literature? Why Shakespeare of course! Get lit in class or while you're reading or acting with this funny, shakespeare shirt, perfect for any literary nerd, english major or any old book nerd!

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

May your coffee be stronger and your students quieter than yesterday. Pray for quiet and caffeination with this funny teaching inspired design.

You can't spell "studying" without "dying". Embrace the sweet kiss of eternity that is your semester's homework with this funny and grim studying design! Perfect for making light of a heavy workload. studying school college freshmen senior sophomore junior study hall homework college jokes college humor student student humor highschool school jokes teacher teaching science s.t.e.m.

I love my asshole students. Show that students can be assholes but as a teacher, you love them anyway with this funny design.

I can't study anymore. That's it. I'm done for. Take me in your arms, Jesus. This struggling student design is perfect for taking finals, studying your just any day in class.

I'll bring the bail money. Everyone needs a Mom friend. Show that when nights get wild you shine with responsibility with this funny party inspired design.

I'll bring the booze! Get ready to get high on your own supply! Show your love of drinking with this funny party inspired design.

I'll bring the bad decisions! Show you're the wild friend who's ready to make some mistakes with this funny party inspired design.

National running away from my problems champion. Why deal with your problems when you can run from them? Show that you're amazing at shirking your responsibilities with this funny running-inspired design.

Sorry I Can't, I Have To Grade Papers. Show that you can't party tonight because you're living that teacher life with this funny teaching inspired design.

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

We the people? Nah, we the Millennials are really going through it. This generation really be seeing once in a lifetime events more than any generation ever has. If you're a millennial and you're struggling too, you should get this design.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Graduation is a milestone worth celebrating, and this greeting card is the perfect way to do it. It's a goth masterpiece that is loaded with symbolism and good wishes. The black and white roses evoke both the beauty and the darkness of life, while the mysterious eye hints at the unknown possibilities that lie ahead. The phrase "Happy Graduation Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress" injects a bit of humor and wit into the mix, reminding the recipient that even the devil recognizes their achievements. Whether your loved one is an actual Satanist or just enjoys a bit of gothic flair, this card sends the message that they've done something truly remarkable. It's also an excellent choice for anyone who's achieved something that others might consider unusual or non-traditional. So don't settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill graduation card. Give them something that shows just how proud you are of their unique accomplishments.