Funny Girlboss Pirates T-Shirts

Why wait for dry land? There's an ocean of lovin' out there for a not-so-lonely pirate!

Why wait for dry land? There's an ocean of lovin' out there for a not-so-lonely pirate!

Who else would it be other than THAT iconic movie character Cactus Jack Sparrow! For those who are fans of plants and pirates!

Who else would it be other than THAT iconic movie character Cactus Jack Sparrow! For those who are fans of plants and pirates!

Who else would it be other than THAT iconic movie character Cactus Jack Sparrow! For those who are fans of plants and pirates!

Ye best start believin' in Capitalist Dystopias, Miss Turner..... YOU'RE IN ONE! Say F*** capitalism and help uplift the people around you with this funny twist on this infamous pirate meme.

Ye best start believin' in Capitalist Dystopias, Miss Turner..... YOU'RE IN ONE! Say F*** capitalism and help uplift the people around you with this funny twist on this infamous pirate meme.

Celebrate the growing genre of gay pirate media with this funny design, perfect for searching the seven seas to binge every last bit of it.

Celebrate the growing genre of gay pirate media with this funny design, perfect for searching the seven seas to binge every last bit of it.

Crack open that treasure chest! A pirate's haul awaits inside---if someone told them to haul ass anyway. You know what, nevermind, this treasure stinks.

Crack open that treasure chest! A pirate's haul awaits inside---if someone told them to haul ass anyway. You know what, nevermind, this treasure stinks.

Some of us would do anything for Jack Sparrow. Even settling his debt with Davy Jones. Show your love for the heroic yet comical captain of the seven seas with this awesome shirt.

Some of us would do anything for Jack Sparrow. Even settling his debt with Davy Jones. Show your love for the heroic yet comical captain of the seven seas with this awesome shirt.

Some of us would do anything for Jack Sparrow. Even settling his debt with Davy Jones. Show your love for the heroic yet comical captain of the seven seas with this awesome shirt.

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, you are a BIRATE! Do what you want cause a pirate is free with this rad bisexual pirate skull and crossbones!

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, you are a BIRATE! Do what you want cause a pirate is free with this rad bisexual pirate skull and crossbones!

YArr Know what they say lad, Carrots arr good for yarr ayes. Hear the groans of pirates and pun haters alike with this funny rabbit pirate with a cute carrot eye patch, just trying to dish out some good health advice.

YArr Know what they say lad, Carrots arr good for yarr ayes. Hear the groans of pirates and pun haters alike with this funny rabbit pirate with a cute carrot eye patch, just trying to dish out some good health advice.

Blimey It's Captain Slimy - the most notorious pirate frog! Arghhhhibbit! pirate frog mashup frog jokes frog frog funny frogs blimey it's captain slimy frog captain slimy slimy pirate frog pirate frog pirates pirate jokes pirate blimey!

Blimey It's Captain Slimy - the most notorious pirate frog! Arghhhhibbit! blimey it's captain slimy blimey!

Keep the skeletons away with this funny, "A Banana A Day Keeps The Skeletons Away" Sea of Thieves inspired design! Perfect for pirates, fighting skeletons, action-adventure, combat games and going on quests!

Keep the skeletons away with this funny, "A Banana A Day Keeps The Skeletons Away" Sea of Thieves inspired design! Perfect for pirates, fighting skeletons, action-adventure, combat games and going on quests!

Introducing the tee that's making waves in the world of sea-monster humor! Our "What's Kraken?" t-shirt features a retro-styled kraken who's clearly got a sense of humor- after all, it's been known to ask that age-old question before taking down ships! Whether you're a fan of nautical legends, vintage designs, or just plain puns, this t-shirt is sure to make you crack a smile. And don't worry if people cringe a bit when they see it- after all, that's what makes it so funny! This timeless design is perfect for nerds, geeks, and sea-lovers alike- and it's sure to be a conversation starter wherever you go. So if you're ready to join the ranks of kraken-lovers worldwide, be sure to grab your very own "What's Kraken?" t-shirt today- before it sails away for good!

The legendary beast of the deep was known to have a sense of humor. Tales would tell that before it took down ships it would shout "What's Kraken?" Till this day people still cringe at the phrase, whether it's because of the legend of its outdated slang is still unknown. Be sure to get a laugh out of friends and nerdy passersby alike in this awesome retro-styled Kraken design.

The legendary beast of the deep was known to have a sense of humor. Tales would tell that before it took down ships it would shout "What's Kraken?" Till this day people still cringe at the the phrase, whether it's because of the legend or it's outdated slang is still unknown. Be sure to get a laugh out of friends and nerdy passersby alike in this awesome retro styled kraken design.

The legendary beast of the deep was known to have a sense of humor. Tales would tell that before it took down ships it would shout "What's Kraken?" Till this day people still cringe at the the phrase, whether it's because of the legend or it's outdated slang is still unknown. Be sure to get a laugh out of friends and nerdy passersby alike in this awesome retro styled kraken design.